After Being Pestered by My Gloomy and Clingy Roommate 53

Chapter 53: Post-Marriage “What If” Extra 3

A simple line of text made Yu Jiang’s vision go black, again and again.

　　Now, she was no longer the innocent little girl from before she met Chi Jing, who didn’t even know that “little cats could be eaten.”

　　Under the extremely patient “earnest teachings and skillful guidance” of Teacher Chi Xiaojing over the years, she had been “reborn” and had completely become a so-called “gets it in a second” girl.

　　At the same time as her vision went black, Yu Jiang also extremely hated that her related knowledge base was so comprehensive.

　　The moment her retina caught the words “little cat juicing a strawberry,” her brain had already automatically retrieved a related little video for her.

　　The video was naturally sent to her by Teacher Chi Xiaojing.

　　It wasn’t a domestic one, but was from Europe or America—and it was a very taboo theme of seducing her sister-in-law.

　　At the beginning of the picture, it cut to the brother and sister-in-law watching TV in the living room.

　　After filming them for more than ten seconds, the camera turned and came to the kitchen.

　　The younger sister was at the dining table, thoughtfully preparing breakfast for everyone in the house.

Today’s breakfast was egg sandwiches. After making the third one, the younger sister began to prepare the drinks to go with the sandwiches.

　　For her brother, it was a very simple cup of milk made with milk powder.

　　After making the milk, the camera gradually zoomed in.

　　The younger sister walked to the refrigerator, opened the door, and took out several fresh and plump strawberries.

　　After washing them one by one, she lifted the floral cloth that was hiding the little cat and released the little cat, which was only tied with a thin string.

　　Then, the shaved little cat was aimed at the camera and, with the help of its owner, began to personally juice these strawberries with its mouth.

　　The strawberries had just been taken out of the refrigerator, so the temperature was a bit low for the little cat.

　　When the little cat ate them, the audience outside the camera could clearly see that its delicate little mouth, because of the cold, had shrunk uncontrollably.

　　This was definitely a very visually impactful scene. Unfortunately, the director did not arrange for the sister-in-law to “accidentally enter” at this time. Otherwise, what the little cat had really eaten at this moment would probably not have been these few strawberries, but one of the sister-in-law’s fingers.

　　The younger sister’s little cat was very greedy. Such a large strawberry, it had to swallow three at once, until its whole mouth was stuffed, before it began to juice them.

　　After dealing with all the strawberries on the fruit platter in this way, the exciting scene came.

　　At this time, the little cat still had the last strawberry in its mouth that it hadn’t spat out. The sister-in-law, who had been watching TV in the living room, suddenly came to the kitchen to find the younger sister who had been making breakfast for so long.

　　As she approached, she first gently called her sister’s name.

　　A sudden sound startled the younger sister, who was comforting the little cat to spit out the strawberry.

　　The mushy strawberry flesh that was stuck in the little cat’s mouth had originally been spat out halfway, but because of this shock, it was suddenly pulled back—

　　The sister-in-law, who had just arrived at the kitchen door, happened to see this scene…

　　Yu Jiang timely stopped her thoughts.

　　She was probably really crazy!!!

　　Who would think of such a filthy thing right after waking up? It was so lewd!!!

　　Yu Jiang did not blame herself. She knew who the culprit was!

　　It was all because of this bottomless, despicable psycho in her phone!

　　If it weren’t for this psycho, she wouldn’t have been thinking about all sorts of things first thing in the morning!

　　Yu Jiang was so angry for a moment that she fiercely typed and cursed.

　　【You lewd, perverted psycho!】

　　【How could a normal person do this kind of thing in real life!】

　　【You’re truly filthy! Filthy in every sense of the word!】

　　The task administrator’s emotions were quite stable.

　　Being so unceremoniously cursed by Yu Jiang, she had no intention of talking back, but just replied very calmly.

　　【Task Administrator: You should be clear on the task content, right? Do you know how to juice? If not, I have a tutorial video here. If you need it, I’ll send you the link.】

　　Yu Jiang did not want to experience that kind of visual impact again and quickly replied.

　　【No need!】

　　【Task Administrator: Then that’s all for now. Today is Saturday. I’ll give you two days. Before midnight tomorrow night, send me the censored video for inspection.】

　　【Task Administrator: I seem to have forgotten to say before. Considering that there’s a high probability you’ll try to be clever, I’ll add another condition.】

　　【Task Administrator: Before you officially start juicing, remember to first take a picture of the strawberries you bought and show them to me. I’ll circle the ones that need to be used for juicing. After you’ve washed them clean, you have to record the entire juicing process.】

　　【Task Administrator: As for whether you want to juice them one by one, or two or three at once, it’s all up to you.】

　　【Task Administrator: A friendly suggestion, it’s better to juice them separately. What if the innermost one can’t be spat out? Then you’ll have to find someone to help you dig it out.】

　　【Get lost! Who wants your suggestion!】

　　Yu Jiang now very clearly realized a problem.

　　As it turned out, no matter how she insulted this psycho, it was useless.

　　In front of the psycho, she was the fish on the chopping block that could not struggle. The one in charge of the kitchen knife was this psycho.

　　In that case, instead of wasting energy on such a thankless task, it was better to think carefully if there was any way to make herself feel better.

　　As the saying goes, a smiling face is not to be hit. Thinking of this, Yu Jiang immediately decided to change her attitude.

　　She suppressed the urge to kill this psycho and negotiated with the other person in a softer tone.

　　【This is too dirty. Can’t we do it in a different way?】

　　The task administrator also didn’t care that she had just told her to get lost, and that her attitude had softened at this moment.

　　She was like a ruthless task issuer, calmly asking in return.

　　【Task Administrator: When I let you sit on her face and let her eat your original-flavor little cat last night, why didn’t you complain that it was dirty?】

　　【Task Administrator: It’s the same thing that comes out of the little cat’s mouth. It’s just that today it’s strawberry-flavored. Is it dirty? Don’t tell me you only eat original-flavor snacks?】

　　【You know that’s not what I mean!】

　　【Task Administrator: I know what you mean, but I’m sorry, I just want to see it.】

　　【Task Administrator: If you feel that strawberries are really unacceptable, it’s not impossible to do it in a different way.】

　　【Then I’ll just sit on her face like last night?】

　　【Task Administrator: (smile.jpg)】

　　【Task Administrator: I’m sorry, but I have no interest in watching the same posture a second time.】

　　【Task Administrator: I mean, if you feel that the state of the strawberries after they’re squeezed is a bit bad, then you can also use relatively more complete grapes.】

　　【Task Administrator: Another friendly reminder, compared to strawberries, the efficiency of juicing grapes is much lower. Not only is it not easy to be squeezed, but the juice yield is also low. The amount of juice that can be squeezed from one strawberry might require three or four grapes to match.】

　　【Task Administrator: You’re so smart. You should be very clear on what will change if you really use grapes to replace strawberries, right?】

　　【Task Administrator: I won’t say any more about the rest. My task requirement is just one point.】

　　【Task Administrator: Whether it’s a strawberry-flavored little cat or a grape-flavored little cat, as long as it’s a fruit-flavored little cat, you’ll be considered to have passed.】

　　【Task Administrator: And another equally crucial point, you have to send me a video of her completely drinking the fruit juice and swallowing the fruit pulp. So if you can’t make up your mind, you might as well give the choice to her.】

　　【Task Administrator: What if, after you’ve worked so hard to juice the strawberries, it turns out she doesn’t like to drink it? Then you’ll have to juice a new cup of juice for her again.】

　　【Task Administrator: I’ve said everything I need to say. I wish you good luck. Don’t forget to send me a picture of the fruit in advance. After I’ve circled them, you can start the task.】

　　The task administrator had patiently sent a whole bunch. Yu Jiang finished reading with a foul expression and didn’t even reply with a single punctuation mark.

　　Since it had come to this, there was no escaping. Since she hadn’t thought of what to do yet, she might as well get up first.

　　Yu Jiang took her phone to the bathroom. While filling a glass with water, she sent a message to the all-knowing Teacher Chi Xiaojing.

　　【(cat peeking.jpg)】

　　【Good morning~ are you up?】

　　Chi Jing replied in a second.

　　【Chi Xiaojing: Yu Xiaojiang, is your phone broken? It’s already this time, and you’re telling me good morning? (cat paw knocking on your head.jpg)】

　　Yu Jiang had been chatting with the psycho for so long, and her entire attention was on the matter of “little cat juicing a strawberry.” She hadn’t paid any attention to what time it was.

　　Seeing what Chi Jing said, she casually glanced at the time in the upper left corner of the screen.

　　Yu Jiang, who saw the numbers clearly: ???

　　Wait, wait a minute?!!

　　What the hell???

　　It’s twelve o’clock?!!

　　Before she could even finish being shocked, Chi Jing on the other end had keenly sniffed out a trace of something wrong.

　　【Chi Xiaojing: Yu Xiaojiang, something’s not right~】

　　【Chi Xiaojing: You just woke up!】

　　【Um…】

　　【Chi Xiaojing: Oh, I guessed right! It seems last night was your real wedding night, huh? Was the situation that intense? Don’t tell me you were tormented for a whole night?】

　　Being asked made Yu Jiang blush, but she still answered her honestly.

　　【We didn’t do it. I just let her do that.】

　　【Chi Xiaojing: Congratulations, congratulations. Then for you, this is also a huge, epic step! So you sent me a message just to tell me this?】

　　【No, I have another question for you.】

　　【Chi Xiaojing: (cat sitting on a stool with its ears pricked up.jpg)】

　　【Do you still remember a little video you sent me in your sophomore year?】

　　【Chi Xiaojing: Yu Xiaojiang, you’re being naughty. I’ve sent you so much study material. How can I possibly remember which one?】

　　【Chi Xiaojing: We’re chatting, and there are no outsiders. Just say what you want to say directly, okay?】

　　【That…】

　　【If your boss invites you to her house one day, and while you’re resting in the living room, she brings you a glass of strawberry juice from the kitchen, you would drink it, right?】

　　【Chi Xiaojing: (Sherlock Cat.jpg)】

　　【Chi Xiaojing: Don’t tell me the hidden content is that this glass of strawberry juice was actually personally juiced by her with her little cat?】

　　【!!!】

　　【Did you install a surveillance camera in my brain?】

　　【Chi Xiaojing: Yu Xiaojiang, you’re really silly. You suddenly mentioned the little video, and now you’re asking this kind of strange question. If I can’t guess what you want to ask at the first opportunity, then haven’t I watched all those films for nothing all these years?】

　　【Chi Xiaojing: So what do you want to ask? Be simple with your words. Get rid of all the tricks. Just tell me what you want to ask, directly and bravely, OK?】

　　【Chi Xiaojing: Oh right, speaking of which, I forgot to ask you. That strange person who issued the lewd task yesterday, they probably haven’t found you again, right?】

　　Yu Jiang hadn’t started brushing her teeth yet, so she simply sat down on the toilet and took care of the more important matter first.

　　She couldn’t tell Chi Jing the truth. When she was typing, her heart was full of guilt.

　　【You guessed right. That person probably sent it to the wrong person. They haven’t sent me anything else since.】

　　【Chi Xiaojing: As expected of me! (proud cat.jpg)】

　　【Chi Xiaojing: Then what about the other question?】

　　Yu Jiang’s face was flushed red, and she typed slowly, word by word.

　　【Is it really feasible in real life to juice a strawberry with a little cat?】

　　【Chi Xiaojing: Do you want me to tell you the truth or a lie?】

　　The ambiguous reply made Yu Jiang’s mood turn from cloudy to rainy.

　　【Tell me the lie first.】

　　【Chi Xiaojing: Oh~ of course this kind of thing is very normal~ in this world, is there anyone who hasn’t drunk the strawberry juice personally juiced by their own wife with her little cat?】

　　Words can create a picture.

　　The thought of what kind of tone Chi Xiaojing would use to say this made Yu Jiang want to laugh.

　　【Then what about the truth?】

　　【Chi Xiaojing: If I’m not mistaken, you’re planning to use this method to treat her to strawberry juice, right? Although I don’t know what stimulated you to do such an out-of-character thing, but this is a matter between you two as a couple. As your good friend, I simply express my respect and blessings.】

　　【Chi Xiaojing: I personally think that if she was very happy to eat your little cat last night, then for this kind of thing, she should like it more than she resists it, right?】

　　【Chi Xiaojing: On the contrary, if it was you who asked her to eat it last night, and she reluctantly ate a mouthful or two and then didn’t want to eat anymore, then if she knows that the strawberry juice was produced in this form, she’ll probably be very unhappy.】

　　【Um… it probably started around ten o’clock last night. I probably didn’t really fall asleep until it was almost dawn…】

　　【Chi Xiaojing: Then what are you worried about? She’ll definitely love this cup of strawberry juice you juiced for her.】

　　【Chi Xiaojing: I think you should just juice it in front of her. Anyway, it’s going to be in her stomach. It’ll also save a step.】

　　【I know. I’ll think about it again. (cat rubbing.jpg)】

　　【Chi Xiaojing: I’m so envious of that person. It’s only been a month since you’ve known each other, and she already gets to drink little cat brand strawberry juice.】

　　【Chi Xiaojing: Unlike me. I’ve known my future wife and boss for almost a year, and I haven’t even held her hand. When will it be my turn to drink sweet strawberry juice? I also like to drink grape juice and stuff. (wilted cat.jpg)】

　　【Chi Xiaojing: Okay, since you don’t have any more problems on your end, then that’s all for now. I still have things to do. We’ll talk later.】

　　Yu Jiang sent a sticker of a cat waving, got up and went back to the mirror, and picked up her water glass to start brushing her teeth.

　　Just as she had washed her face, the half-closed door was pushed open from the outside.

　　She heard the sound and turned her head, and met the gaze of Chu Qingzi, who was standing outside the door.

　　”Wife, when did you wake up? I just finished making food and was just about to come in and wake you up.”

　　Yu Jiang: “I woke up about ten minutes ago. I’ve washed my face. Let’s go eat then.”

　　Chu Qingzi did not step back, but raised her foot and walked towards her.

　　Yu Jiang had already guessed what she was planning to do. The thought of what she had done with this mouth last night made the little cat, which had been licked until it was dripping with juice, feel a little inexplicably soft and sore at this moment.

　　She couldn’t help but clamp her legs and her voice couldn’t help but carry a hint of intoxicating delicacy. “I’m hungry. Can we kiss after we’ve eaten?”

　　Chu Qingzi was stunned for a moment and asked directly, “If I agree obediently, can you, for the sake of me being so obedient, reward me with another bite of the little cat?”

　　Yu Jiang: ?!!

　　”How many times did you do it last night? You still want to come again?!!”

　　Some obscene pictures appeared in her mind, making her both shy and annoyed.

　　”And you didn’t keep your word at all. You clearly promised me you were done, but after you put me down, you again…”

　　The rest of her words were really hard to say.

　　Chu Qingzi’s apology was very sincere. “It’s my fault. I’m sorry, wife. It’s all my fault for not being able to resist the temptation, which made me eat your little cat until it was so red. Just give me one more chance. I really will only eat once this time. I absolutely won’t be greedy again!”

　　After she had apologized, she aggrievedly “pleaded her case” for herself.

　　”It’s mainly because your little cat is too sweet. So fragrant and so soft, and so much water. I couldn’t stop at all. Actually, I wanted to eat it when I woke up this morning, but I was afraid you would be angry, so I didn’t dare to eat it myself. Wife, please. I just ate too little. When I’ve eaten enough, I definitely won’t be as greedy as I am now.”

　　Yu Jiang was embarrassed and scolded her coquettishly, “Don’t tell me you’ve been possessed by a ghost. Before last night, you would never have been so improper.”

　　How did this person become so lewd after just one night?

　　A flash of inspiration struck her mind. “Wait, why did you say that just now? When did I say I didn’t like it?”

　　The mention of this made Chu Qingzi even more aggrieved.

　　”It was on our wedding night. I wanted to eat it that night, but you refused me. Doesn’t that mean you don’t like me doing this kind of thing? Otherwise, I wouldn’t have waited until last night to really have a bite.”

　　Wedding night?

　　Yu Jiang had no impression at all.

　　”Was I drunk at that time?”

　　”Yes, very, very drunk. You wouldn’t even let me kiss you. I almost cried from sadness that day.”

　　Yu Jiang didn’t believe her nonsense at all.

　　”Did you really cry?”

　　Chu Qingzi blinked and very unnaturally skipped the topic.

　　”Wife, let’s continue to discuss whether we can eat the little cat or not.”

　　Yu Jiang: “…”

　　I knew it!

　　”No!”

　　Chu Qingzi still wanted to continue to beg her, but was blocked by her one sentence.

　　”If you ask again, I won’t let you kiss my mouth today either.”

　　Chu Qingzi didn’t dare to ask again. She went back to the dining room with Yu Jiang, wilted. When she heard her say she had a question for her, she immediately perked up again.

　　”Wife! I want to eat now!”

　　Yu Jiang couldn’t hold it in and rebuked this yellow-minded person who only had the little cat in her mind. “Get lost!”

　　After cursing, she took a breath and asked with a feigned composure, “I want to make my own fruit juice tomorrow. Do you like strawberry juice or grape juice?”

　　Chu Qingzi was very disappointed. “Ah? You just want to ask me this kind of very normal question?”

　　Yu Jiang: “…”

　　Chu Qingzi immediately became excited again. “But, if you’re preparing it for me, then I like both! Adults don’t make choices! I want to taste every kind of food that you personally prepare for me, so can I have both?”

　　Yu Jiang: “No, you can only choose one!”

　　Chu Qingzi instantly chickened out. “Alright then, then I’ll have strawberry juice. Next time you make grape juice for me, okay?”

　　Yu Jiang’s answer was unnatural. “We’ll see. Then I’ll make strawberry juice tomorrow.”

　　”But,” Chu Qingzi was a little scared, “did I make you angry? Before, I was always the one who did this kind of thing. Why are you doing it yourself this time?”

　　”You mind your own business. Just drink it obediently tomorrow! Don’t ask again!”

　　Yu Jiang was embarrassed and angry and directly ended this topic with one sentence.

　　Chu Qingzi obediently fell silent and didn’t dare to ask again.

　　//

　　Sunday, 1:10 PM.

　　After confirming that Chu Qingzi was really asleep, Yu Jiang quietly opened her eyes and carefully got out of her arms.

　　She went to the kitchen alone, took out a box of strawberries she had just bought in the morning, took a picture, and sent it to the psycho on the other side of her phone.

　　The task administrator quickly sent back the circled picture.

　　Yu Jiang didn’t dare to delay any longer, quickly picked out the strawberries, processed them and put them on a fruit platter, and finally brought all these things to the study.

　　In the study, there was a small sofa that could accommodate at most three adults. Usually, when Chu Qingzi was working in the study, she would let Yu Jiang sit on this sofa and keep her company.

　　In front of the sofa was a coffee table, which was specially for food.

　　Yu Jiang familiarly walked to the coffee table, put down the phone stand, fruit platter, and cup, and then turned to lock the study door.

　　She believed in Chi Jing’s judgment.

　　It was precisely because she believed that she didn’t dare to let Chu Qingzi know what method she was about to use to juice this cup of strawberry juice.

　　What kind of consequences would there be if that person found out? Yu Jiang could even guess with her toes.

　　She was really scared of being eaten.

　　After dealing with the door lock, Yu Jiang took out her phone and sent a message to Chu Qingzi.

　　【I’m on the phone with Chi Jing in the study. Don’t suddenly knock on the door.】

　　All the dangerous factors had been eliminated. Yu Jiang let out a deep breath and began today’s task.

        The phone, with its recording function on, clearly captured the wanton and alluring scene before her.

　　It was a beautiful little cat, pink and white, shyly facing the camera, trying to eat the strawberry that its owner had personally fed it.

　　The strawberry that was fed to the little cat’s mouth had been carefully processed by its owner with a fruit knife, and its size was only a quarter of a whole one.

　　Even so, it was still very difficult for the little cat to eat.

　　Because its mouth was really too small, so small that you could almost only see a thin, narrow slit.

　　In the picture under the camera, the owner’s beautiful, jade-like fingers were tremblingly pushing the end of the strawberry, stuffing it into the little cat’s mouth, bit by bit.

　　She accidentally stuffed it too quickly, causing the strawberry juice to be squeezed out.

　　The bursting strawberry juice smeared a circle on the little cat’s slightly opening and closing little mouth, making the color there exceptionally beautiful.

　　Its owner was in no mood to appreciate these. The strawberry had not yet been finished. She still bit her lip, her delicate brows slightly furrowed, and nervously continued to stuff the remaining part of the strawberry into the little cat’s mouth.

　　After finally feeding it this little bit, the owner finally let out a low gasp.

　　After a short while, the strawberry that had been eaten by the little cat was soon spat out by it.

　　The originally clean little piece was crushed into an irregular little ball by the little cat.

　　The exceptionally soft and mushy strawberry flesh, mixed with the squeezed-out fresh red strawberry juice, all fell into the transparent glass, and soon, a light and sweet fruity fragrance filled the room, faintly, with a hint of a rich and sweet, lingering fragrance.

　　The action in the picture was still ongoing. The slender, pink and white fingers, dyed with the color of strawberries, tremblingly continued to feed the little cat the second one.

　　When a cup of strawberry juice was almost finished, Yu Jiang’s back was already covered in a thin layer of sweat.

　　She lowered her gaze to her fingers. There was finally only one left.

　　Seeing the light of victory right in front of her, her tense body inevitably relaxed a little.

　　And then, the tragedy happened.

　　She didn’t know if it was because her mind had momentarily relaxed and she had pushed too deep, or because the path was too wet and slippery, that this little bit of strawberry flesh, which could have been naturally spat out, because it was stuck too deep, could not be moved a single bit.

　　Yu Jiang, who had sensed that the situation was not right, was instantly flustered.

　　She subconsciously wanted to grab it with her fingers, but the strawberry was squeezed so mushy that she couldn’t grab it at all.

　　And because of her haphazard grab, it went in another bit.

　　Yu Jiang, who didn’t dare to move recklessly anymore, when she realized that she really couldn’t get the strawberry out with her own strength, completely broke down.