Chapter 46: Forty-Six p2
Chu Qingzi could now be considered to be well-versed in the art of coaxing her wife.
She no longer used a tissue to wipe, but directly covered her lips.
After swallowing her tears, she went to kiss her mouth again. Yu Jiang didn’t want to let her kiss her, but she couldn’t resist. In the end, her mouth was still blocked.
After kissing the little hedgehog with soft thorns back into a well-behaved and harmless little rabbit, Chu Qingzi began to explain.
“It was because I didn’t finish what I was saying just now that I made you so sad. It’s my fault. I’m sorry, wife.
“I didn’t really want you to cook. I just wanted to see you wearing nothing but an apron, preparing food for me in the kitchen.”
Yu Jiang stopped crying.
She was no longer sad.
She began to feel flustered.
If these words were just an opening, then what would she hear next? She could even guess with her fingers.
Chu Qingzi continued, “I will—”
The rest of her words were forced back down her throat by a pair of lips that had taken the initiative to kiss her.
Of course, Chu Qingzi would not let go of this opportunity. She turned from passive to active, and in a short while, she had taken Yu Jiang’s place and was sitting on this chair herself.
As for the rare kiss from Yu Jiang, she was held face to face in her arms.
She had thought that by sacrificing her mouth, she could save her ears and her heart.
Who would have thought that the devil was a foot taller than the Dao.
Chu Qingzi, who had accepted the bribe, forgot about this kiss in a flash.
She continued the interrupted topic.
“Have you forgotten, wife? When I was a pervert, didn’t I tell you that it’s my honor to be able to personally take care of you in this lifetime? I’m not the kind of person who says one thing and does another. How could I possibly let you do these things!”
Yu Jiang: “I misunderstood you. I already know. I won’t overthink it anymore. Let’s end this topic, okay?”
Chu Qingzi: “No. This is something that will definitely be done in the future, so I should tell you about it first so you can be prepared.”
Yu Jiang: “…”
Chu Qingzi: “Where were we just now? Oh, we were talking about you wearing only an apron to cook for me in the future. At that time, I won’t be idle either. I’ll squat in front of you and eat your sweet pussy, mouthful by mouthful…”
Yu Jiang raised her hands to cover her ears, but it was useless. Chu Qingzi’s voice was extremely penetrating and continued to drill into her ears.
“When you’re cooking, you’ll definitely be afraid of burning the food. You’ll be nervous, and your body will definitely be even more nervous. The more nervous you are, the tighter your pussy will be. Maybe I’ll only take one bite, and you’ll have no strength left.
“If you have no strength, you’ll definitely fall. Fortunately, I’ll be there to support you. That way, your entire pussy will be pressed against my mouth, and my entire tongue will—”
Bang—
Yu Jiang gently bumped Chu Qingzi’s forehead with her own.
This was the only way she could think of at the moment to make this person shut up.
She was not betting on Chu Qingzi getting hurt, but on Chu Qingzi feeling sorry for her.
Fortunately, she had bet right.
Chu Qingzi instantly fell silent, quickly leaned over to check Yu Jiang’s forehead, and while gently rubbing it, she blew on it for her.
Yu Jiang’s eyes were wide with anger. “If you dare to say one more word, I’ll bump you again!”
How could Chu Qingzi dare to let her get hurt again? She quickly softened.
Yu Jiang’s face was still tinged with a faint red, and her voice was also very soft from shyness.
Her rebuking tone was not at all threatening.
“It’s enough that your own thoughts are filthy. Don’t pollute my ears. I don’t want to hear it at all!”
Chu Qingzi kissed her on her flushed cheek.
“I was possessed. It’s my fault. It’s all my fault. I’m sorry, wife.”
“Will you dare to do it again next time?”
Chu Qingzi paused and smiled innocently. “Every time you hear me say this kind of thing, you’ll be so shy and so cute. I really can’t help it. I love to tease you like this.”
Yu Jiang: “…”
She suddenly felt tired. “So you say this kind of thing on purpose every time?”
Chu Qingzi rubbed against her. “This is also a kind of little fun between a couple~ and saying this kind of thing won’t hurt anyone—”
“You’ve hurt my ears!”
Chu Qingzi whimpered, “How can you be someone else? You’re my wife~ my lover~ the only one I’ve ever liked in this life~ my most favorite~ the cutest lover in the whole world~”
Yu Jiang: “…”
Chu Qingzi was righteous. “And what I said just now wasn’t wrong. Anyway, in the end, it’s all going to be put into practice. So it’s also for your own good for me to give you a preview in advance. Am I right, wife?”
Right my ass!
Sophistry!
She gave up trying to reason with this person.
“Alright, alright. Hurry up and cook. I’m hungry.”
Chu Qingzi asked pitifully, “Then I can still continue to say these things in the future, right, wife?”
“Whatever you want!”
She had completely given up on changing this terrible environment!
A wise man once said, if a person cannot change the environment, then change themselves!
After hearing so many dirty words, one day, she believed that when she heard them again, she would definitely be able to do so without changing her expression!
After getting permission, Chu Qingzi went back to continue to prepare the ingredients.
Yu Jiang looked at her and asked.
“When you were cooking before, you never said you wanted me to come into the kitchen with you. Were you worried at that time that you would accidentally blurt out a few of these terrible words and scare me?”
“No.” After Chu Qingzi answered, she walked towards her again.
Facing Yu Jiang’s confused gaze, she bent down and gave her a kiss.
“You’re so good to be with me. I will definitely come over and kiss you from time to time.”
Yu Jiang rolled her eyes. “The result you’re talking about is not much better than what I asked!”
As she spoke, she pressed her hand on her forehead with a slap, interrupting her attempt to lean over and French kiss her again.
“Hurry up and cook! If you kiss me again, I might as well eat dinner too!”
Chu Qingzi didn’t dare to let her go hungry and immediately went back to continue.
Yu Jiang, on the other hand, because of this casual remark, thought of something—
She and Chu Qingzi were together, but she still hadn’t treated Chi Xiaojing to a meal.
After her nap, Yu Jiang shut herself in her room and called Chi Jing.
Chi Xiaojing’s voice was, for a rare moment, normal.
Yu Jiang was a little not used to it and subconsciously asked, “You and your senior didn’t do that kind of thing today?”
Chi Jing: “I’m on my period, so I’m resting. Did you call me just to ask about this?”
Yu Jiang: “No, no. I just remembered that I still haven’t treated you to my ‘off the market’ meal. I was originally going to ask you when you’re free, but I didn’t expect you to be on your period. Then you should be able to go out tonight, right? If it’s convenient, let’s just make it today, okay?”
Chi Jing: “We’re fine on our end. Is it okay on your end?”
Yu Jiang: “Huh? What’s wrong on my end?”
Chi Jing: “Let me clarify first. I know our situations are different, and what I’m about to say is not really a comparison. I’m just using my situation as an example since we’re on the topic.”
Yu Jiang: “I understand. Go ahead.”
Chi Jing: “When my senior and I first started dating, wasn’t it right during the National Day holiday? For the first three days, I hardly ever got out of bed. Of course, I’m not saying you have to be unable to get out of bed like me. After all, you two are not planning to go all the way yet. Oh right, I haven’t asked yet. What’s your progress now? You’ve kissed, right?”
Yu Jiang told her truthfully, “Yes.”
Chi Jing: “Then I’m a little curious. Chu Qingzi was already quite clingy to you before you were dating. Now that you’re finally dating, and you’ve just started, shouldn’t she want to stick to you twenty-four hours a day? She’d actually agree to you going out tonight to invite me and my senior for a meal?”
Yu Jiang: “Did you install a surveillance camera in my house?”
Chi Jing: “Huh? What? I’m not a pervert. Even if I were to install one, I’d install it on my senior. Why would I watch you?”
Yu Jiang was amused and let out a laugh.
She turned her head to look at the closed bedroom door.
There was definitely someone guarding outside.
Yu Jiang retracted her gaze and continued to chat with her. “I mean, you really know her well. She’s exactly as you said. She even follows me to the toilet!”
She was both helpless and amused. “Just now too. Didn’t I tell her I was going to call you? She stayed in the bedroom for a long time. If I hadn’t scolded her out, I might still be in a stalemate with her now.”
Chi Jing was sharp. “Were you really the one who scolded her out?”
The two of them could talk about anything.
Chi Jing saw her as a good friend with whom she could share any secret and had told her so much about buckling. Naturally, Yu Jiang couldn’t hide it from her.
After a moment of silence, she confessed, “Alright, to get her to leave, I offered my mouth.”
Chi Jing let out a triumphant laugh on the other end. “I knew it. You liked her so much before. Now that you’re finally together, how could you bear to scold her?”
Chi Jing told her a not-so-secret little secret. “Before, when I was talking to Auntie Yu about you two, our attitudes were the same. We both thought that when you two really did date, you would definitely be the one who was eaten alive. Now it seems that we really were prescient.”
Yu Jiang was a little flustered. “It’s not like I indulge her in everything, okay? If she does something wrong, I’ll also scold her very fiercely!”
Chi Jing: “Oh, I didn’t expect that, Yu Xiaojiang. You can also curse at people. That’s really a rare thing. Ever since I’ve known you, I’ve never heard you curse at anyone. The cursing you’re talking about, it’s not the kind of ‘get lost’ or ‘annoying’ that sounds like you’re acting spoiled, right?”
Yu Jiang: “…”
Yu Jiang turned into Pinocchio, and her wooden nose began to grow. “Of course not. I’m super good at cursing. Every time I curse, she gets scared.”
Chi Jing was amused by her cute tone and laughed out loud for a few seconds. Halfway through, she suddenly hissed and sucked in a cold breath.
Yu Jiang was startled and quickly asked with concern, “What’s wrong? Are you hurt?”
Chi Jing’s direct words were still a bit rushed.
“I couldn’t buckle last night because of my period. I accidentally used a bit too much force, and my nipple was bitten until it broke. I was laughing a bit too hard just now, and it probably pulled on it.”
After she finished explaining, she even added, thinking she was being kind.
“Don’t misunderstand. I don’t have a pet named ‘Mimi’. Mimi is my breast.”
Yu Jiang: “…”
She was a little frantic. “I’m not that stupid! But you, you’re usually so direct when you talk, one buckle after another. Why are you using such a cute word for this?”
Chi Jing: “This is another kind of fun. You’re still a child. You haven’t been eaten before. It’s normal not to understand.”
Yu Jiang: “…”
Yu Jiang: “Um… actually…”
Chi Jing understood in a second. “Okay, I get it. Since you can’t say it, then don’t force yourself. I didn’t expect that. You two are progressing quite quickly. It seems I don’t know you well enough. I thought you would have to wait another month before you agreed.”
Yu Jiang: “Actually, it was originally set for a month, but what you said at that time about following your heart, I listened and thought it was quite good.”
Chi Jing: “That’s right. You’re an obedient Yu Xiaojiang. I’ll give you a big thumbs up remotely. Do you have anything else? If not, I’m going to have my senior rub my nipple.”
Yu Jiang was a little embarrassed. “Did your senior hear our conversation?”
Chi Jing: “No. She went to buy me something to eat. She’ll be back in a bit. If you don’t have anything else to say, I’ll just lie down and scroll through Douyin and wait for her.”
Yu Jiang was coy. “I do have a question for you. Can we chat for a few more minutes? If your senior comes back, you can just hang up, okay?”
Chi Jing: “Okay. What is it? Don’t ask me anything too serious. You can ask anything improper.”
Yu Jiang: “…”
That’s right. That’s something Chi Xiaojing would say.
Her ears turned a little red, and she asked shyly.
“Can I ask how your senior bit your skin until it broke? I’m a little afraid of pain. When she gets excited, she’ll inevitably be a little careless. If I know a little more, I can also remind her next time.”
She and Chi Jing were both the receiving party, so this question was definitely the most appropriate to ask Chi Jing.
“Got it. Wait for me for ten seconds… um, twenty or thirty seconds.”