After Being Pestered by My Gloomy and Clingy Roommate 20

Chapter 20: Twenty

Looking at the nameless pervert’s reply, three big words floated through Yu Jiang’s mind—

I was careless!

It was her own fault!

She was so angry she had forgotten that the person on the other side of the screen was not a normal human being!

Less than two minutes had passed since she sent the photo. Yu Jiang hurriedly selected it and retracted it.

【Get lost! You damn pervert whose face is thick enough to be made into bulletproof glass!!!】

The nameless pervert didn’t reply.

The message was like a stone sinking into the sea. More than ten seconds passed, and the screen was about to automatically turn off, but there was still no reply.

Yu Jiang found it a little hard to believe. Could that annoying person have really been scolded away by her?

She tried exiting and re-entering WeChat.

The content displayed in the message list was exactly the same as before.

Yu Jiang’s eyes became exceptionally bright.

She was so excited for a moment that even the hand tapping open the chat box trembled uncontrollably.

Just in case, she had to save her attack weapon.

That way, the next time the damn pervert came to pester her, she could use the same method to directly scold her away.

Just as the “Content saved” notification appeared, the nameless pervert returned.

【Nameless Pervert: I’m sorry, wife!!!】

【Nameless Pervert: I didn’t expect you to suddenly hint at a marriage proposal. I was so excited that I forgot to reply to you, wuwuwu.】

【Nameless Pervert: [User has transferred 13140 yuan to you]】

【Nameless Pervert: I’m sorry, wife! I’ll never do this again! Next time, even if my hands are broken, I’ll find a way to reply to you at the first possible moment!】

Although Yu Jiang wasn’t a superstitious person, she knew the principle of a “self-fulfilling prophecy.”

If anyone else had cursed themselves like that, she would have definitely made them say “pei pei pei” to prevent the bad outcome from coming true.

The nameless pervert was not anyone else.

So her reply was, in a word, ruthless.

【If your hands are broken, don’t you dare come looking for me. I don’t want to be pestered by a pervert with broken hands.】

The nameless pervert still had that look of being unfazed even when disliked.

【Nameless Pervert: Do you mean that as long as my hands are fine, I can pester you for a lifetime!】

【Nameless Pervert: Thank you for your concern, wife! I will pester you well for a lifetime! I love you, wife! I want to pester you forever and ever! (little ghost dog.jpg)】

Yu Jiang was speechless.

【Nameless Pervert: Oh right~ Do you want to guess what I was doing just now~】

【Nameless Pervert: You’re amazing, wife~ You’ve guessed my little thoughts again~ (heart-eyes puppy.jpg)】

Yu Jiang, who wasn’t willing to send her even a single punctuation mark: “…”

【Nameless Pervert: (Photoshopped picture of a middle finger wearing a ring.jpg) X7】

【Nameless Pervert: Since you’ve already hinted at a marriage proposal, I definitely have to show some effort~ (coy puppy.jpg)】

【Nameless Pervert: Which one do you like? Before we’re officially married, I’ll have to trouble you to temporarily wear these ordinary ones!】

【Nameless Pervert: The proposal ring I personally put on your finger in the future will definitely be an exclusive, custom-made one!】

【Nameless Pervert: Why aren’t you replying to me yet? (puppy in the rain.jpg)】

【Nameless Pervert: Can’t you choose, wife?】

【Nameless Pervert: Then how about I buy them all? There are seven days in a week, after all! You can wear one a day! Wear them in rotation!】

Yu Jiang had no desire to receive anything else from her.

After all, dealing with it would be a waste of her own time.

【In your dreams! Don’t dirty my eyes with these things! Get lost!】

【Nameless Pervert: I’m sorry, wife. It’s my fault, wuwuwu. It’s all my fault for dirtying your eyes.】

【Nameless Pervert: Don’t worry, wife. I’ll take responsibility!】

【Nameless Pervert: Actually, I have a friend who is an ophthalmologist. Do your eyes hurt? Why don’t you take a picture of your eyes and send it to me? I’ll send it to her and ask if the situation is serious. (sincere face.jpg)】

Yu Jiang felt that if she continued to chat, her eyes really would start to hurt from anger, so she simply put her phone away.

Just as she picked up her spoon, Chu Qingzi, across from her, spoke with concern.

“Who are you chatting with, baby?”

She casually made up an identity. “An older sister I used to know.”

Chu Qingzi nodded and changed the subject. “What are you planning to do later, baby?”

Yu Jiang didn’t have any plans, but being asked, she suddenly had an idea.

“I might have to mail a package, or I might not be able to, but either way, I have to wait at home.”

Guessing the other probably didn’t understand, she took the initiative to explain.

“When I was getting the food delivery just now, I happened to receive a package. It was sent by the sister I just mentioned.

“Her company has a big event recently, and she was lucky enough to win a camera in a draw.

“She doesn’t usually take pictures herself, so she planned to sell it online.

“At the time, she asked several friends to post about it, and she asked me to help too. It turned out that the other people’s posts didn’t get much traffic, but more people came to ask me.

“She used my account to chat with the people who inquired and finally settled on a buyer. It’s just that the buyer’s schedule is uncertain during this time, so they can’t send the shipping address yet.”

Yu Jiang wove the lie as if it were real. At this point, she even let out a sigh in self-coordination.

“She’s worried that by the time the buyer confirms the address, it’ll be her turn to be busy again, so she sent the camera to me first and asked me to forward it to the buyer.

“The buyer told me last night that there’s a high probability she can give me the address today. When I said I didn’t know if I could mail it, it was because I’m not sure if she’ll really send it to me today.”

In reality, Yu Jiang had no idea.

Chu Qingzi was so smart. Usually, whenever she reported something, she would always ask for very specific details.

She felt that the things she had made up would soon be exposed.

Yu Jiang was prepared to “use more lies to cover up the first lie,” but to her surprise, Chu Qingzi actually “let her off” so easily.

“I was originally thinking of asking you to go to the supermarket with me, baby. Since you have plans, I’ll go by myself this time.”

Yu Jiang was a little slow to react. “You don’t have any questions for me?”

Chu Qingzi chuckled. “What should I ask you, baby?”

Yu Jiang scratched her head, feeling that something was strange.

But she couldn’t quite put her finger on what was wrong, so she had to suppress this inexplicable feeling and then became the one to ask, “What are you going to buy at the supermarket?”

“We’re almost out of snacks in the cabinet. I’m going to buy some more. I could have ordered online, but last night I saw a post on ‘Tian Lan’s’ public account. The shop is launching a new product today, and it happens to be the taro paste flavor you like. So I figured I might as well make a trip to the supermarket.”

Yu Jiang was both moved and regretful.

If she had known Chu Qingzi was going to ask her out, she wouldn’t have mentioned the camera!

The camera!

She could have dealt with it after she got back!

But alas, the words had already been spoken, and she couldn’t take them back.

She could only nod with secret grievance. “Alright then, I’ll wait for you at home.”

Left alone at home, Yu Jiang channeled her grief and indignation into motivation and began to deal with the camera in her bedroom.

She first went to a certain second-hand platform to search for the common selling price, then lowered it by two thousand yuan from the lowest market price before listing the new, unopened camera.

After doing all this, Yu Jiang opened the WeChat chat box with the nameless pervert.

【The camera you sent to my house, I sold! It!】

Saying this was purely to annoy the other person.

Yu Jiang believed that no matter who it was, they probably couldn’t remain indifferent to this kind of thing.

If someone sold a gift she had given them on the second-hand market in the blink of an eye, she would definitely be very disappointed in that person.

【Nameless Pervert: (Screenshot of transaction details.jpg)】

【Nameless Pervert: Wife, the proof of the transaction is all here. I shouldn’t have missed anything, right? (obedient puppy.jpg)】

【Nameless Pervert: How much did you sell it for, wife? For you to be able to sell it so quickly, you must have sold it at a low price, right?】

【Nameless Pervert: [User has transferred 100000 yuan to you]】

【Nameless Pervert: To make up the difference for you! I wish you a smooth sale!】

【Nameless Pervert: Although I couldn’t see you showing off in person, I can imagine it must have been super, super cute!!! (big kiss.jpg)】

【Nameless Pervert: You’re the most adorable and beautiful little cake in the entire universe! I’ll give you a big, big kiss!!!】

【Nameless Pervert: Wife, wife, wife~ Is there anything else you want to sell~ I’ll buy it all for you~】

【Nameless Pervert: It’s just~ when you sell them, can you also take the initiative to come and show off to me like you did just now~ (expectant.jpg)】

Yu Jiang, who still hadn’t guessed this outcome: “…”