Malicious Female Lead’s Guide to Causing Trouble [Quick Transmigration] 83p3

Chapter Eighty-Three, Part 3

The topic went round and round, and came back again.

Bo Chi was dumbfounded for two seconds, couldn’t think of any other excuses, and thought that this matter would be discovered by Yu Zhao sooner or later, it was just a matter of time, so she blushed and whispered: “I was looking at the Starnet in the evening, and the posts said that breast milk is best for children’s health, so mermaids should rub, rub there in the early stages, to try to open the pores earlier…“

Yu Zhao froze, her gaze involuntarily falling below Bo Chi’s neck, her dark eyes burning with a fire that was especially hot in the night: “Do you know how?“

Bo Chi was stunned: “Huh?“

Yu Zhao narrowed her eyes, licked her red lips, her voice lowering a few degrees, inexplicably carrying a sensual tone: “I have a deep understanding of this aspect, and I specifically learned the method to open the pores. If you don’t know how, and are just randomly rubbing, it’s better to let me help you.“

Bo Chi was a little embarrassed. If she did it herself, she could still treat it as a serious matter, but if Yu Zhao helped, the atmosphere seemed to have changed, and she always felt like things could get out of hand at any moment.

But Yu Zhao was also right, she was indeed rubbing randomly, without any technique, and maybe she was just doing useless work.

After hesitating for a while, Bo Chi suppressed her shame, tried to keep a straight face, and said seriously: “Then okay, I’ll trouble you… But you’re not allowed to do anything other than helping, only serious business!“

Yu Zhao nodded seriously, but her hand landed on Bo Chi’s body as soon as she spoke: “This side or that side first? Or you sit on my lap, and I’ll do both at the same time?“

Bo Chi’s hands unconsciously clutched the quilt, a strange feeling welling up in her heart, making her voice tremble slightly: “Wh-Whatever.“

Yu Zhao chuckled, sat on the bed, and pulled her into her arms.

Not long after, a panicked voice came from the room: “You said you would only do serious business, wh-what do you want to do?“

“It’s not what I want to do,” the woman chuckled, her voice seductive, “it’s you who turned my bed into a pool.“

Her words were subtle, but in this atmosphere, Bo Chi instantly understood, and refused to let her continue, embarrassed and wanting to die.

The soft and sweet dessert in her hands wanted to run away, and Yu Zhao naturally wouldn’t agree. She suppressed her other actions, and coaxed her to continue.

She said she was helping, but in the end, Yu Zhao really helped her dutifully for the whole night.

The little mermaid felt pain even when putting on clothes the next day, and wanted to hide in the quilt and not come out, but she gradually felt the lack of water. Before his wife turned into a dried fish, Yu Zhao timely pulled the shy Bo Chi out and put her in the water.

Usually, Bo Chi would wear a thin and close-fitting top, and her pants would turn into a string of white and transparent pearls and crystals, hanging around her waist, complementing the azure fish scales.

Today, she felt pain whenever she touched her clothes. When Yu Zhao brought her into the water, she completely became like the mermaids in stories – the naked kind.

Even though there was no one at home, Bo Chi still couldn’t let go. She covered her chest with her slender, white arms, her fishtail swaying helplessly in the water, exuding a half-hidden, half-revealed charm.

Yu Zhao had been tormented all night, and really didn’t want to test her endurance anymore today. After looking at her twice more, she quickly looked away, turned around, and said: “You soak for a while longer, call me if you need anything, I’m exercising in the training room next door.“

Bo Chi breathed a sigh of relief, responded, and began to swim relaxedly.

Opening the pores was a long-term task, and even though Yu Zhao couldn’t take it, she still came to help every time.

Thanks to her, Bo Chi had become much calmer recently, no longer as shy as before, not even daring to raise her head. Sometimes, when she was too tired, she would even take the initiative to ask her for help.

But helping was helping, Bo Chi had her own principles, and didn’t dare to tease Yu Zhao unscrupulously, afraid that she would accidentally kill another person.

A few more days passed, and Bo Chi remembered that she should go to the hospital, so she called Yu Zhao and set off together.

When they arrived at the hospital entrance, Bo Chi hesitated for a long time before stepping inside.

Yu Zhao was softly comforting her when a voice came from behind them, carrying surprise: “So you’re also here.“

They turned around and saw that it was Shen Yu who called out to them, and beside Shen Yu, there was Zhao Dai, eating a lollipop.

After finding a place to sit down, Shen Yu first said: “Marshal, why are you at the hospital? Is Miss Chi-Chi unwell, or is your mental power berserk again?“

Yu Zhao shook her head: “Chi-Chi has been singing to me recently, and my condition is the most stable it has been in years. What about you, why did you bring her here? Is she pregnant too?“

Shen Yu didn’t notice the word ‘too’, and said carelessly: “She’s been eating too much candy recently, and she didn’t even bite me until I bled yesterday. I’m worried that something’s wrong with her teeth, so I brought her here to see the doctor.“

Bo Chi and Yu Zhao were speechless, and looked at him with pity.

How miserable was this person’s life, not being bitten until he bled had become such a big deal…

Yu Zhao sympathized with Shen Yu in her heart, then suddenly remembered something, and said: “By the way, you’ve been with her for so long, why isn’t she pregnant yet?“

Bo Chi also thought of this, and looked at Shen Yu in surprise, her eyes saying – Could it be that you can’t do it?

Shen Yu strangely understood their hidden meaning, his face turning red with anger: “How can such a big matter as pregnancy be done rashly? I’ll wait until Dai’er remembers the past and recovers her mind, and then discuss the child’s name and other things with her!“

Yu Zhao said oh: “Then have you already implanted a contraceptive chip?“

Shen Yu was stunned: “What? The hospital has this technology?“

Yu Zhao heard something wrong: “Wait, you don’t know about this surgery? Then how do you use contraception?“

Shen Yu scratched his head: “Aren’t there just those few methods of contraception between men and women…“

Perhaps because Yu Zhao asked too many questions, he misunderstood something, and added: “As for you two women, you have to rely on surgery or willpower.“

Bo Chi: “Huh? Willpower? What kind of fantasy setting are you talking about?“

Yu Zhao also had a strange expression.

Shen Yu said helplessly, half complaining: “It’s fine that Miss Chi-Chi doesn’t understand, but Marshal, you’re a native of the imperial capital, you can’t not know about this, right?“

Yu Zhao heard something wrong in his tone, was silent for two seconds, and said calmly: “In my understanding, mermaid matters are not common sense.“

Shen Yu couldn’t help but retort: “Then what is? Eating, drinking, shitting, and sleeping?“

Yu Zhao shook her head, and said coolly: “Attacking enemies and training subordinates.“

Shen Yu, the lazy subordinate: “…Where were we just now? Oh, willpower contraception.“

He stiffly changed the subject: “Willpower is quite mysterious, but people who do this usually succeed. It’s very simple, just think about getting pregnant when you’re having sex. I heard that the stronger your desire, the higher the probability of pregnancy. If you don’t really want to get pregnant, then even if you do it eight times a night, the probability is still average.“

“According to the mermaid base,” Shen Yu recalled, “the differentiation of mermaids is itself influenced by human obsession, so naturally it carries a bit of a legendary color – otherwise, why do you think mermaids are mermaids? Why aren’t they centaurs? Why aren’t they lamias? Why are they precisely the mermaids in various human stories?“

Shen Yu had obviously thought about this before, and now he talked endlessly to Yu Zhao and Bo Chi about the spirituality of mermaids. Yu Zhao treated him as a chatterbox, but Bo Chi understood his purpose – It was better to believe that mermaids were spiritual than to resignedly admit that Zhao Dai would never wake up.

After talking about a series of mermaid legends, Shen Yu found that he was running out of time, hurriedly said goodbye to them, and carried Zhao Dai to the doctor.

After he left, Bo Chi thought about it, and seriously leaned closer to Yu Zhao, and asked: “What were you thinking about when we first did it?“

Yu Zhao paused, pursed her lips, hesitated for two seconds, and whispered: “I was thinking… is it illegal to eat a mermaid?“

Bo Chi: “???”

The little mermaid was startled, her beautiful almond eyes wide open.

Yu Zhao curled her lips: “That was my first time being so close to someone. When I saw you lying in my familiar bathtub, I really had a desire from the depths of my soul, a desire to possess you, to swallow you in one bite, to… every inch of you.“

Halfway through her words, Yu Zhao noticed Bo Chi’s frightened expression, and she changed her words in time, her smile unchanged: “Thinking about it now, maybe I didn’t understand what I really wanted at that time, and mistook that kind of desire for a strange appetite.“

After she finished speaking, she thought for a while, and then smiled: “It’s not wrong to say it’s appetite, after all, you’re a feast for the eyes, and I feel my index finger move as soon as I see you…“

Although the content was serious, after she said it meaningfully, Bo Chi felt that she was openly being suggestive.

After humming, Bo Chi reluctantly believed her words, and muttered: “That wasn’t our first time, I’m talking about the time in the pool.“

“That time…” Yu Zhao’s expression softened, and her eyes looking at Bo Chi were filled with tenderness: “I was thinking at that time… what should I do, I seem to have fallen deeply in love with you.“

Bo Chi was caught off guard by the confession, her face flushed, and she shyly turned her face away: “Besides this?“

Yu Zhao narrowed her eyes, as if reminiscing: “And your body is very soft, your skin is cold, but inside, you’re hot and—“

Bo Chi suddenly turned her head and covered her mouth, and said shyly: “You’re not allowed to say this!“

Yu Zhao blinked, pulled down her hand and played with it: “Then that’s all.“

Bo Chi didn’t let her play with her hand, took it back, and hummed: “Really?“

Yu Zhao nodded.

Bo Chi inexplicably breathed a sigh of relief.

Perhaps because Shen Yu was the male lead, she still had some trust in his words. Since he mentioned the matter of willpower, she had some other thoughts about this examination.

But she didn’t say it out loud, but dragged Yu Zhao to find the doctor.

The doctor was used to people coming to check for pregnancy. She clicked a few times on the machine beside her, then put a square patch on Bo Chi’s wrist. Lines of words popped up on the virtual screen beside her. The doctor looked at it and said: “Not pregnant, but the mermaid’s body is very healthy. It might be because your desire to have children is not strong. After you go back, try not to be too captivated by the mermaid’s beauty, and think more about children in your heart.“

Bo Chi couldn’t help but ask: “Doctor, our technology can already travel through the universe and galaxies, and you’re still telling us this kind of mystical thing, isn’t this superstition?“

The doctor looked at her: “You little mermaid know quite a lot, it seems your intelligence is quite high.“

Bo Chi was flattered, and just as she was feeling smug, she saw the doctor say to Yu Zhao: “She seems to have the thinking of an eight-year-old, not bad, cultivate her well after you go back, maybe it can make the next generation’s genes better.“

Yu Zhao chuckled, but said: “Since she’s not pregnant, then I don’t plan to have children. I made an appointment for contraceptive surgery before, can you do it now?“

The doctor’s glasses were halfway on, and she almost poked herself blind: “Are you kidding me? The mermaid is not pregnant, why are you having contraceptive surgery?“

Yu Zhao touched Bo Chi’s head, which she had raised in surprise, and said with a light smile: “She’s afraid of giving birth, so…“

“So you won’t let her get pregnant?” The doctor was amused, and shook her head repeatedly: “I’ve seen people pampering mermaids, but I’ve never seen anyone pampering them to this extent. Mermaids have the responsibility of carrying on the family line from the day they differentiate. You’re blinded by love now, and who knows how you’ll regret it in the future!“

Yu Zhao didn’t argue with her, and said casually: “Let’s talk about the future later, I only know that I don’t want her to be afraid now.“

Her attitude was very firm. After she used her status as a Marshal, even though the doctors didn’t agree, they could only tremblingly perform the chip implantation surgery for her.

The surgery was very quick. Bo Chi just spaced out for a while outside, and Yu Zhao strode out, naturally held her hand, and smiled: “Now that there are no more worries, I can be intimate with you with peace of mind.“

Bo Chi didn’t pay attention to what she said, but looked at their clasped hands, and asked softly: “Do you really not regret it?“

Yu Zhao lowered her head, kissed the top of her head, and said: “A momentary promise is nothing, I will use my whole life to tell you that I don’t regret it.“