After Being Pestered by My Gloomy and Clingy Roommate 11

Chapter 11: Eleven

What did she say before!

A damn pervert is a damn pervert!

Good thing she never thought to trust her from the very beginning!

Furious, Yu Jiang opened WeChat and started cursing out the nameless pervert on the other side.

With “new grudges and old hatreds” combined, she furiously tapped out words for nearly three minutes this time before she finally managed to expel the foul air that had been stifling her chest.

Her palm-sized face, puffed up with anger, resembled a round pufferfish.

The fuming Yu Jiang finally stopped typing, her eyes blazing as she waited to see how the nameless pervert would try to argue her way out of this.

【You damn pervert, as gloomy and damp as a sewer rat!】

【Nameless Pervert: You’re awake so soon, wife~ Good noon, my beautiful wife~ Don’t you want to praise me for replying in a second~ (puppy peeking.jpg)】

【Nameless Pervert: Oh my god! You actually used those words to describe me, wife!】

【Nameless Pervert: Thank you for describing me like that. I am just that gloomy and clingy of a person. It’s because you’re so lovable, wife, that I’ve become so gloomy and damp~】

【Nameless Pervert: Please rest assured, wife! I will continue to love you doubly in this way. Thank you for your encouragement! (kiss.jpg)】

【Nameless Pervert: Did you know, wife! I’m so happy. I never thought that in just a few short days, you’d come to understand me so well!】

【Nameless Pervert: Cheers! A toast to our mutual understanding! (drunk puppy.jpg)】

【Nameless Pervert: [User has transferred 5200 yuan to you]】

【Nameless Pervert: I love a wife who understands me so much. A simple little red envelope of understanding, please accept it, my cute wife! (puppy shaking its head.jpg)】

【You damn, damn pervert! You lied and said you didn’t take it! I clearly hung it on the balcony, and now it’s gone. You filthy, disgusting, damn pervert! Give it ba—pfft! I don’t want anything you’ve touched! You utterly disgusting, damn pervert!】

【Nameless Pervert: Your vocabulary for cursing at me has suddenly become super rich~ Adding it to my favorites immediately!】

【Nameless Pervert: Although I love it when you curse at me, and I’m really looking forward to the day you’re willing to send a voice message to trample on me~】

【Nameless Pervert: But I really didn’t steal your underwear. Wuwuwu, the one I sent you, I really bought it myself, ying ying ying. (swearing puppy.jpg)】

【Nameless Pervert: I still have the receipt from when I bought the underwear. I was going to throw it away later, but I didn’t expect it to come in handy right now.】

【Nameless Pervert: (Photo of a shopping receipt.jpg)】

【Nameless Pervert: I’ve shown you the receipt, wife. You should be able to believe me now, right, wuwuwu? I’m so, so aggrieved.】

【You damn pervert who only dares to send harassing messages from a dark corner! How on earth did you sneak into our home! Trespassing is illegal!】

【Nameless Pervert: Wuwuwu, I didn’t. I really didn’t. Did you block my messages, wife? Why aren’t you reading my explanation, wuwuwu? I’m so aggrieved, I’m going to die of sadness, wuwuwu.】

Yu Jiang only read up to this point and didn’t scroll any further.

She opened the picture the nameless pervert had sent. She looked at it carefully, and it was indeed from that lingerie store.

The purchase date was also correct; it was recent.

Yu Jiang fell silent.

Could it be that I really misunderstood?

She thought of another possibility, moved towards the balcony, and leaned against the railing to search below.

A voice suddenly sounded from behind.

“Baby, what are you doing here?”

Yu Jiang turned around. Chu Qingzi, holding a water glass, was standing in the room and walked over.

“Did some clothes fall down?”

Yu Jiang hesitated for two seconds but decided not to hide it from her.

“The underwear I just washed last night is missing. I was thinking maybe the wind blew it downstairs.”

Chu Qingzi looked apologetic upon hearing this. “Sorry, baby. I forgot to tell you. I put away your bra and panties for you before I went out to find you.”

Yu Jiang, who had never considered this possibility: …

Chu Qingzi: “You used to put away the clothes for me. It’s rare that I had time today, so I put them away early. I was going to put the other things away too, but they were still a little damp when I touched them. They should be fine now.”

She casually tested the pair of jeans closest to her, which were Yu Jiang’s.

“They’re dry now. I’ll put them away. Can you go to the kitchen and pour me a glass of water, baby?”

Yu Jiang dazedly took the water glass and went into the kitchen.

While pressing the water dispenser button, she leaned against the counter, lost in thought.

To think I actually misunderstood the damn pervert.

When the glass was almost full, she let go of the button and took the glass back to Chu Qingzi.

“You’re back so soon, baby. So, should I fold these and bring them to you, or will you take them back and fold them yourself?”

Yu Jiang chose the former.

The door was closed again. She casually placed the clothes, which gave off a faint scent of laundry detergent, at the foot of her bed.

Yu Jiang didn’t bother with them for the moment, sat back down at the head of the bed, and opened WeChat.

The nameless pervert’s messages were still coming in nonstop.

The content was exactly the same, just one sentence—”It really wasn’t me, wife, wuwuwu.”

For a rare moment, Yu Jiang felt a pang of guilt when facing her.

Her long-standing conscience and the moral sense she was trying so hard to lower began to pull at each other. In the end, the latter won out once again.

Yu Jiang didn’t apologize, just calmly put an end to this misunderstanding.

【Found it.】

The nameless pervert, unlike the out-of-control Yu Jiang, didn’t just bury her head in typing without taking a moment to see what the other person had replied.

One second she was still insisting on her innocence, and the next, she gave the appropriate response.

【Nameless Pervert: Wuwuwu, you’re finally willing to talk to me, wife. I told you I didn’t take it. I’m so sad, wuwuwu. I’m so aggrieved. I need a kiss from you to pull myself together, hmph!】

Yu Jiang felt this seemed like a good opportunity.

An opportunity to let the nameless pervert think she had seen through her and thus stop pestering her.

【I wasn’t wrong.】

【Nameless Pervert: A stubborn wife is also super, super cute!!! I love it, I love it!!! (I kiss kiss kiss.jpg)】

【Nameless Pervert: Of course you’re not wrong, wife! You will never be wrong in this lifetime!】

【Nameless Pervert: It’s all my fault for not giving you advice in time and making you have to find where your underwear went yourself. It’s all my fault!】

【Nameless Pervert: [User has transferred 13140 yuan to you]】

【Nameless Pervert: I’m sorry, wife. It’s my fault. I won’t make such a low-level and ridiculous mistake again! Please forgive me one more time, ying ying ying.】

Yu Jiang, whose perception of the lower limits of human behavior had once again been refreshed by the other’s actions: “…”

She ignored the nameless pervert, got up, and sat at the foot of the bed, starting to organize the sun-dried clothes.

A few minutes later, the folded clothes were sorted and put into the wardrobe.

The “lost and found” off-white bra, just as Chu Qingzi had said, was now lying in the pile of underwear.

Thinking that this was the first time Chu Qingzi had personally put away her underwear for her, she couldn’t resist taking it out again.

Yu Jiang stared at it for a full half-minute.

Finally, as if possessed, she brought her nose closer and closer to it.