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Gold Medal Mediator [Quick Transmigration] 53p3

My Sugar Mommy, Mwah - World(End)

Chapter 53: Sugar Mommy, Kisses (XI) p3

Somewhere in the Prime Deity’s space.

The Mary Sue Prime Deity finally couldn’t hold it in anymore and said to the woman in black, “Ace of Hearts, what do you mean by this? The fact that she seriously violated the rules is a fact. According to the system, she should be directly fired!”

The woman in black was casually pulling on the finger gloves of her right hand with her left, pulling each finger glove out and then pinching the wrist to put it back on, repeating this process over and over, enjoying it.

Hearing the man in white’s words, she said, “Strictly speaking, her ability to have a relationship with the Child of Destiny was also induced by a loophole in 1000286 itself. The root cause of the world’s destruction is also related to our lack of supervision.”

“Since her request is only to continue doing missions, which is beneficial to both of us, we should just go with the flow and satisfy her. You can also get a few more indicators. Why not?”

The Prime Deity did not speak.

He thought of the traces of his destruction that he had already destroyed, and his heart settled down. That’s right. Now that all traces were gone, if he let Hua Baihe do a few more missions, wouldn’t he be able to continue to exploit her abilities?

Thinking of this, he put on a reluctant expression and waved his hand at her.

“Alright, I’d like to see the true strength of the Relationship System.”

Hearing him mention 1000286, the Ace of Hearts casually curled her lips, gave him a slight nod, and her whole body turned into a golden light and disappeared from the space.

The Prime Deity’s eyes were gloomy as he looked at the place where she had disappeared.

He really hated this guy, and now that Hua Baihe was the same…

At first, he always thought he could easily control her, but in a moment of carelessness, he was almost pulled down by a mere human.

But, having fallen at the Ace of Hearts’ hands once, there would definitely not be a second time.

World 0857, along with a small dark history of his, would be completely buried in the dust of the universe, and would never see the light of day again.

* * *

When they arrived at the regulatory agency with the Ace of Hearts, 1000286 was actually not as calm as he had assured Hua Baihe before.

He was a little afraid that this loophole of his was too fatal, and so he would be sent back to the production headquarters. By the time he came out again, he would have forgotten everything.

For some reason, when other systems mentioned the production headquarters, they always seemed to have a hint of nostalgia, like humans missing their hometown. But he, ever since he was born, did not want to go back.

He was even afraid to go back.

“Your number…” Just as he was getting nervous, the woman next to him suddenly said a sentence.

He looked up and let out a questioning sound, “Hmm?”

What about the number?

But the woman in black didn’t say anything more.

He could only continue to be anxious, and his emotions were even a little unstable. One moment he was thinking that if that Hua Baihe met a new system, would she anger his companion to death? The next moment he was thinking that if he went and never came back, would she worry about him…

“Your new host, what kind of person is she?”

The Ace of Hearts suddenly asked another question.

System: “…”

This was a really good question.

In the end, he could only reply dryly, “She’s an unusual person.”

This was the truth.

Any normal person would probably find it hard to be as shameless as Hua Baihe.

The Ace of Hearts smiled, looked at him, and seemed to have noticed his anxiety. She actually spoke to comfort him, which was a rare sight. “Don’t worry. The problem with you, whether it’s a loophole or not, it’s still hard to say. Even if it is a loophole—”

She deliberately dragged out her tone.

Seeing a hint of anxiety on the young man’s face, she continued with a hint of mischievousness, “Even if it’s a loophole, a little repair will do. I can’t let your current contracted host wait too long in the Prime Deity’s space.”

1000286 breathed a sigh of relief and for some reason blurted out:

“Thank you. You’re such a good person.”

Hearing that, the Ace of Hearts narrowed her eyes and said in a low voice, “Am I?”

1000286 felt that the way she looked at him was strange. From the first time they met in the Prime Deity’s space just now, to now, it was not right. But he didn’t know this Ace of Hearts, so he could only put aside his thoughts and decided to get along with this big shot who could control his life and death.

The Ace of Hearts did not try to talk to him again for the rest of the way, which made 1000286 feel much more comfortable.

Until, he followed the other party to the regulatory agency headquarters—

The color of the regulatory agency was different from the Prime Deity’s space. Who knows if it was influenced by the preferences of the person in charge, but the whole thing had a steampunk style.

When he followed the Ace of Hearts and pushed open the metal gate, 1000286 heard the creaking sound and couldn’t help but suspect that this gate needed to be repaired more than he did.

He followed the Ace of Hearts all the way inside. From time to time, gray mist would brush past them. Until the Ace of Hearts suddenly raised her hand and grabbed a wisp of mist.

“Have the person in charge of the system production headquarters come over.”

The System immediately tensed up.

* * *

“Hmm… this…” An old man was walking around 100286 with a magnifying glass.

The magnifying glass revealed the precise mechanical structure inside. This person was just observing his basic components.

At the same time, 1000286 was surrounded by a circle of white mist. The mist would occasionally enter his body and then come out again after a while.

The Ace of Hearts was leisurely drinking coffee. After hearing countless “this” and “that,” she got a little impatient.

“Old K, is your inspection mode too outdated? I’m in a hurry.”

The old man, being urged by her, slowly put away his magnifying glass and turned around. “No problem—it’s the same as the factory settings. Not a single problem.”

The Ace of Hearts put down her cup and said, “No problem? Do you know that his host has made the Children of Destiny of four worlds in a row fall in love with her?”

The old man said slowly, “Then there’s only one other possibility.”

The Ace of Hearts narrowed her eyes. “What?”

The old man said the answer, “The souls of those Children of the World are all related to her.”

The Ace of Hearts immediately refuted, “Impossible! The selected hosts are all sent to worlds that have nothing to do with them to perform missions, so as not to interfere—”

Her voice stopped halfway.

Countless fragments of images from the Prime Deity’s space were pieced together in her mind—

Then she curled her lips.

“Interesting. It seems some people’s nature is hard to change.”

As she spoke, she instantly appeared next to 1000286 and patted his shoulder. “Let’s go, let’s go back.”

* * *

Not long after.

The man in white looked at the woman who had suddenly appeared in front of him, sat up straight from the throne, and said in surprise, “Is there something this inspector came back for?”

The Ace of Hearts thought for a moment and replied, “Yes.”

Prime Deity: “?”

The Ace of Hearts pointed at the young man next to her. “I have a good impression of this system’s appearance. I’ve decided to poach him to be my doorman after he finishes this mission—for his safety, I’ve decided to watch his and his host’s next mission from beginning to end.”

Prime Deity: “…”

Prime Deity: “………”

Excuse me, is there anything in this world that can threaten the safety of a system?

Hearing the Ace of Hearts’ words, the System’s expression was very complicated.

He took a deep breath for a long time, said goodbye to the two bickering gods, and went back to find his host.

* * *

Because she had finished watching the video before, Hua Baihe was bored and was fiddling with the archives in the system’s space, and was reviewing the previous events like watching a movie.

Sensing the other’s arrival, she said without turning her head:

“I’ve discovered something very interesting. Look at the life trajectories of Luo Sheng, Jiang Yao, Yun Yeman, and Wen Congshu after they were modified. Luo Sheng was cheated on by Chen Wenxian in the last life. After I went, the reborn her had me put a green hat on Chen Wenxian. Jiang Yao lost her child in the first life and died in the cold palace, so the reborn her killed the emperor—”

As she spoke, she turned to look at her own system.

The System was stunned for a moment, quickly recalled, and then said:

“Yun Yeman and Meng Qitian’s interaction was not deep, so in the second life, their relationship was just ordinary.”

“But Wen Congshu, because she was deceived by Miao Keqi, she used the same method to have Miao Keqi deceive Wen Sizhu!”

He was greatly shocked and looked at Hua Baihe. “These Children of the World…”

Hua Baihe interrupted his words, looked at his face, and her face was full of confusion:

“Putting aside the Children of the World for now, System, my dear, what’s with your expression of having your innocence taken by a dog?”

System: “…”

This was the most polite way he had ever heard of being “fucked by a dog.”

He had a deadpan expression and was not willing to talk about how he had caught the eye of a certain inspector. He just said to Hua Baihe:

“Have you rested enough? If you have any questions, let’s go to the next world to prove them.”

Hua Baihe stretched and said to him, “Alright. Hey, for the sake of our shared hardship, what identity will you arrange for me in the next world?”

The System asked back, “What identity do you want?”

Hua Baihe did not speak, just smiled. “Hehe.”

After laughing for a while, she gave the System a flirtatious look. “You know me.”

System: “…”

This, he really didn’t know.

He replied with a wooden face, “The owner of a sex toy shop, what do you think?”

Hua Baihe was aghast. “You…”

“Why are you suddenly so good to me!” Hua Baihe said, even wanting to take out a handkerchief to wipe away her crocodile tears.

The System gave her a slight smile. “Yes, when you get there, you’ll find that I’m really good to you—initiating teleportation.”

After a dizzying spin—

Hua Baihe first checked her identity and breathed a sigh of relief.

But after another three seconds.

Hua Baihe cried, “Let me go back, System, my dear. I don’t want to play anymore.”

* * *


Gold Medal Mediator [Quick Transmigration]

Gold Medal Mediator [Quick Transmigration]

金牌调解员[快穿]
Status: Completed Native Language: Chinese

1 unlock every Tuesday and Friday

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Hua Baihe was a relationship mediator. Relying solely on her gift of gab, she had reconciled countless pairs of "cracked pots and rotten lids"—couples who absolutely deserved each other.

That was, until she was chosen by the Emotional System.

Before Transmigration:

She patted her small, flat chest with a confident thump-thump, swearing solemnly: "As long as the pay is good, there isn't a couple in this world I can't talk back together!"

System: "Work hard, little girl."

After Transmigration:

Hua Baihe looked at the person pinning her down, her face filled with terror: "...No way, I really can't handle this couple!"

System Notification: "The Host is not permitted to fall in love with the target character."

The person on top lowered their head for a kiss.

Hua Baihe: "System, listen to me! I was forced! You’re the one who told me to do this job!"

System: "..." I didn't tell you to 'do' the protagonist!

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Content Tags: Inspirational Life, Sweet Text, Quick Transmigration, Cool Text

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