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Speaking of Science in a Supernatural Livestream 89


Chapter 89: Good Morning Kiss (Part 1)

Sang Jing slept wrapped in a blanket.

Xie Yu, a ghost, was huddled in a corner of the bed, staring at her phone until dawn.

After reading two fanfictions, she couldn’t continue. She went online to search.

Question: What to do if your technique is too poor?

Netizen 1 replied: Poor technique? What kind of technique? In bed? (smirking face) (smirking face) (smirking face)

Netizen 2 replied: Like you, asking everywhere.

Netizen 3 replied: What else can you do? Lie down and enjoy.

Netizen 4 replied: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, poor technique, hahahahahahaha, being despised by your wife for your! poor! technique! Hahahahahahahaha.

Netizen 5 replied: You’re asking now? Your technique must be very poor. Your wife is probably already asleep.

Netizen 6 replied: If you’re bad, just practice more!

All the answers were sarcastic and passive-aggressive. Not a single one answered the question seriously!

Xie Yu hugged her legs and reflected. Was she really that bad? She, she had tried very hard.

Thinking that tonight was her and Sang Jing’s first time getting intimate, and she had been told her technique was too poor, Xie Yu buried her head, and looking at the netizens’ comments, she was so wronged she was about to cry.

The more she thought, the angrier she got. She went back to that post and replied to them one by one: None of your business!

But this time, she had forgotten to log out of her account and had gone up with the name “Xie Yu.”

A netizen who liked to hang out in the metaphysics section saw it, sent a question mark, and then clicked on Xie Yu’s homepage and found that it was really the Xie Yu she knew!

Late at night, in the metaphysics section forum, a post popped up.

#Assistant Xiao Xie, her technique is so poor she’s asking everywhere what to do, hahahahahahaha#

【Where, where? Let me see, let me see.】

【The OP took a screenshot. It was anonymous at first, but then she got defensive and forgot to switch accounts and was discovered.】

【The 13 ship has collapsed. Assistant Xiao Xie!!! Are you worthy of that face and those hands!!!】

【Hahahahaha, 313131313131, let 31 rise!】

【What are you happy about? Even if her technique is poor, she was still the 1 to be told her technique was poor. 13 is still the authority.】

【Heh heh, if your technique is poor, you’ll have to lie down sooner or later. Resign yourself to it.】

【So… they’ve been dating all these days without livestreaming?】

【Livestream, livestream, livestream, livestream!!!】

【It’s fine. We’ll be able to see them at the White Whale Live gala in a couple of days. It’ll be fun to watch.】

Xie Yu didn’t know that she had been mercilessly laughed at in another post.

When Sang Jing woke up the next day, she didn’t feel any arms or legs on her, nor did she feel a ghost beside her. She turned her head and looked. The blanket was still flat, with no signs of being slept in.

Where’s the ghost?

Just as she was about to sit up, her hand on the bed, her body half up, she saw Xie Yu in a daze at the foot of the bed.

“…”

“You… didn’t sleep?” Sang Jing asked hesitantly.

Hearing her speak, Xie Yu turned her head and rushed over, hugging her waist. “Can we try again? I’ll definitely do it well. You said I could practice more with you. Can we try again?”

She looked up at Sang Jing, looking like she was about to cry, very wronged and pitiful.

She had been watching all night and had supplemented her knowledge. She had seen experienced people share that poor technique really affects a relationship!!!

Happiness is mutual. If one party doesn’t feel happy, it will slowly become bland, disappointing, and then they will break up! And find a new person with good technique!

Sang Jing: “…”

She really hadn’t expected that one sentence from her would make Xie Yu think all night, although that sentence was the truth.

At first, she had hooked Xie Yu into doing that to divert her attention and make her not think too much and worry too much. Who knew that she could be so bad after reading so many fanfictions? She couldn’t help but say that sentence, and it had made her think all night.

“Let’s try again. I’ll learn well. Don’t find anyone else, and no other ghosts,” Xie Yu said, hugging her tightly, afraid that Sang Jing would kick her out because of her poor performance last night.

Sang Jing: “…”

She’s not that sentimental.

“Say something.”

The more Xie Yu thought, the more scared she became. She couldn’t hear Sang Jing speak, and she was so anxious she reached out to take off Sang Jing’s clothes to prove it to her.

The moment she was pushed down, Sang Jing was a little surprised and flustered. She quickly raised her leg, her foot against the shoulder of Xie Yu, who was about to pounce. “What are you doing?”

Xie Yu still had a corner of her clothes in her hand. Seeing her so resistant to her getting close, her heart broke even more.

Seeing her wronged look, on the verge of tears, Sang Jing’s heart softened again.

The second her leg was put down, a cold and cool soul pounced on her. She didn’t touch her clothes randomly, just hugged her, her head buried in her neck.

Sang Jing glanced at the faintly lit window, helpless. “It’s broad daylight now. It’s not good.”

Besides, there were still things to do today. The “thief” hadn’t been caught yet.

“Then is it okay at night?” Xie Yu’s voice was muffled in her ear.

Sang Jing: “…”

Actually, she didn’t really want to. Being hung up and not given for a long time could easily damage her body.

She didn’t speak again. Xie Yu tilted her head to kiss Sang Jing’s neck, her hand moving over to unbutton her clothes.

“Alright, alright, alright,” Sang Jing was really afraid of her unreasonable strength.

“Really?”

“Really.”

After coaxing a certain ghost, Sang Jing quickly got out of bed, changed her clothes, and washed up.

As she was brushing her teeth in the mirror, Xie Yu came over again.

“Sang Jing, Bei Shan said before that after you raised the evil spirit, if it gets hurt, it will be reflected on you. Last night, you carved eyes for it. Did you make it do something for me?” Xie Yu frowned.

She had still thought of it.

Spitting out the foam in her mouth, Sang Jing sighed in her heart and turned to look at her. “It’s a secret.”

She’s not saying again.

Xie Yu guessed it would be like this. She lowered her eyes. “Why can’t I just remember?”

If she could remember a little more, would Sang Jing not have to investigate like this?

“If you can’t remember, then you can’t. It’s not a good thing anyway,” Sang Jing said, rinsing her mouth and bending down to wash her face with water.

After washing her face and looking up, Xie Yu was still looking at her, her thoughts unknown.

Sang Jing asked, “What are you thinking?”

Xie Yu leaned closer and tilted her head. “Sang Jing, are we in a relationship now?”

They were a little close. Sang Jing didn’t dodge and retorted, “What do you think?”

Xie Yu smiled. “I think so.”

“Then, a good morning kiss?” Xie Yu closed her eyes in front of Sang Jing, waiting to be kissed.

She was also a little embarrassed, but she couldn’t be embarrassed forever. They had said that kissing more would help to cultivate their feelings.

“Where did you learn that again?” Sang Jing muttered.

Xie Yu opened her eyes again. “Didn’t you tell me to read more and learn more… mmph.”

Sang Jing tilted her head up and kissed Xie Yu. A fresh and cool kiss, from the corner of her lips to the tip of her tongue.

The heartbreak and random thoughts of the morning were completely forgotten. Xie Yu squinted her eyes in satisfaction.

The reserved person had even taken the initiative to kiss her. What more could she say? They were in a relationship.

She hadn’t expected to have such an experience after she died. If she had known, she would have died earlier. Of course, it would have been even better if she could have met Sang Jing when she was alive.

This kiss lasted for a long time. It wasn’t until there was a noise outside that Sang Jing let go of her hand, which was on the back of Xie Yu’s neck.

Xie Yu’s forehead was against Sang Jing’s. She could feel her cheeks burning, and her breathing was also a mess.

She had only asked for a good morning kiss, but the reserved person had kissed her so deeply.

“It’s time to go out,” Sang Jing said, composing herself. “What happened last night, only you and I know.”

“I know,” Xie Yu’s heart was full. She couldn’t help but lean over and kiss her again.

So much like.

Before, she had thought that she would have to have a secret crush until she was sent down and would not get a response. She had been heartbroken many times. Now, not only could she kiss and touch, but she could also sleep together. Xie Yu had nothing more to ask for. She had no regrets.

When Sang Jing and Xie Yu went out, except for Yan Chuan, everyone else was already up and gathered in the center of the living room, looking at the row of magical artifacts.

“What’s wrong?” Sang Jing asked, pretending not to know anything.

Bei Shan saw that she had just gotten up and said with a grave expression, “The vicious ghost in the magical artifact has escaped.”

Sang Jing frowned. “Escaped?”

She took two steps forward, and the circle of people made way for her.

Two talismans were scattered on the floor, and one of the magical artifacts had been opened. The vicious ghost inside was gone.

That magical artifact belonged to Yan Chuan.

Everyone knew that Yang Yan couldn’t have created such a big scene. There was someone else behind her. This person was very likely in this courtyard, a wolf in sheep’s clothing.

At this moment, Yan Chuan came over, yawning. Seeing them in a circle, she asked in confusion, “What’s wrong?”

Wei Qingyun asked directly, “Last night, after it was over, did you leave the room for a period of time?”

Just before Sang Jing had come, the few of them had already checked the surveillance in the courtyard. The only one who had come out at night was Yan Chuan.

Yan Chuan’s lips twitched into a smile. “What’s wrong? Do I need to report to Team Leader Wei where I’m going?”

Hua Changge frowned slightly. “Yan Zi.”

Yan Chuan paused for a moment, then said unhappily, “Yes, I went out. I went out for a walk and then went back to my room.”

Last night, they had talked about the past between Wei Qingyun and the others, and she had also seen Sister Hua agree to Wei Qingyun’s appointment to go back together. She had drunk a whole vat of vinegar. At night, she had been turned away at Sister Hua’s door, which had made her very upset, so she had gone out for a walk.

Sensing that the atmosphere was a little strange, Yan Chuan raised her eyebrows and took two steps over. Then she saw the opened magical artifact and the talismans on the floor.

So they were interrogating her just now.

“This…”

Yan Chuan subconsciously looked at Hua Changge. “Sister Hua, it’s not me!”

Hua Changge didn’t speak.

Yan Chuan laughed out of anger. “Even if I went out last night, and the magical artifact that was opened was mine, does that prove that I did it? Isn’t that too ridiculous?”

“If I had really done it, why would I have opened my own magical artifact, and only one? I could have just opened them all.”

“My talisman has gold powder on it. Whoever did it, we’ll know as soon as we check,” Wei Qingyun had been suspicious when she had asked Yan Chuan just now, but she had also had a selfish motive. She wanted to know if Yan Chuan had been in her own room or in Hua Changge’s room last night.

Yan Chuan glanced at her and scoffed coldly. “Then why did you ask me? You could have just checked like this.”

Sang Jing had been watching from the side, her gaze sweeping over the people present.

Their expressions were all normal.

The gold powder on Wei Qingyun’s talisman was special. She lit some incense, and a faint white smoke drifted out, following the scent of the gold powder and circling the living room.

Yan Chuan crossed her arms, waiting to prove her innocence. But the incense smoke, as if it had eyes, went straight for her.

In the end, it landed on the puppet on her waist.

Her smile froze. Yan Chuan looked down in disbelief. “How is that possible…”


Speaking of Science in a Supernatural Livestream

Speaking of Science in a Supernatural Livestream

在灵异直播间讲科学
Status: Completed Native Language: Chinese

1 unlock every sunday and wednesday

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A new streamer recently arrived on White Whale Live. She was mysterious and strange, and some said you could see unclean things in her livestream room. Many people scoffed at this, but human curiosity is a powerful thing; the more people said it, the more others wanted to go and see what was happening.

There weren't many people in the livestream room. At the very top, the title read: Supernatural Livestream, Believe in Science.

The contradictory title made people want to leave the moment they saw it, but in the next second, someone noticed a vicious ghost perched on the streamer's shoulder!

The ghost's appearance was bloody and incorporeal—a look that special effects couldn't possibly replicate.

For the first time, the bullet comments refreshed at lightning speed, the screen filled with question marks.

【?】

【??】

【???】

Under everyone's watchful eyes, the new streamer unceremoniously yanked the vicious ghost off her shoulder, stuffed it into a gourd bottle, and didn't forget to remind everyone: "Believe in science. There are no ghosts in this world."

Bullet Comments: ...If there are no ghosts, what did you just grab?

For the next livestream after she bare-handedly captured a vicious ghost, the number of viewers multiplied by more than tenfold, most of them having caught wind of the rumors and come to see a ghost.

【What ghost? The streamer is just staging it all. Seen this a million times, I'm out.】

【How'd you do the special effects, streamer? Teach me (smirking dog emoji).】

【This is definitely just manufactured hype to farm views. Can't believe there are still suckers who fall for it hahaha.】

...

Sang Jing ignored the mockery in the bullet comments, smiling as she pulled the 'person' beside her toward the camera. "Hello everyone, I'm your streamer, Sang Jing. First, let me introduce you. This is my newly hired little assistant, Xiao Xie."

Xiao Xie was expressionless, its eyes staring at the screen, filled with resentment. It spoke without a trace of emotion: "I am the assistant."

The streamer behind it was clearly dissatisfied with its work attitude and let out a soft 'tsk'.

The assistant's expression visibly stiffened. It then twitched the corners of its mouth into a 'friendly' smile and added, "Hello, everyone."

The bullet comments instantly exploded. Someone recognized this Assistant Xiao Xie—it was clearly the vicious ghost the streamer had captured in the little gourd that night!

Soon, the regular viewers who frequented Sang Jing's livestream room discovered that not only did the streamer take on a vicious ghost as an assistant, but she also guided them through the process of reincarnation, treated the eighteen levels of hell like a tourist attraction...

If anyone asked, it was all just staged. In modern society, one must believe in science.

"..."

This streamer is too well-connected.

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Content Tags: Supernatural, Spirits & Monsters, A Match Made in Heaven, Livestreaming, Urban Legends, Metaphysics

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