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Chapter 65: With Shoes, You Can Even Make the Devil Turn the Millstone Part 2


And so, on his dark-colored brocade collar, only a clear shoe print remained, the toe pointing directly at Old Marquis’s face, which was as black as the bottom of a pot.

“Shen Yuezhuang!”

Liu Yun took Ruixue and headed straight for the hot spring.

There was no time to lose. The longer they delayed, the more they risked something going wrong. Liu Yun was determined to consummate the marriage tonight.

But even though she was in a hurry, she didn’t want Shen Yuezhuang to feel that this was more painful than pleasurable. That’s why she had come personally to prepare and tidy up.

Seeing that everything that should be in the room was there, Liu Yun finally went back to fetch her.

But the moment she entered the courtyard, she saw Shen Yuezhuang kneeling alone on the blue stone path.

The moon was silent, making the solitary figure seem even thinner and colder.

A surge of anger immediately rose in Liu Yun. She rushed to Shen Yuezhuang’s side. “Who told you to kneel here?”

Shen Yuezhuang was here under a false identity. Liu Yun’s first reaction upon seeing her like this was that someone in the estate was bullying her, thinking they could get away with it because there were more of them. Her voice could barely contain its ferocity.

Shen Yuezhuang also had an expression of “You’re finally here.” She blinked pitifully and reached out a hand for Liu Yun to pull her up.

But just as her knees were barely lifted from the ground with Liu Yun’s help, she saw Shen Yuezhuang’s lips move. Then she said, “It was my dad!”

The harshness on Liu Yun’s face vanished almost instantly. There was a moment of blankness before she looked towards the window of the house. In the flickering candlelight, she could see the silhouette of a man.

Too late! Too late!

So the hunting grounds really were full of eyes and ears. The moment they left, the Old Marquis had gotten wind of it and chased after them?

After the initial shock of this defeat, Liu Yun’s mind quickly formed a new decision.

She let go of the hand supporting Shen Yuezhuang. Without the support, Shen Yuezhuang’s knees fell back to the ground with a thud.

Shen Yuezhuang: “???????”

She stared at Liu Yun in disbelief. Liu Yun only crouched down, rubbed her knees, then turned to give Ruixue an order.

“Withdraw. Have the guards stand watch thirty yards away. No one is to enter this courtyard tonight without my command.”

As she finished speaking, Shen Yuezhuang tugged at the hem of her robe.

“I’m not embarrassed. Just tell my dad to let me up.” She winced, rubbing her knee, and muttered softly, “I’ve been kneeling for ages!”

Liu Yun didn’t answer. She just took hold of the hand pulling at her clothes. When the sounds of people retreating faded, Liu Yun took off her Empress Dowager’s phoenix robe and knelt solemnly before the door. The moment the person inside came out, she performed a full kowtow, the greatest of courtesies.

Liu Yun stared at the blue bricks before her. The footsteps stopped at the top of the steps. The voice that spoke was colder than she had ever heard it.

“What is Your Grace the Empress Dowager doing? This old man cannot bear such a grand courtesy!”

Before Liu Yun could even begin the speech she had prepared, Shen Yuezhuang chimed in from the side, “Yes, Your Grace! You didn’t throw a shoe at my dad’s chest. You kneeling here like this is like a blessing that will shorten his life! Get up!”

Shen Yuezhuang, the one most directly involved, clearly had no idea what was going on. Her only thought was to help Liu Yun up so she could stand up herself.

But this only made her father’s face turn from black to green with rage.

“You little beast! Running around and causing trouble all day! Tomorrow is the Mid-Autumn Festival, and you’re still running wild! You’re coming home with me right now!”

“What do you mean, running wild!” Shen Yuezhuang was defiant. “I came in through the main gate, escorted by the steward. Dad, it’s the middle of the night, and you came in through a window and over a wall. You’re the one running wild!”

The Old Marquis was so angry his breathing became ragged. He raised his hand as if to hit her, but stopped mid-swing.

The Old Marquis sucked in a sharp breath of cold air. Liu Yun finally looked up and saw that on the Old Marquis’s chest was a large, muddy shoe print, and there were two delicate pink flower petals in his hair.

Liu Yun’s gaze swept over the petals at the doorway and understood. It must have been something Shen Yuezhuang put on the door so that when someone opened it, petals would fall all over them.

But given the Old Marquis’s pained expression, it seemed that not only petals had fallen on him.

Sure enough, the Old Marquis’s right hand was frozen in place. He used his left hand to pull a thorny flower branch from his right shoulder.

Liu Yun & the Old Marquis: …

After a moment of silence, they both looked at Shen Yuezhuang. It was only then that a flicker of guilt appeared on her previously righteous face.

She glanced at Liu Yun a couple of times, making small, fidgety movements as she said in a low voice, “It was already dark when I was picking the flowers. I guess I wasn’t paying attention and accidentally threw the branch in too.”

The Old Marquis let out a cold, angry laugh.

The one who got accidentally stuck was him! Who was this little bastard looking at so apologetically?!

The aggrieved father was so angry he wanted to tie her up and drag her home right away. But the memory of being pricked was still fresh, so the Old Marquis made a very small, very dignified movement. He extended his index finger and pointed at Shen Yuezhuang. “You! Right now! This instant! Come home with me!”

“No!” Shen Yuezhuang’s body slumped sideways, and she sat down on the ground, throwing a full-blown tantrum. “I’m here already! Can’t you at least let me play for a few days before you hit me?”

“No!” The Old Marquis’s tone didn’t soften in the slightest. “If you don’t come with me today, don’t ever consider yourself part of this family again!”

Shen Yuezhuang shrugged. “Then I’ll go stay at my maternal grandfather’s house.”

“You…”

Liu Yun listened to them bicker for a long time, unable to find an opening to speak.

She had had one earlier. Her act of kneeling was clearly using the etiquette of a younger generation towards an elder. But Shen Yuezhuang had called her “Your Grace,” which not only didn’t help but also left Liu Yun stuck there for a long time.

By the time the Old Marquis was about to turn and leave, Liu Yun finally found her chance.

“Lord Marquis…”

But the Old Marquis clearly still wanted to keep this matter under wraps. Even though, in his eyes, the truth was an open secret among the three of them present, he was determined to pretend he didn’t know.

“Your Grace, my daughter is stubborn and useless. I have troubled you with her care these past days. But in the end, she is a member of the Shen family. What’s past is past. I dare not trouble Your Grace any further. I will take her home and discipline her myself.”

Liu Yun struggled to breathe. She stared hard at Shen Yi. “But may this old official ask, how does the Lord Marquis intend to discipline her in the future?”

Shen Yi didn’t mind Liu Yun knowing his plans. The best outcome would be to make them both give up hope. His eyes were fixed on Shen Yuezhuang, his voice cold and brooking no argument.

“Resign from her post and marry. I have an old subordinate who has an unmarried son. Haven’t you always wanted to go to Yongzhou?” A half-smile played on his lips. “Yongzhou is a good place. Once you’re there, you won’t have to come back.”

Shen Yuezhuang looked suspicious. “When did I ever say I wanted to go to Yongzhou?”

The Old Marquis took a step down from the stone steps, coming closer to her. “Before, you were very close with the Seventeenth Princess. You heard that her mother was from Yongzhou, and every time you had a tantrum, you’d threaten to run away from home and go to Yongzhou.”

“What, you were so set on it back then, but now you can’t even remember?”

These words were clearly meant for Liu Yun.

Back then, she had been so determined, and yet? What love can withstand the test of time?

Liu Yun bit her lip hard. It was as if she were grasping at her last lifeline, she held Shen Yuezhuang’s hand tightly.

In this battle with Shen Yi, he had all the advantages.

Just the fact that he was Shen Yuezhuang’s father made Liu Yun feel constrained and powerless.

Liu Yun’s heart sank, but she quickly started thinking of a delaying tactic.

She rapidly calculated her own advantages: her status, her willingness to go further than the Marquis, and the Marquis’s belief that their feelings were mutual.

A gust of night wind rose again. Liu Yun let out a low cough. Shen Yuezhuang immediately turned to look at her. Seeing her pale face, she became even more unwilling to go home.

“Dad, I can’t get married!”

Shen Yi saw through Liu Yun’s ploy in an instant and only gave a cold laugh. “What kind of nonsense are you spouting now?”

“I’m serious! I think you’re right. No love can withstand the test of time!” Shen Yuezhuang looked genuinely serious. “That’s why someone like me isn’t fit for marriage. Spending a hundred years with one person… Dad, wouldn’t you get bored? I think it’s terrifying just thinking about it! So I say I can’t get married. If I did, I’d definitely get bored and go looking for someone else!”

The words had barely left her mouth when Liu Yun’s grip on her hand tightened to the point of nearly crushing her bones. The Old Marquis’s face was also a study in conflicting emotions. But Shen Yuezhuang kept going.

“Dad, don’t you think it would be less shameful for you if I never married, compared to me being caught cheating?”

“…” The Old Marquis stared blankly at Shen Yuezhuang for a long time. Then he took a deep breath. This time, he looked at Liu Yun. His voice was unreadable, but with a faint hint of pity.

“Your Grace, some things… I don’t need to spell them out for you, do I?”

He paused. “Life is short. There’s no need to make yourself miserable.”


The Empress Dowager Claims to Be My Ex-Girlfriend

The Empress Dowager Claims to Be My Ex-Girlfriend

太后自称是我前女友
Status: Completed Native Language: Chinese

Shen Yuezhuang, the Capital City’s number one female profligate.

Her great-grandfather, Shen Zhi, had at a young age, among a group of grubby little brats playing in mud and piss, singled out the boy who would later become the founding emperor, becoming his sworn brother.

Shen Yuezhuang, a descendant of nobility and meritorious officials, at the same age of muddling through, made two friends: a fox-like friend — the orphan Liu Yun, and a dog-like friend — the neglected Third Prince.

Ten years passed in the blink of an eye. The little prince of yesteryear had leaped to become the current Emperor, while the orphan girl with no family to rely on had become the current Empress Dowager. Only Shen Yuezhuang remained, the Capital’s number one aging leftover woman...

Tsk. The development of this affair was very suspicious. Her great-grandfather became sworn brothers with the Emperor, and he became a highly sought-after husband. How come, when it got to her, she turned into a hot potato?!

Later, Shen Yuezhuang heard a rumor coming from the Palace: the Empress Dowager had said that the young Miss of the Shen family was her old flame!

~~~

The new Emperor ascended the throne and ordered a Special Examination. Shen Yuezhuang, brimming with excitement, took her family’s servants to the Capital on the day the list was announced to try her hand at the tradition of Groom-Snatching Below the List. Her only requirement: good looks above all else!

And so, her burly servants brought her the current Empress Dowager, who was out of the Palace in disguise!

~~~

Speaking of the current Empress Dowager’s life, it was famously tumultuous. From a criminal slave to Empress Dowager, everyone said Emperor Jiande was her benefactor.

When Emperor Jiande ascended the throne and proclaimed a Great Amnesty, she was freed from her slave status.

When Emperor Jiande held his Imperial Consort Selection, she entered the Palace to await selection.

Before Emperor Jiande died, she had risen from a low-ranking Worthy Lady to the Empress of the Central Palace.

After Emperor Jiande’s death, when the Third Prince ascended the throne, she became the most powerful woman in the Palace: the Empress Dowager!

Rumors said the Empress Dowager was ruthless. Rumors said the Empress Dowager framed loyal officials. Rumors said the Empress Dowager was a woman usurping authority. Rumors said the Empress Dowager intended to usurp the throne...

Liu Yun turned a deaf ear to the rumors. But the one rumor she admitted to was that the Empress Dowager, unable to bear the jealousy of being a substitute bride, had secretly ruined all of Miss Shen’s marriage prospects.

Yes. She was alone and desolate within the Palace; how could she let Miss Shen enjoy a harmonious marriage outside?

***

Mini-Story:

Palace Attendant: Your Majesty, it’s terrible! Miss Shen and the Noble Consort are arguing in the Imperial Garden!

The Emperor, who was about to head to the Imperial Garden, immediately turned around: “Go fetch the Empress Dowager.”

Palace Attendant: “Then, Your Majesty...”

Emperor: “I’ll make myself scarce. She curses dirty.”

***

Mini-Story 2:

Miss Shen argued with a consort in the Palace, and the Empress Dowager punished her by ordering her to clean the Study Room. After an hour, the Empress Dowager’s personal female official looked at the still-wet ink stains and the messy bookshelves in the study, and sighed helplessly in persuasion, “Miss Shen, even if no one is watching, Her Highness has given the order. Could you at least pretend to do a good job?”

Shen Yuezhuang, with an incredulous look, pointed at the abacus on the table and retorted, “Pretend? Can’t you see this abacus is already neatly arranged?”

The female official was stunned. But the Empress Dowager looked completely unsurprised.

“If it’s sorted, it’s sorted. What do you want for dinner?”

Their germophobic Empress Dowager said this while closing the open book.

Female official: “...”

Your Highness, do you even see what you’re doing? Is this what you call “sorted”?!

Later, the training for new arrivals in the Empress Dowager’s Palace included memorizing a few special terms: that an abacus is also called a study, that soup with burst wontons is called “meat soup with sliced noodles,” and that the number “seventeen” is taboo in the Palace.

***

Reading Guide:

1. HE (Happy Ending), Both are pure, Sweet story. Feel free to read safely. 2. Silly and light-hearted. This one is absolutely not angsty (emphasis). ...

Content Tags: Palace and Nobility, Special Favor, Happy Enemies to Lovers, Sweet, Historical, Main Character is the Receiver

Search Keywords: Main Character: Shen Yuezhuang, Liu Yun │ Supporting Characters: │ Others:

One-Line Summary: The unspeakable affairs between the Empress Dowager and Miss Shen.

Theme: Strive hard, pursue a beautiful life.

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