Malicious Female Lead’s Guide to Causing Trouble [Quick Transmigration] 68p3

Chapter Sixty-Eight p3

Yu Zhao turned around with a smile, brought Bo Chi’s small bowl from the kitchen, and put it in front of her.

Bo Chi happily lowered her head, and then her expression froze.

Her chicken, lamb, broccoli, salmon… why were they mixed with green peppers!

Who! Used green peppers! To defile her precious breakfast!

Bo Chi raised her head angrily and glared at the culprit.

And Yu Zhao, who already knew her taste, asked with anticipation: “Are you angry? Are you very angry? Do you feel your blood pressure rising?“

More than just feeling it.

Bo Chi didn’t even eat, and pounced on her, punching her with cat punches.

Yu Zhao helplessly and amusedly endured her venting. After the kitty calmed down and started eating breakfast aggrievedly while enduring her disgust for green peppers, Yu Zhao thought for a while, and leaned over and asked: “Are you really not angry?“

Bo Chi: “…”

Ahhhh! She was going to kill this hateful human!!

After a meal, Yu Zhao was covered in cat fur. She looked in the mirror and pulled the white fur from her hair, looked at her unharmed face, and had to admit that although Taotao’s body was bristling, she still loved her very much in her heart. Even when hitting her, she didn’t dare to extend her claws.

She felt relieved in her heart, and also a bit of more secret pleasure. Then, a flash of inspiration came to her, and she thought of another way to stimulate Taotao. She turned and walked out of the bathroom, and said to Bo Chi, who was licking water because she was too spicy: “Do you want to go to the company with big sister today?“

Bo Chi raised her wet little face, stuck out her pink tongue, and sprayed water at her, showing with her actions that she was in a bad mood and didn’t want to pay attention to her.

Yu Zhao didn’t mind, and said with curved lips: “You really don’t want to go with me? I’m not planning to open your bedroom door today, you can only play in the living room alone as a cat.“

Bo Chi widened her blue cat eyes, and looked at her as if she was looking at a devil. After thinking for less than three seconds, the little kitty tactfully retracted her tongue, ran to Yu Zhao’s legs, and rubbed against them coquettishly, her big tail even wrapping around Yu Zhao’s leg, as if she wouldn’t let her go if she didn’t take her with her.

Yu Zhao touched her little head, and said with an unchanged smile: “If you want me to take you with me, you have to promise me one condition.“

Bo Chi said cautiously: “Meow?“

Yu Zhao pulled down her tail, and said seriously: “I see other people’s cats chasing their own tails, as long as you also chase and circle around, I’ll take you to the company with me.“

Bo Chi: “???”

She had also seen other cats do this, but wasn’t that because they were stupid!

She wasn’t a stupid cat, why would she chase her tail!

Yu Zhao: “You don’t want to? Then you have to be good at home alone as a cat.“

Bo Chi felt a little offended, but she really didn’t want to be a salted fish at home without a computer.

After thinking about it, Bo Chi meowed aggrievedly, tried to turn her head and look at her tail, and reached out her cat paw to swat at it.

Her control over her tail was a bit weak. Now, when attacked, it would uncontrollably sway back and forth. Bo Chi swatted for a long time, circled for a long time, and finally became dizzy, almost bumping into the furniture beside her.

Yu Zhao reached out and protected her in time, and praised generously: “Cute! You spin very beautifully, like a spinning top.“

Bo Chi: “…”

You really know how to praise people.

“Okay, it’s getting late, I’m going to work.” Yu Zhao stood up, ignored Bo Chi’s swaying body that wanted to follow, and suppressed a smile: “Seeing you spinning so hard, I won’t take you to the company. You stay home and rest well, and I’ll give you a surprise when I come back tonight.“

Bo Chi slowly reacted, and said angrily: “Meow, meow, meow!!“

——You big liar! Are you deliberately deceiving a pure and innocent little kitty!

Yu Zhao pretended not to understand at the right time, picked up the keys and left.

Bo Chi wanted to chase after her, but her left paw tripped over her right paw, and she bumped into the sofa, so angry that she kicked the sofa.

That afternoon, Bo Chi was in an extremely angry state, her small body like a tiger in the mountains, exuding a murderous aura.

When evening came, and the sound of the door opening came from the doorway, her accumulated anger finally reached its peak. Her cat eyes glared fiercely at the door. If Yu Zhao didn’t give her a big enough surprise, then it was conceivable that Yu Zhao would definitely not have a good time tonight.

The door opened, and Yu Zhao walked in empty-handed. Seeing Bo Chi sitting at the door to greet her, she immediately smiled and said: “Do you want to know what surprise I prepared for you?“

Bo Chi didn’t speak, but raised her cat paw, and with a swish, revealed five claws gleaming with cold light.

Yu Zhao was silent for two seconds, as if hesitating for a moment, but quickly regained her composure, opened her hands, and said: “The surprise is on me, come closer and smell it?“

Bo Chi looked at her suspiciously, reluctantly approached with cat steps, and sniffed her.

Yu Zhao usually didn’t have any scent on her, or if she did, it was the light fragrance of shower gel. But at this moment, not only was there orange fur on her body, but it was also full of the scent of other cats!

Bo Chi suddenly raised her head, arched her back from the sense of intrusion of her territory, and bared her little teeth.

Yu Zhao tried to maintain her smile, and said: “Yes, this is the surprise I prepared for you – I have other cats outside! Are you happy? Are you surprised?“

Bo Chi took a deep breath, pounced on her with a meow, and with an aggressiveness completely different from her soft and cute appearance, she chased after Yu Zhao and bit her.

Seeing that she was really angry, but didn’t turn into a human, Yu Zhao couldn’t help but sigh in disappointment, and then… quickly ran.

Yu Zhao, who had set the cat on fire, ultimately couldn’t escape. Her clothes were scratched by the kitty’s claws, but the good news was that even so, she herself wasn’t injured.

From this, it could be seen that the kitty truly loved her.

That night, Yu Zhao sullenly slept alone, and continued to ponder the trigger for Taotao’s transformation.

After thinking for a long time without any results, she opened her phone, glanced at a certain netizen’s online status, found that the other party was still passionately playing games, and typed helplessly: [You always tell me not to stay up late, you should also go to bed early, don’t be too addicted to games, I’m going to bed first, good night.]

The little kitty didn’t respond to her, either because she didn’t see it, or because she was still angry.

Days passed slowly, and Yu Zhao gradually put aside the matter of Taotao’s transformation.

Although she longed to talk to the girl face to face, whether it was a cat or a human, it was still Taotao. As long as Taotao was by her side, it didn’t matter what form she was in.

Yu Zhao returned to her Buddhist mentality, going to work in the morning and coming back to pet the cat at night. Just as she felt that life was comfortable and peaceful, she found subtle changes at home.

First, the money in her bank card was being deducted more and more, her wardrobe and shoe cabinet had been touched, and a few casual clothes and rarely worn white shoes were missing. Secondly, there were some strange things at home, such as cola, potato chips, milk tea, fried chicken…

Finally, and most obviously, Taotao’s typing speed had more than doubled when chatting with her.

A vague guess arose in Yu Zhao’s heart. She calculated the days, compared them with the previous two times, and still couldn’t find any common points. Instead, she found… the frequency of the girl’s transformation seemed to be increasing.

She couldn’t find the reason. But one night, when Bo Chi suddenly turned into a human, she was so scared that she immediately asked the system. The system took one of her points and said calmly: {Because you are not the real ‘Taotao’. Our system respects everyone’s privacy and will never allow employees to use the host’s body. In order to prevent you souls from not having a body, we always directly copy the data of your real body, make changes as appropriate when putting you into the world, and by the way, blur the ‘eyes’ of others, to facilitate your integration.}

Bo Chi suddenly realized, and her previous doubts were instantly dispelled, and then she wondered: {Then am I gradually changing back from a cat to a human? Will I change back again in the future? Am I the only one like this in this world? There won’t suddenly be some monk or Taoist priest coming to catch demons, right?}

{No.} The system said calmly: {This is a small world without magic, there are no ghosts or monsters, and the female lead has also recently rewritten the tragic love story into a genius baby: The arrogant mommy runs with the ball, and the male lead has even been directly replaced.}

{Being able to change this world so drastically, I can only say… as expected of you.} The system’s tone was full of appreciation, and even extended an olive branch: {You have traveled through so many worlds, you should understand the benefits of becoming an executor. Not to mention the virtual immortality, just the benefit of traveling frequently is not something that ordinary units can compare to. I suggest you stop binding your mission target to Yu Zhao. Although our unit welcomes all those who work, a talent like you is clearly more suitable for the ‘Counterattack Department’, the ‘Reasonable Sea King Department’, the ‘Hey, Just Playing Department’, such big departments.}

Bo Chi was already dumbfounded: {The names of these departments you mentioned, why…}

The system said calmly: {The names have nothing to do with our system, please don’t misunderstand. These are all named by the ministers themselves, they have very high authority. If you join, I believe you also have the potential to become a minister.}

{…Thank you.} Bo Chi chuckled dryly, not interested in its suggestion, and quickly changed the subject: {You just said that the female lead changed the script because of my interference? That shouldn’t be right, I didn’t do anything, I’m just an innocent little kitty!}

The system said slowly: {In the original plot, ‘Taotao’ didn’t go to Yu Zhao, wasn’t chased by a Teddy, and didn’t make Zhao You want to spay you, so when she heard Mei Lei cheating again, she wasn’t in the car, but at home, and she found a beer in the refrigerator and got drunk.}

Bo Chi: {…}

Okay, she understood, it was all the butterfly effect’s fault!

{As for your transformation, it starts from the day you were stimulated. It will become more frequent over time, and when it stabilizes later, you can freely choose whether to be in human or cat form.} The system added timely: {But your human form doesn’t have a household registration, I suggest you stay in cat form as much as possible.}

{How can that be?!} Bo Chi had long wanted to become human again. Now that she had this opportunity, she immediately ignored the system’s suggestion. While Yu Zhao wasn’t home, she secretly wore the other party’s clothes and went out, shopping freely.

However, the joy of life couldn’t satisfy her. Bo Chi, thinking of Yu Zhao’s ‘cheating’ before, suddenly had the thought of revenge – She wanted to be a white lotus, a little green tea, play with Yu Zhao’s body and mind, and then dump her!

The author has something to say:

Bo Chi (viciously): I want to be a scumbag!

Yu Zhao (confused): What kind of play is this?