Miss Luo Yan’s Feet Are Buried With Corpses v3c47

Witch’s Night: Chapter 47 100 Life Hacks

Although the three Bishops of the Church of the End Gods could be said to disagree with each other due to differences in ideology, Wen Hua was still a bit inferior.

Hamid wanted to welcome the return of the revived Gods, Sister Marytis was quietly waiting for the arrival of the end times, and only Wen Hua was wantonly destroying human civilization.

Five mega-cities, millions of lives, and countless settlements in the Endless Wasteland had been annihilated at his hands.

At least until now, in terms of damage to human civilization alone, Wen Hua seemed to be the most “successful” Bishop.

But in reality, both Hamid and Marytis looked down on Wen Hua, believing that his pointless destruction would only unite human civilization, which was detrimental to the Gods’ plan.

In other words, the other two Bishops thought that Wen Hua was just a destruction-obsessed pervert.

He happened to encounter the ideology of the Church of the End Gods, which resonated with his mad nature, and was thus drawn in.

The reason Wen Hua rose to the position of Bishop was also due to his bloody record of destruction.

Within the long-silent Church of the End Gods, this was undoubtedly the most inspiring action.

Therefore, with the support of countless fellow travelers, Wen Hua became the first Bishop since the end of the War of the Witch of Absolute Death.

As for his strength, unfortunately, it was still a hair’s breadth away from “Destruction” level, about the same as Rhine, Dawn’s third-in-command.

“I understand Sister’s weakness. As a sentimental woman, you are undoubtedly excellent, but as a Bishop of the Church of the End Gods, you are somewhat unqualified.”

Hearing that Marytis hadn’t even killed anyone, Wen Hua immediately sneered,

“When the Gods favored me, I knew that my mission was to bring destined destruction to this world.”

“If you say so.”

Marytis didn’t want to argue with Wen Hua any further. She put on her nun’s veil and eye mask again and stood up, intending to return to the church.

Wen Hua watched Marytis cover herself up again, a flicker of disappointment in his eyes, but his expression quickly turned enthusiastic,

“Sister, are you going back to rest?”

Marytis glanced at him, said nothing, and walked past him into the church, leaving only a faint fragrance in the air.

Wen Hua’s smile froze, then gradually turned grim,

“Heh, just a pretentious bitch. Just because she can spout some cryptic nonsense and was appointed as a Bishop, she really thinks she’s someone important?”

Hamid at least had actual combat achievements. Not only was he a Saint candidate back then, single-handedly killing almost all his classmates, but he also demonstrated powerful “Destruction” level might several times later.

Even though he was defeated in Lannister, Wen Hua didn’t dare to underestimate him.

However, Marytis didn’t have any achievements. She directly assumed the position of Bishop based on her identity as the only mortal who could hear the oracle.

But for hundreds of years, she had stayed in Noah without ever leaving, let alone taking action, or rather, no one had ever seen her take action.

Legend had it that she was the legendary nun Marytis of Noah. After all, their names were the same, but that legendary nun had indeed died in the War of the Witch of Absolute Death, so how could she appear in the Church of the End Gods?

However, she neither confirmed nor denied it. When asked directly, she just smiled faintly and changed the subject.

Wen Hua wasn’t like the other followers, filled with reverence for the Gods. Even seeing the truth beyond the starry sky only made him more excited.

Therefore, he had always been quite disdainful of Marytis, who held the same position as him just because she could hear the oracle.

However, after accidentally seeing Marytis take off her veil and eye mask, Wen Hua’s attitude softened quite a bit, but Marytis still ignored him as before, and Wen Hua’s anger was gradually building.

“Isn’t it just an oracle… I remember Hamid mentioning that he met a girl in Lannister who could also hear the oracle, and she’s already in Noah.”

A cold smile appeared on Wen Hua’s lips, and he slightly raised his right arm, revealing a ferocious and twisted monster claw.

“As long as I capture her and replace you, I wonder what kind of expression you’ll have after losing this qualification you’re so proud of. It will be quite entertaining, hahahahaha…”

His crazed laughter seemed to have lost all reason. The power of the Sovereign of Madness controlled Wen Hua, and he reveled in this control.

In the church, Marytis, who had taken off her eye mask again, looked at Wen Hua indifferently,

“Disgusting.”

“Then kill him, I’ll do it.”

“No, leave him to her. She also needs the power of the Sovereign of Madness.”

“Mm.”

……

A silent night.

Because they were all unconscious.

Truly unconscious…

This accidental (?) mass food poisoning incident caused chaos in the department responsible for receiving guests in Noah, even attracting the attention of the Cardinal Council and His Holiness the Pope.

Finally, with the intervention of a certain Saint Shadow, who wished to remain anonymous, the matter was dropped.

There was no investigation, no action taken, just letting these poisoned poor souls lie on the sofas in the hall.

Shadow knew what was going on at a glance. After a brief check and confirming that there was no life-threatening danger, she told Pope Aslanmode VII not to worry.

After all, a similar situation had occurred on the Lifeline, and she had almost fallen victim to it as well.

After eating it, Shadow saw her deceased friend smiling at her, which scared her so much that she immediately gave herself several physical wake-up slaps on the forehead.

The food made by Luo Yan treated everyone equally, whether Saints or ordinary people, those who were supposed to be affected would be affected.

Afterwards, out of curiosity, Shadow analyzed the ingredients of the food and observed Miss Luo Yan cooking. Everything was quite normal.

Although the taste was a bit bad, it was still within the normal range (after all, Luo Yan had a bland sense of taste).

The only explanation was that this stuff was really God’s Chosen exclusive food, only Cecilia could enjoy it without any problems.

And there was another point. Eating it regularly would result in some insignificant resistance. After a few days, it would only cause discomfort, not flashbacks. This was learned through Miss Chris’s personal experience.

Just like that, more than ten young and beautiful maids were crammed onto the few sofas, pressing down on the poor sofas until they creaked under the weight.

Fortunately, these sofas were top-of-the-line and of good quality, and the girls were also quite light, so they could withstand their tossing and turning in their sleep.

After moving the maids onto the sofas, Luo Yan and the others went to bed.

Although Anna felt guilty, there was nothing she could do…

After all, these girls were like fanatics. As soon as they saw Miss Luo Yan bring out the food, they rushed over to grab it.

Anna tried to stop a few of them, but they thought she was trying to steal their food, so they rushed even faster.

However, it wasn’t all bad.

After more than ten girls fainted because of her, Miss Luo Yan finally admitted that there was a problem with her cooking and promised to cook less in the future, and even if she did cook, she would only cook for herself and Cecilia.

Anna was moved to tears and felt grateful to these sacrificed girls, thinking that she would definitely make them a delicious meal tomorrow as compensation, and then went to bed.

After waking up in the morning, these maids, including Xinya, remembered what happened yesterday, their faces filled with unconcealable horror.

When Luo Yan came to the hall, they instinctively huddled together.

“…Am I really that scary?” Luo Yan blinked.

“No, not at all, Miss Luo Yan…”

Xinya smiled awkwardly, and the maids next to her also nodded repeatedly, “Yes, yes, not scary at all…”

It was the food that was scary.

In a beautiful and sad fairy tale, a little girl, on the verge of death, struck a match and saw her deceased grandmother. And Miss Luo Yan only needed a meal to give everyone this experience.

But it had to be said, once was enough.

(Miss Chris, tragic)

After this rather interesting interlude, Anna fulfilled her promise and made a hearty Eastern breakfast for the traumatized maids.

Xinya and the maids ate this breakfast with trepidation, tears of gratitude welling up in their eyes.

Not because it was delicious, but because… it was normal.

It was normal food!

Except for Cecilia, anyone who had eaten Miss Luo Yan’s cooking would feel like there were so many undiscovered delicacies in the world, and even the most ordinary food seemed exceptionally delicious.

After yesterday’s incident, and with Xinya’s presence, these girls finally calmed down a bit and didn’t continue their fanaticism.

Actually, it couldn’t be blamed on them. These maids were all young ladies from middle-class families in Noah. Noah’s strong religious atmosphere made them rarely go out, and this was a rare opportunity.

So, being maids and receiving distinguished guests was also a way for them to see the world. It was understandable that these young girls, filled with curiosity, encountered the dreamlike Luo Yan and became overly excited.

Now that they had calmed down, the maids were quite well-behaved.

Because the official announcement for the Ten Cities Council was issued after Luo Yan and the others left Lannister, they were among the first representatives to arrive in Noah.

There was still some time before the council meeting, and Luo Yan had nothing to do for the time being, so she decided to wander around Noah again today.

Finally having an opportunity to move freely without restrictions, Luo Yan didn’t want to miss it.

And because she was bearing part of Cecilia’s overflowing demonic power, Luo Yan only had about a month and a half left to move freely.

After a month and a half, her physical condition would gradually deteriorate, even worse than in Yan City.

When she was in Yan City, Luo Yan only had two demonic powers, “Envy” and “Absolute Death.” “Absolute Death,” for some reason, didn’t have any effect on her, but the out-of-control “Envy” did cause her quite a bit of trouble.

And now, Luo Yan had two more demonic powers, “End” and “Terror.” It was unknown what would happen if her condition continued to deteriorate.

If she added the last Witch power, “Sorrow,” Luo Yan probably wouldn’t be able to withstand it and would lose control, along with Cecilia.

Actually, this was also part of the reason why Illusion brought Luo Yan to Noah.

Not only for their plan, but also for Luo Yan.

After all, the Sanctuary’s temple could even suppress the true body of the Witch of Absolute Death, and an out-of-control Luo Yan was naturally no problem.

Even in the worst-case scenario, Luo Yan and Cecilia would just live in the temple and couldn’t leave until everything was resolved.

These things could be put aside for now. Luo Yan also wanted to enjoy this rare free time.

Yesterday, they weren’t familiar with the place and wandered around aimlessly, not knowing where to go. Now that Xinya was here, there was no reason to miss this opportunity to have a local guide.

And Xinya happily agreed to Luo Yan’s request.

This was within the scope of her duties. As long as it wasn’t too excessive, such as… certain unspeakable matters, she had to satisfy the requests of foreign guests as much as possible.

…Now “unspeakable matters” included Luo Yan’s cooking.

Xinya was determined that if Miss Luo Yan cooked for her again, she would resign even if she had to pay back her salary.

Because she was too tired from walking yesterday, Anna didn’t go out with them today and stayed behind to tidy up the house with the maids.

Cecilia couldn’t be too far away from Luo Yan due to her condition, and she also liked going out, so she went with Luo Yan.

On the bustling streets of Noah, Xinya and Luo Yan walked side by side, with Cecilia slightly behind Luo Yan.

Because they were going out, Xinya changed out of her maid uniform and into casual clothes. The simple long dress made her look like any ordinary girl.

Xinya was about the same age as Hua Qiling, in her early twenties, specific age unknown.

“I was worried that Miss Luo Yan, being so beautiful, would attract a lot of attention if she casually appeared in public.” Xinya looked around in surprise at the passersby who seemed to be blind to them. A little boy ran past them, not even glancing their way. “I didn’t expect you to have such a convenient ability!”

“It’s called a Life Hack, I have others too.” Luo Yan said in a slightly excited tone. “Like changing my appearance, traveling through the Void, creating knives with my bare hands for cutting vegetables… and so on.”

Ever since she learned this term from a book called 100 Life Hacks that Hua Qiling had, any power that could be used in daily life was given the title of “Life Hack.”

“Uh…”

Were these Life Hacks? And the scope was a bit too wide, wasn’t it?

Xinya twitched the corner of her mouth almost imperceptibly, suppressing the urge to retort.

However, she didn’t expect that Miss Luo Yan, with only “Calamity” level strength, could do so many things. Xinya became a bit more interested in her abilities, but out of politeness, she didn’t ask directly.