After Being Pestered by My Gloomy and Clingy Roommate 56

Chapter 56: Post-Marriage “What If” Extra 6

Yu Jiang knew how to play with her little cat.

This was still thanks to the great Teacher Chi Xiaojing.

Teacher Chi Xiaojing was an expert in finding this kind of material.

Every once in a while, she would share the latest study materials that she thought were of high quality with her only student, Yu Xiaojiang.

These materials, according to their type, could be divided into three main categories.

The solo-study type.

The friendly-cooperation-for-two type.

The thrill-seeking-for-three-or-more type.

The correct methods and techniques for a person to pet a cat, Yu Jiang had learned them all from these materials.

After watching so many materials, it was inevitable that she would have a little desire to explore the mysteries of her own body.

She had secretly tried it before, lying alone in her bed, with her eyes tightly closed, nervous and with a hint of expectation, wanting to feed her fingers to the little cat.

The imagination was beautiful, but the reality was terrible.

The little cat, which had never eaten anything, found it very difficult to accept the invasion of a foreign object—even if it was its owner’s own finger.

Yu Jiang did not believe in evil. She had tried several times, intermittently, but the result was always the same.

Every time she wanted to probe, an indescribable fear would arise in her heart.

This fear piled up into a stone that blocked the road, blocking Yu Jiang’s steps to find another kind of natural happiness.

After failing so many times, she was no longer interested in this kind of thing.

To this day, Yu Jiang’s own practical experience of successfully petting a cat was still zero.

If it weren’t for the message from the task administrator, she would have almost forgotten these failed experiences.

Now that self-petting a cat was being used as the latest task, Yu Jiang, who really couldn’t complete it, could only find a way to refuse.

She had originally wanted to find a suitable excuse. The text she typed in the input box, after being deleted and re-edited three or four times, still couldn’t be organized into a reason that could convince the other person.

Yu Jiang scratched her head anxiously.

In the end, she had no idea and could only go for broke.

She thought, Anyway, I’ve already shown this psycho the worst little video. Now it’s just letting the other person know that I can’t pet a cat. Actually, there’s no need to feel ashamed.

Yu Jiang, who had successfully convinced herself, was finally able to send the message.

【I can’t play.】

【I tried it myself in university. I couldn’t get in.】

The task administrator clearly had not expected her to say this. After almost half a minute, she finally replied.

【Task Administrator: That was then, this is now.】

【Task Administrator: Hasn’t the little cat already eaten her hand? If it can eat someone else’s hand, it can’t possibly still refuse to eat your own hand, right?】

【?】

【How do you know this kind of thing?】

【You despicable, disgusting, damn pervert. Don’t tell me you’ve secretly installed a surveillance camera in our house?】

The task administrator learned from her.

【Task Administrator: ?】

【Task Administrator: You’ve been married for so long, and you still haven’t gone all the way with her?】

【Task Administrator: I’m sorry, I was just assuming.】

In a moment of impulse, Yu Jiang’s fingers quickly tapped a few times.

By the time her rationality returned, the text in the input box had already jumped into the chat history.

【Of course we’ve done that!】

Yu Jiang quickly retracted the message. Fortunately, she had not made a mistake in her haste. Otherwise, if she had clicked delete instead of retract, it would have been too much of a social death.

【What we’ve done between us is none of your damn business!】

【Task Administrator: It’s none of my business. Since I guessed right, then the task I just mentioned of you playing with your little cat for her to see, you can also complete it.】

【?】

【Didn’t I say I can’t get in!】

The task administrator didn’t type, but instead sent a screenshot of the similar conversation from just now.

【Task Administrator: Any other questions?】

【Task Administrator: Considering that you’ve completed the first two tasks well, the requirements for this task will be relaxed for you.】

Seeing this message, Yu Jiang was inexplicably annoyed.

【What do you mean, completed well? I did everything I was supposed to do. How can you just say it’s good?】

【Task Administrator: Message retracted.】

【Task Administrator: Considering that you’ve completed the first two tasks perfectly, the requirements for this task will be relaxed for you.】

Only then was Yu Jiang satisfied.

【And then?】

【Task Administrator: I just want to see you have the action of playing with the little cat. If you try hard then, and in the end, you really still can’t get in, then forget it.】

Yu Jiang’s heart was filled with joy. She was the best at lying.

With the psycho’s words, couldn’t she just perform without any psychological burden then!

The smile had just spread when it was instantly scattered by the other’s subsequent words.

【Task Administrator: To prevent you from lying to me, there’s also a mandatory condition for this task.】

【Task Administrator: No matter what method you use, you must make the little cat cry once, otherwise it doesn’t count.】

【Task Administrator: Considering that you’re a beginner in this area, I’ll give you ten minutes of effort. If you exceed this time and still can’t make the little cat cry, then you can choose to have your partner help you.】

Have Chu Qingzi help her?

Doesn’t that just mean sending a sheep into a tiger’s mouth, walking right into a trap!

Yu Jiang wasn’t crazy. Of course, she couldn’t possibly do that.

She didn’t know if the psycho was trying to help her or harm her by suggesting this.

No matter what the other person was thinking, Yu Jiang didn’t plan to delve into it.

More than the psycho’s attitude, she was more concerned about another point.

Chu Qingzi was indeed a very gentle person.

But her gentleness also had its limits.

—Only gentle outside of bed.

One could perfectly imagine that if she really did play with her little cat in front of Chu Qingzi, with that person’s habits, she would definitely not wait for the little cat to cry, but would use her hands and mouth to personally make the little cat cry.

But at times like these, she had no strength to struggle and could only be manipulated like a soulless puppet.

Even if she really wanted to punish that person afterwards, it would only be in some painless ways.

Yu Jiang actually didn’t hate doing this kind of thing with the person she liked.

It was just that every time that person got started, it was as if her soul had been taken away. No matter how she pinched or pushed, she just wouldn’t stop.

Even if you liked something, if you had too much of it at once, you would get tired of it.

So every time after being tormented, Yu Jiang would scold her.

This time, she had finally forced that person to be abstinent for three months. Yu Jiang had no intention of letting that person touch her little cat before the end of the abstinence period.

She couldn’t let Chu Qingzi touch it, but she had to play for her to see. How was she supposed to do that?

Don’t tell me she had to tie her up with a rope first, and then play in front of her?

Yu Jiang felt that this method was still a bit dangerous.

It wasn’t that she was worried about Chu Qingzi’s personal safety, but that she was afraid that if the other person was stimulated and had a sudden burst of physical strength, and directly broke the rope, then she still wouldn’t be able to escape the tragic fate of being eaten alive.

But besides this method, Yu Jiang really couldn’t think of any other way at this moment.

At a loss, a flash of inspiration struck her mind.

She very skillfully threw the question to the other person, wanting to see if the psycho could have any brilliant ideas.

【Didn’t you ask me how I wanted to play before? You mean, I can play for her in a different way this time, right?】

【Task Administrator: Do you want to play for her on your phone?】

【Task Administrator: That works too. Then you can just aim the camera of another phone at the interface of the phone you’re calling on. That way, it’ll be easy to prove that you’re really performing playing with your little cat for her in the video.】

Yu Jiang gave herself a big thumbs up in her heart.

She was definitely the smartest person in the world!

A perfect mission strategy, wasn’t it so easy to get it out of her!

【Task Administrator: The next few days are all workdays. Then the deadline for this task will be set before midnight on Friday. Is that okay?】

Yu Jiang pushed her luck.

【Anyway, these five days are all taken up by the task. Then the remaining two days, can’t we also use them for this task?】

【Task Administrator: (smile.jpg)】

【Task Administrator: I’m sorry, I’m not a charity. I’m a black-hearted capitalist. Next weekend, there will naturally be another task arranged for you.】

Yu Jiang: “…”

She shouldn’t have asked that!

Yu Jiang coldly replied with a “1”, locked her screen, lifted the blanket and got out of bed, and walked into the bathroom to prepare to wash up.

Just as she had filled the basin with water, the sound of footsteps could be heard outside the bathroom door.

It was Chu Qingzi, who had woken up earlier than her and had just prepared breakfast.

The expectation in her eyes was reflected on the clean glass mirror, forming brilliant stars.

“Wife~ are you done brushing your teeth~ can I kiss you now~”

Yu Jiang: “Get lost. I just woke up!”

Chu Qingzi didn’t ask again, but quietly waited on the side. After Yu Jiang had also washed her face, she crisply carried her to the sink and started today’s good morning French kiss with her.

//

Yu Jiang, who was sitting at her work station, belatedly thought of a terrible fact.

She couldn’t seem to find a suitable time to complete this task.

On weekdays, the two would go out together in the morning.

Chu Qingzi would take her to the company building and then drive to her own company.

During the lunch break, Chu Qingzi would specially come to find her for lunch.

After that, it was getting off work, and it was still Chu Qingzi who came to pick her up.

She and Chi Jing had a separate dinner once a week.

Although Chu Qingzi would not eat with her, she would personally take her to meet Chi Jing, and after she was done, she would drive to pick her up and take her home.

This was Yu Jiang’s daily life after marriage. Speaking of which, it was not much different from before marriage, except that there was an extra clingy partner.

Thinking of this, Yu Jiang’s head began to hurt again.

Don’t tell me I really have to play in front of that person?

Wait a minute.

If that person also had to go on a business trip this week…

Yu Jiang quickly asked the person in question.

Chu Qingzi replied in a second.

Her answer made Yu Jiang’s heart ache.

With the business trip route blocked, Yu Jiang really couldn’t think of what to do.

As for playing with her little cat in the company restroom, that was absolutely impossible.

Doing so would be too dangerous.

—Dangerous in every sense of the word.

Unable to think of a solution for the time being, Yu Jiang decided not to bother with it for now.

Including today, there were still five days left for the task.

There was no need to be in too much of a hurry. A beautiful accident might just appear one day.

If in the end there was really no other way, for her own sake, she could only tie that person up.

Yu Jiang had already made the worst-case scenario in her heart.

As it turned out, plans really couldn’t keep up with changes.

The beautiful goddess of fate had favored her.

In a flash, it was Friday afternoon.

Yu Jiang had discussed with Chi Jing on WeChat what they were going to eat when they met later.

When there was half an hour left until she got off work, she received an apologetic message from Chu Qingzi.

The other person said that something had come up at the company at the last minute and she needed to work overtime to deal with it. She was afraid she wouldn’t be able to pick her up from work tonight.

Yu Jiang, who had finally waited for Friday after a hard week of work, her eyes were already very bright.

Seeing this message, they became even more dazzling.

She suppressed her inner ecstasy and, after finding out that the other person might have to work overtime until around ten tonight, her whole heart was completely at ease.

After chatting with Chu Qingzi, Yu Jiang quickly sent a message to Chi Jing.

【I’m sorry! I’m guilty! I have something to do at the last minute. I can’t have dinner with you tonight.】

【Chi Xiaojing: ? Yu Xiaojiang, are you speaking human language?】

【Chi Xiaojing: You stood me up half an hour before we were supposed to meet. Doesn’t your conscience hurt???】

【[User has transferred 10000 yuan to you]】

【Please, Teacher Chi, be the bigger person and forgive me this once. I promise you, I will never stand you up a second time! (cat acting spoiled.jpg)】

【Chi Xiaojing: [Transfer has been returned]】

【Chi Xiaojing: Compared to giving me money, I’d rather know why you stood me up so suddenly. (cat gossiping face.jpg)】

Yu Jiang knew that if she lied at this time, it would definitely be seen through. But if she told the truth, she really couldn’t say it.

In the end, she could only find a reason that was similar to the real reason and would not make her feel too embarrassed.

【I’m in a hurry to go home and do that with her.】