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Chapter 21: Fox Spirit


Every time the Ice Poison flared up, Liu Yun would be wracked with bone-deep cold, and she would always have nightmares.

The nightmares were always about the Liu family’s downfall—the brutal house arrest. In the dream, a vast swath of red bloomed, enveloping everything in gloom.

But perhaps this time, because she had a living, breathing presence beside her, the fixed scene of bloodshed in her dream was pierced by daylight. The blood color was replaced by dampness. Liu Yun dreamed of what came after the blood.

In a cramped, damp environment, over a dozen girls around the same age, dirty and huddled together. A little girl sat on a pile of moldy hay, her dark, dark eyes fixed on the cold moonlight above.

It was Liu Yun, at seven years old.

During those two years traveling from Jinzhou to the Capital, the oppression, mockery, and humiliation from everyone hadn’t worn down her edges. Instead, in the midst of the foul mud, they had sharpened her into something twisted and jagged.

She decided she would become a bone-piercing blade, a gut-wrenching poison, a vengeful ghost!

Everyone she met was just a cloud to float on higher, a stone to ascend to heaven, a ladder to scale the skies!

She wanted revenge. She wanted to kill her enemies with her own hands!

She knew her father had once been a brother-in-arms with Shen Yi, who was then the young marquis. So she used every means to get him to buy her and bring her into his household.

The noble houses of the imperial court, the Emperor’s trusted officials, old bonds of friendship.

The mansion was a constant stream of high-ranking officials, the courtyard always busy.

There was no better stepping stone than the Shen family!

On her first day in the household, she was taken to see the Old Marquis. That’s when she saw her. Soft and sticky, curled up on the Old Marquis’s knee like a glutinous rice dumpling. Shen Yuezhuang.

How perfectly she was made. Beautiful and lovely. Carefree and pure. All soft pink.

Shen Yi was telling the Old Marquis about her background. Shen Yuezhuang was looking up, her head tilted, half-understanding as she listened to her father.

Liu Yun could already listen to people recount her family’s ruin without a flicker of emotion. She just watched Shen Yuezhuang, a cool assessment in her mind. She wondered how much this little thing could help her get.

Shen Qingjue wasn’t born yet. Shen Yi hadn’t remarried. Shen Yuezhuang was unquestionably the greatest treasure in the household. So, before Liu Yun even entered the mansion, her sights were already set on Shen Yuezhuang.

She stared unblinkingly at Shen Yuezhuang. Noticing her gaze, Shen Yuezhuang stared back, a bit confused. Those large, almond-shaped eyes revealed everything their owner was thinking. In a place where the adults couldn’t see, Liu Yun’s dark, dark eyes curved slightly.

She thought to herself, This Miss Shen looks very easy to control.

Then came the Old Marquis’s voice—a little fuzzy in her memory now, but very commanding.

“Since you’re the daughter of an old comrade, we’ll set up another courtyard for you. You two are about the same age. Don’t talk about serving and such. She can be a playmate!”

Liu Yun kowtowed in thanks, her heart unmoved.

Those words were just polite formalities. If she took them seriously, she would be a fool!

But she never expected… she truly was just a playmate.

At first, Liu Yun was anxious for a long time. She tried to prove her usefulness and necessity, but she couldn’t find any purchase in Shen Yuezhuang’s daily life—her meals, her clothes, her routine.

All the tasks—putting her to bed, washing her face, dressing her—were handled by the servants Shen Yuezhuang already had.

Whenever Liu Yun tried to do anything, the old nurses would be flattered and take the task from her hands, nervously saying that the Marquis had ordered that no one in the household was to treat her as a servant.

Feeling insecure, Liu Yun had to work even harder to increase her importance in Shen Yuezhuang’s eyes.

She played with her. She took her on secret trips outside the mansion. She taught her to climb walls and trees. She sneaked her alcohol. She led her into doing all the mischievous things that bad influences would encourage.

Those things might have been good or bad, but without a doubt, they caused the feelings between the two to heat up rapidly.

The crime of corrupting the young Miss Shen could have had her thrown out of the house at any moment. But the risk was high, and so was the reward. Shen Yuezhuang began to cling to her.

It was a clear profit, but windfall profits are temporary. Liu Yun needed to turn this into stable, long-term benefits. To do that, she needed the approval of the Old Marquis and the Young Marquis!

For example, proving she could control Shen Yuezhuang.

In less than two years, Liu Yun had completed her plan. She had become irreplaceable in the Yongding Marquis Manor. Her function was to act as a deterrent for Shen Yuezhuang, to be the check on this precious daughter whom the entire household—the Yongding Marquis Manor and the Huo family alike—held in the palms of their hands.

Time in the dream flew by in a blur. In a blink, it was the time Shen Yuezhuang became a study companion.

Shen Yuezhuang, as usual, refused to get out of bed, hugging her quilt and whining.

In the monastic cell of Precious Flower Temple, Shen Yuezhuang was woken by Ruixue’s voice. Face full of displeasure, she pushed her head into the hollow of Liu Yun’s shoulder, grumbling and lying on top of her.

This was Shen Yuezhuang’s standard stalling tactic. Half of Liu Yun’s consciousness was still in the dream: remembering how she used to coldly haul the person out of bed and dump her in front of the dressing mirror. The other half was already awake, pressing her lips together to suppress the smile tugging at their corners.

The soothing pats, which had felt so awkward last night, now seemed practiced a thousand times. One hand wrapped around Shen Yuezhuang’s waist and back, the other patted her back with easy familiarity. Her brows were relaxed, full of indulgence and secret joy.

Outside the door, hearing no response, Ruixue called out again.

“Your Grace, it’s a letter from the North.”

Only then did Liu Yun fully awaken.

“Come in!”

The sound, so close, made Shen Yuezhuang frown in annoyance once more.

The creak of the wooden door and Shen Yuezhuang’s clearly displeased groan sounded simultaneously. Ruixue, standing at the doorway, paused mid-step at the noise.

The whimpering sound was sticky as honey. Whether it was sweet was debatable, but it was certainly clingy!

Ruixue’s toes curled. Her mouth and brow tightened simultaneously. She clenched her hands, restraining herself. Her eyes landed on the phoenix robe directly across from the door—the one Shen Yuezhuang had shucked off last night and hadn’t bothered to put away.

She took a deep breath, stepped into the room, and closed the door behind her. She turned, and her gaze was instantly drawn to the corner of a goose-yellow spring gown peeking out from behind a screen.

Ruixue felt like a loyal minister discovering the Emperor bewitched by a demoness. A look of pained mortification flashed in her eyes. Almost instantly, two words sprang into her mind: Fox Spirit!

Ruixue had been worried earlier. The sun was high, and their Empress Dowager hadn’t called for washing up yet. This was a first in years!

Had the Ice Poison gotten worse?

Had she not slept well? Was she ill this morning?

She should have known. The way Miss Shen acted, how could she be someone who knew how to take care of another person?

Ruixue let out a deep, steadying breath. She stepped forward, passed the screen, and trying her best to ignore the spring gowns scattered on the floor, she passed the letter through the bed curtain.

Her eyes could be disciplined to look away, but her ears could not. The steady pat, pat on a back was perfectly clear in her ears.

Then came the rustle of clothes. Vaguely, through the curtain, it seemed Her Grace was trying to sit up. But Shen Yuezhuang refused to get up herself, and wouldn’t let their Empress Dowager get up either!

Ruixue heard the patting on the back become more urgent. No need to guess, that must be Her Grace soothing the other!

Ruixue’s downturned face was livid.

What kind of sane person lives with a sick person and then makes the sick person soothe them to sleep?!


The Empress Dowager Claims to Be My Ex-Girlfriend

The Empress Dowager Claims to Be My Ex-Girlfriend

太后自称是我前女友
Status: Completed Native Language: Chinese

Shen Yuezhuang, the Capital City’s number one female profligate.

Her great-grandfather, Shen Zhi, had at a young age, among a group of grubby little brats playing in mud and piss, singled out the boy who would later become the founding emperor, becoming his sworn brother.

Shen Yuezhuang, a descendant of nobility and meritorious officials, at the same age of muddling through, made two friends: a fox-like friend — the orphan Liu Yun, and a dog-like friend — the neglected Third Prince.

Ten years passed in the blink of an eye. The little prince of yesteryear had leaped to become the current Emperor, while the orphan girl with no family to rely on had become the current Empress Dowager. Only Shen Yuezhuang remained, the Capital’s number one aging leftover woman...

Tsk. The development of this affair was very suspicious. Her great-grandfather became sworn brothers with the Emperor, and he became a highly sought-after husband. How come, when it got to her, she turned into a hot potato?!

Later, Shen Yuezhuang heard a rumor coming from the Palace: the Empress Dowager had said that the young Miss of the Shen family was her old flame!

~~~

The new Emperor ascended the throne and ordered a Special Examination. Shen Yuezhuang, brimming with excitement, took her family’s servants to the Capital on the day the list was announced to try her hand at the tradition of Groom-Snatching Below the List. Her only requirement: good looks above all else!

And so, her burly servants brought her the current Empress Dowager, who was out of the Palace in disguise!

~~~

Speaking of the current Empress Dowager’s life, it was famously tumultuous. From a criminal slave to Empress Dowager, everyone said Emperor Jiande was her benefactor.

When Emperor Jiande ascended the throne and proclaimed a Great Amnesty, she was freed from her slave status.

When Emperor Jiande held his Imperial Consort Selection, she entered the Palace to await selection.

Before Emperor Jiande died, she had risen from a low-ranking Worthy Lady to the Empress of the Central Palace.

After Emperor Jiande’s death, when the Third Prince ascended the throne, she became the most powerful woman in the Palace: the Empress Dowager!

Rumors said the Empress Dowager was ruthless. Rumors said the Empress Dowager framed loyal officials. Rumors said the Empress Dowager was a woman usurping authority. Rumors said the Empress Dowager intended to usurp the throne...

Liu Yun turned a deaf ear to the rumors. But the one rumor she admitted to was that the Empress Dowager, unable to bear the jealousy of being a substitute bride, had secretly ruined all of Miss Shen’s marriage prospects.

Yes. She was alone and desolate within the Palace; how could she let Miss Shen enjoy a harmonious marriage outside?

***

Mini-Story:

Palace Attendant: Your Majesty, it’s terrible! Miss Shen and the Noble Consort are arguing in the Imperial Garden!

The Emperor, who was about to head to the Imperial Garden, immediately turned around: “Go fetch the Empress Dowager.”

Palace Attendant: “Then, Your Majesty...”

Emperor: “I’ll make myself scarce. She curses dirty.”

***

Mini-Story 2:

Miss Shen argued with a consort in the Palace, and the Empress Dowager punished her by ordering her to clean the Study Room. After an hour, the Empress Dowager’s personal female official looked at the still-wet ink stains and the messy bookshelves in the study, and sighed helplessly in persuasion, “Miss Shen, even if no one is watching, Her Highness has given the order. Could you at least pretend to do a good job?”

Shen Yuezhuang, with an incredulous look, pointed at the abacus on the table and retorted, “Pretend? Can’t you see this abacus is already neatly arranged?”

The female official was stunned. But the Empress Dowager looked completely unsurprised.

“If it’s sorted, it’s sorted. What do you want for dinner?”

Their germophobic Empress Dowager said this while closing the open book.

Female official: “...”

Your Highness, do you even see what you’re doing? Is this what you call “sorted”?!

Later, the training for new arrivals in the Empress Dowager’s Palace included memorizing a few special terms: that an abacus is also called a study, that soup with burst wontons is called “meat soup with sliced noodles,” and that the number “seventeen” is taboo in the Palace.

***

Reading Guide:

1. HE (Happy Ending), Both are pure, Sweet story. Feel free to read safely. 2. Silly and light-hearted. This one is absolutely not angsty (emphasis). ...

Content Tags: Palace and Nobility, Special Favor, Happy Enemies to Lovers, Sweet, Historical, Main Character is the Receiver

Search Keywords: Main Character: Shen Yuezhuang, Liu Yun │ Supporting Characters: │ Others:

One-Line Summary: The unspeakable affairs between the Empress Dowager and Miss Shen.

Theme: Strive hard, pursue a beautiful life.

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