Chapter 30: Thirty p2
Five minutes later.
Yu Jiang was sitting at the head of the bed in the bedroom, starting to check the video that Chu Qingzi had edited.
The last time she watched the video, her emotions were all over the place.
This time, the picture was just as stimulating, but because she had her period, her heart was as still as water throughout.
After watching it without any distracting thoughts, Yu Jiang asked the nameless pervert to send her an email address so she could send this video, which was larger than the WeChat limit.
Just as the nameless pervert’s email address had been sent, there was a knock on the door.
Yu Jiang temporarily put down her phone and looked up at Chu Qingzi, who was walking towards her.
She was holding a cup of just-right temperature brown sugar water. She temporarily placed it on the bedside table and handed her own phone to Yu Jiang.
“What do you want to eat for lunch?”
Yu Jiang actually only wanted to eat seafood clay pot today.
But she couldn’t, just to satisfy her own cravings, make Chu Qingzi go all the way back to school again.
So she scrolled on the screen for nearly a minute, as if she were really looking, before handing the phone back.
“I don’t have any particular cravings since my period is here. You can just order whatever. I’m fine with anything.”
“Okay, then you can rest in the room first. I’ll come and get you when the takeout arrives.”
Yu Jiang was just about to drink. Hearing this, her eyes flashed, and she let out a noncommittal “mm.”
After speaking, Chu Qingzi left her bedroom.
Yu Jiang, who had taken a sip of the brown sugar water, felt that today’s cup of brown sugar water tasted particularly astringent.
She knew why.
Because in the past, as long as there were no classes, Chu Qingzi would always stay in the same room with her.
If she was on her period and wanted to sit or lie in bed, Chu Qingzi would sit alone on the sofa chair, also keeping her company.
The two of them didn’t necessarily chat every moment, but just being quietly in the same room together was a comfortable thing for her.
But a situation like now, where she would leave right after delivering something, was a first.
Yu Jiang drank the brown sugar water without tasting it.
She once again strengthened her conviction in her heart that she absolutely could not kiss Chu Qingzi again.
In order not to remain in this negative mood, she began to find things to do.
As it happened, there was still a nameless pervert to deal with.
Thus, Yu Jiang, very unethically, vented her gloomy mood on the damn pervert who had come knocking on her door.
【Nameless Pervert: Wife, I’m here~】
【Get lost.】
【Nameless Pervert: So hateful! I can’t believe that incredibly hateful person actually managed to hold on until the very end!!!】
【Get lost.】
【Nameless Pervert: I’m so sad that I couldn’t see you get kicked out of the house, wuwuwu!】
【Get lost.】
【Nameless Pervert: Tonight, I’m going to install a dozen ultra-clear Blu-ray displays in my room and loop the super-stimulating, uncensored video of you and me French kissing!!!】
【Get lost!!!】
【Nameless Pervert: Although this does comfort me, I’m still so jealous, so jealous! I’m in a super bad mood! Hmph!!! (boxing puppy.jpg)】
【Get lost.】
【Nameless Pervert: Hateful, hateful, hateful, hateful!!! (puppy poking a voodoo doll.jpg)】
【Get lost.】
【Nameless Pervert: Eh? Has your phone been attacked by a virus too? (puppy with three question marks.jpg)】
【You’re the one who’s been attacked. Your whole family has been attacked. Get lost!】
【Nameless Pervert: It seems it’s still you chatting with me, wife. What’s wrong? Did someone make you angry?】
【Get lost.】
【Nameless Pervert: Did that incredibly hateful person make you angry!!! (angry puppy.jpg)】
【Get lost.】
【Nameless Pervert: Just say the word, wife! I’ll immediately punish her for you! (** puppy.jpg)】
【Don’t you dare touch her!】
【You get lost.】
【Nameless Pervert: Wuwuwu, you’re a big meanie, wife. She’s clearly the one who made you angry, but I’m always the only one who gets cursed at, wuwuwu. (puppy kicked to tears.jpg)】
【Get lost.】
【Nameless Pervert: That’s not right either. Although I really don’t want to speak up for my love rival, that person is usually so pretentious. She probably wouldn’t make you angry, right? Am I right, wife?】
【Get lost.】
【Nameless Pervert: Oh, it seems I was right. Since it’s not because of her, then who else would you be angry at? Me? (aggrieved puppy.jpg)】
【Get lost.】
【Nameless Pervert: I didn’t make you angry either. Otherwise, you wouldn’t have asked me to send you my email just now. So it’s not me either. I guessed right again, didn’t I~ (puppy revived.jpg)】
【Get lost.】
【Nameless Pervert: Don’t tell me your period is here? That’s not right. Don’t you usually get it at the end of the month? Did it come early this time?】
Yu Jiang couldn’t “get lost” anymore.
【???】
【Why would you know that?】
【Don’t tell me you go in and peek every time after I use the restroom?】
【You’re truly disgusting, even more disgusting than the maggots in a cesspool!!!】
【Nameless Pervert: My dear wife!!! I’ve been wronged!!! (the sky is falling for the puppy.jpg)】
【Nameless Pervert: Although I love you very, very much, my love is a very normal love, wife!!!】
【Nameless Pervert: I don’t have that kind of special fetish!!! How could you think of me as such a disgusting person, wuwuwu. (puppy shattered into a puzzle.jpg)】
【Nameless Pervert: It’s because every time you’re on your period, you have to drink brown sugar water. I just used this pattern to deduce the dates of your period!!! (Sherlock Dog.jpg)】
【Nameless Pervert: (Group photo of a row of disposable cups.jpg)】
【Nameless Pervert: By the way, let me show you one of my collectibles~】
【Nameless Pervert: Hehe! These are all the cups you’ve used to drink brown sugar water. I’ve obediently brought them all home and saved them~】
Yu Jiang: “…”
It was truly a hair-raising photo.
【Nameless Pervert: [User has transferred 5200 yuan to you]】
【Nameless Pervert: You have to take good care of yourself during your special time, wife~ Do you still want to use me as a punching bag and curse at me? If so, I’ll just stand here and let you curse at me obediently~ (puppy with its face swollen from bee stings.jpg)】
Yu Jiang didn’t reply.
She expressed her refusal with silence.
【Nameless Pervert: It seems you don’t want to, wife. Alright then, I won’t bother you for the next few days. Rest well, bye-bye~ See you in five days~ (kiss goodbye.jpg)】
【Nameless Pervert: Don’t do anything yourself for the next few days, wife. No matter what you want to do, let that incredibly hateful person do it for you, you hear!】
【Nameless Pervert: It’s her honor to be able to take care of you! I want to take care of you personally but can’t, wuwuwu. That hateful person doesn’t know how to appreciate her blessings!】
【Nameless Pervert: So for the next few days, don’t wash your own bras and panties either. Let her hand wash them for you!】
【Nameless Pervert: Remember to film it for me, wife~ I need to check if she really washed them with her own hands!】
Yu Jiang instantly lost her composure.
【???】
【Are you sick??? I’m just on my period, not paralyzed. Can’t I wash these things myself???】
【Nameless Pervert: It’s because I just promised you that I wouldn’t bother you for the next few days~】
【Nameless Pervert: Although I promised, I’m still not happy, hmph! If I’m not happy, I’m going to make that incredibly hateful person unhappy too!!!】
【Nameless Pervert: Anyway, you just have to film her washing your bras and panties for me every night. I said I wouldn’t bother you, and I really won’t! (obedient puppy.jpg)】
【Nameless Pervert: But! If you miss a day of checking in with me, I might not necessarily keep my promise! Hmph!】
【You just want to see her wash clothes for me. Then I’ll have her wash my outerwear.】
【Nameless Pervert: Wife!!! Of course not!!! (super excited puppy.jpg)】
【Nameless Pervert: A rich person like her, how could she have ever washed her own clothes in her life? So I’m going to torture her fiercely!!!】
【Nameless Pervert: I’m going to make her wash them! She has to wash both the bras and the panties! The more personal the items, the more humiliating it must be for someone like her. Just thinking about it makes me happy!!! (super happy puppy.jpg)】
The nameless pervert was probably right.
At least, in all the time Yu Jiang had known Chu Qingzi, she had never seen her wash her own clothes by hand.
There were two washing machines in the apartment; one of them had been bought by Chu Qingzi specifically for washing underwear.
She couldn’t help but think of their conversation in the bathroom.
Is Chu Qingzi even human?
She must be a god descended from heaven.
A second-generation rich kid who had never even washed her own clothes in her entire life was now willing to do this kind of thing by hand for her good friend.
How could there be such a kind person in the world?
Yu Jiang was so busy marveling at Chu Qingzi in her heart that she didn’t notice the passage of time.
The nameless pervert on the other end, seeing that she hadn’t replied for a long time, impatiently sent a pile of messages that, just by looking at the words, one could imagine how excited her face was behind the screen.
【Nameless Pervert: Do you feel bad for her? You can’t bear to trouble her like this? You don’t want to humiliate her like this?】
【Nameless Pervert: It’s okay! I’m super nice!!! (puppy boasting.jpg)】
【Get lost.】
【Nameless Pervert: If you don’t want to trouble that incredibly hateful person, then let’s not tire her out! (super generous puppy.jpg)】
【Nameless Pervert: But during this special time, if you wash your own bras and panties, my heart will ache, wuwuwu. (heartbroken puppy.jpg)】
【Get lost.】
The damn pervert was sending messages too quickly this time. Even if Yu Jiang typed until sparks flew from the keyboard, she couldn’t manage to reply with a “Get lost” after every single message like before.
She could only barely maintain a rate of one “Get lost” for every two sentences.
【Nameless Pervert: So for the next few days, after you change out of your bras and panties, just give them to me to wash!】
【Nameless Pervert: Don’t worry, wife! I will definitely wash them super, super, super clean! For! You! (puppy scrubbing clothes.jpg)】
【Get lost.】
【Nameless Pervert: I know you’ll be worried, so I solemnly swear to you here!】
【Nameless Pervert: Every single bra and panty you change out of during your period! I will obediently wash them clean for you!】
【Get lost!】
【Nameless Pervert: I swear! I absolutely will not secretly take several sniffs before washing them!!! (puppy raising its paw to swear.jpg)】
【Nameless Pervert: If I do! Then punish me by never receiving my wife’s love in this lifetime!】
【Go to hell! Get lost!!!】
【Nameless Pervert: I’ve already made such a terrible oath. You can believe me now, right, wuwuwu! (coquettish puppy.jpg)】
【Nameless Pervert: So, wife! Are you willing to let me help take care of the dear bras and panties~ (expectant puppy.jpg)】
Yu Jiang typed “Get lost” one last time.
【Get lost! I would rather die right now than ever let you do such a thing!】
【You have retracted a message.】
Yu Jiang: …
【Nameless Pervert: You can curse at me to die however you want, wife, but you can’t talk about yourself like that!】
【Nameless Pervert: I’ll retract those ugly words for you. Next time you want to curse, you’re only allowed to curse at me!】
Yu Jiang readily changed the pronoun.
【Get lost! Even if you die right now, I won’t let you do such a thing!】
【Nameless Pervert: That’s more like it~ Such a good wife! Let me give my obedient wife a big kiss! (big, big kiss.jpg)】
【Nameless Pervert: [User has transferred 5200 yuan to you]】
【Nameless Pervert: This is a small reward for being so obedient~ (muah.jpg)】
【You can get lost now. I’ll have her do it.】
【Nameless Pervert: Wuwuwu, although I guessed this outcome in advance, I’m still so sad. (pitiful puppy crying its eyes out.jpg)】
【Nameless Pervert: Oh yeah! (puppy super evolving.jpg)】
【Nameless Pervert: I found someone to help me with the face swap! I’m going to go enjoy the video of me and my wife French kissing now~ My mood has suddenly become super, super good! Bye-bye, wife~】
【Get lost! Don’t talk to me about such disgusting, filthy, lewd things again. And remember what you just said. For the next few days, you’re not allowed to come rolling back here to bother me!】
【Nameless Pervert: As you command! My most, most, most beloved wife! (puppy bowing.jpg)】
Yu Jiang finally understood the saying—
If you keep curses in your heart, you become unclean. If you let the curses out of your mouth, you become clean.
After cursing “get lost” at the nameless pervert all those times.
The gloom that had been lingering in her heart completely disappeared.
Her mood restored, she planned to get into bed and take a short nap.
Just as she put down her phone, the door was knocked on again.
“Baby, the takeout is here. Come out and eat.”
The takeout Chu Qingzi mentioned was the seafood clay pot that she hadn’t held steady not long ago.
Yu Jiang knew the shop didn’t do delivery, so the portion in front of her must have been specially brought back by Chu Qingzi after she ran back to the school.
She looked at the person across from her, who was wearing disposable gloves and peeling shrimp for her.
Her heart felt like it was raining unripe lemons, both sour and astringent.
Such a Chu Qingzi, who could resist falling for her?
