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Chapter 3: Your Grace Certainly Has Long Legs


In Shen Yuezhuang’s memory, Liu Yun had never been someone who could listen to others judging her without reacting.

She was acerbic. She was sharp-tongued. She was sarcastic…

But now, Liu Yun’s tone was casual and peaceful. So peaceful, it was as if what happened in the past was already over. So peaceful, as if this was simply a reunion of old acquaintances.

Her peacefulness was unfamiliar, and it only made Shen Yuezhuang feel that the person in front of her was even more estranged.

Shen Yuezhuang had initially felt a bit of guilt for having her tied up. But now, that infuriating attitude roused all her old defiance.

She tilted her head up slightly. The bone structure beneath her radiant skin was sharp and imposing. The waywardness that had been lying dormant in her brow lifted again, like a sword unsheathed after being covered in dust.

Shen Yuezhuang’s beauty was aggressive. Liu Yun had known that for a long time.

Back then, when she had galloped down the long street in a red dress, she had instantly topped the Capital’s beauty rankings the next day—a breathtaking sight!

Now, that breathtaking presence, here in this tiny carriage, made Liu Yun’s heart pound violently.

Liu Yun held her breath for a moment. Her pupils dilated slightly. Her gaze, as if filtered through a thousand days of sunlight and moonlight, the most restrained and the most manic thread, landed without a sound on that face, which was like a luminous pearl in a dark room.

“I’m just a profligate, unfit for any elegant occasion. If Your Grace wishes to discuss serious matters, you should find someone else. You’ll only delay Your Grace’s future by looking for me.”

The so-called old acquaintance was the one who knew best where to plunge the knife to hurt the most.

[Miss Shen, you are pampered and spoiled. But I am someone who must avenge my Liu family. If I follow a profligate like you, am I supposed to wait until I’m dead to find my enemy and demand retribution?]

[I don’t want stability. I want that supreme position. I want to one day cut down my enemy myself. Your childish games are best kept for amusing children!]

[What’s wrong with being a palace consort? Fine clothes, fine food, surrounded by attendants. Shen Yuezhuang, you’ve never suffered the misery of sleeping with rats and bugs in a prison cell. You’ve never suffered the hardship of eating chaff and swallowing weeds. That’s why you think all these riches and honors are just a joke.]

[Shen Yuezhuang, the friendship you speak of is utterly laughable compared to my future.]

[Miss, if you truly wish me well, then wish me steady promotions.]

[Your peace talisman… take it back…]

All the past scenes flashed by in an instant. The raging waves in Liu Yun’s heart crashed down heavily. She pursed her lips almost imperceptibly, subconsciously looking for a teacup to hide the embarrassment of her flustered heart. But in the end, she only tightened her fingers.

Having said that, Shen Yuezhuang was about to get up and leave. But with her butt in the air, she had reached the carriage door. Seeing that group of Crouching Dragon and Fledgling Phoenix at the entrance of the alley, she only then remembered this was her own family’s carriage.

Crouching Dragon and Fledgling Phoenix: “…”

Shen Yuezhuang: “…”

Seeing that Crouching Dragon was about to speak again, Shen Yuezhuang immediately wiggled her butt back inside.

However, as everyone knows, walking backward in this position makes it very easy to trip over your own clothes.

Shen Yuezhuang’s foot, clad only in a plain sock, stepped on the long back hem of her outfit. A loud “bang” followed, and then the Empress Dowager’s voice, tinged with barely concealed worry and urgency, came belatedly.

“Careful!”

“Miss!”

The commotion was quite loud. Chun Rui, startled, dropped the shoe and rushed over.

The carriage curtain was lifted. Inside, their young miss, wearing a bluish-gray cloak, was lying on her back on the wooden floor of the carriage.

As for her most critical part… her head: it wasn’t resting on the floor. It was hooked by the tip of the Empress Dowager’s foot, dangling a hand’s span above the ground.

Shen Yuezhuang: “…”

Life really is full of surprises everywhere!

It was still cool in the early morning. Shen Yuezhuang was wearing a cloak. Although the fall had been loud, it didn’t really hurt.

She was just holding a torn piece of blue fabric in her hand, questioning her life choices.

Chun Rui’s gaze followed Shen Yuezhuang’s head, down to that straight, slender leg, and then to the leg’s owner.

Chun Rui didn’t connect it to the expression of humiliation on her young miss’s face. She simply breathed a sigh of relief and earnestly gave a thumbs-up.

“Your Grace certainly has good legs!”

Shen Yuezhuang glared at her fiercely. Chun Rui jolted. “Oh no, Your Grace certainly has long legs!”

The long-legged Empress Dowager watched as Shen Yuezhuang grabbed a nearby bench and sat down cross-legged on the floor with her back to her. Liu Yun’s brow relaxed slightly, and she gracefully withdrew her long leg.

She leisurely examined the torn corner of her robe that Shen Yuezhuang had ripped off, her fingertips rubbing against the torn edge. A faint smile she hadn’t even noticed herself was in her eyes.

“Just now…”

“Thank you for just now, Your Grace. If you have nothing else, please return.”

Shen Yuezhuang’s attitude of refusal showed no sign of softening. She tilted her head to look at the sky outside. “Chun Rui, call the driver. It’s noon. Time to go home and eat.”

She gathered her voluminous skirts and sat on the bench beside her, not looking at Liu Yun’s crestfallen face. Instead, she frowned at Chun Rui and scolded, “Where are my shoes? Has the Marquis Manor only taught you how to flatter people?”

The insinuation in her words was very clear. Now, no matter who heard it, they could tell that Shen Yuezhuang was truly angry.

Chun Rui didn’t dare to joke around anymore. She hurriedly went back to the entrance of the alley to pick up Shen Yuezhuang’s shoes.

Inside the carriage, seeing that Liu Yun still showed no sign of wanting to leave, Shen Yuezhuang grinned. “What, is Her Grace waiting for the imperial procession to arrive before she moves?”

In this reunion today, Shen Yuezhuang had spoken only three sentences to her. But each one made Liu Yun’s heart ache with pain.

Liu Yun met Shen Yuezhuang’s eyes, her gaze complex. Hearing the hurried footsteps of Chun Rui returning outside, Liu Yun let out a low sigh.

Her shoulders sagged. She raised a hand to rub her brow. The blue sleeve slid down, revealing a slender, delicate wrist.

Before this meeting, Liu Yun had planned, no matter what cold words Shen Yuezhuang said, to avoid matching her sharpness. If she hadn’t, she wouldn’t have hesitated and lingered in front of the list at North Street.

She said she was reading the list, but in truth, she hadn’t fully prepared herself to see Shen Yuezhuang.

But no one had expected that Shen Yuezhuang’s groom-snatching would end up catching her!

While Liu Yun found it both irritating and amusing, she also breathed a sigh of relief.

Such an unusual meeting. No one but Shen Yuezhuang could have pulled it off. With this opportunity, Liu Yun had hoped that the two of them could at least sit down and talk properly… even if it was just about serious matters.

But then… that wrist dropped again.

In the dim carriage, the wrist was dazzlingly white. The shallow scratches didn’t make it look any more fragile; instead, it carried a kind of fierce, blood-soaked dominance.

“Stop.”

After years of being in a position above others, the power she had deliberately concealed finally showed a bit of its edge. She halted the footsteps outside, and before Shen Yuezhuang could flare up again, she spoke. “I came to find you about a serious matter. It concerns your maternal grandfather, Grand Preceptor Huo. After discussing it with the Emperor, we believe it’s necessary for you to come to the Palace.”


The Empress Dowager Claims to Be My Ex-Girlfriend

The Empress Dowager Claims to Be My Ex-Girlfriend

太后自称是我前女友
Status: Completed Native Language: Chinese

Shen Yuezhuang, the Capital City’s number one female profligate.

Her great-grandfather, Shen Zhi, had at a young age, among a group of grubby little brats playing in mud and piss, singled out the boy who would later become the founding emperor, becoming his sworn brother.

Shen Yuezhuang, a descendant of nobility and meritorious officials, at the same age of muddling through, made two friends: a fox-like friend — the orphan Liu Yun, and a dog-like friend — the neglected Third Prince.

Ten years passed in the blink of an eye. The little prince of yesteryear had leaped to become the current Emperor, while the orphan girl with no family to rely on had become the current Empress Dowager. Only Shen Yuezhuang remained, the Capital’s number one aging leftover woman...

Tsk. The development of this affair was very suspicious. Her great-grandfather became sworn brothers with the Emperor, and he became a highly sought-after husband. How come, when it got to her, she turned into a hot potato?!

Later, Shen Yuezhuang heard a rumor coming from the Palace: the Empress Dowager had said that the young Miss of the Shen family was her old flame!

~~~

The new Emperor ascended the throne and ordered a Special Examination. Shen Yuezhuang, brimming with excitement, took her family’s servants to the Capital on the day the list was announced to try her hand at the tradition of Groom-Snatching Below the List. Her only requirement: good looks above all else!

And so, her burly servants brought her the current Empress Dowager, who was out of the Palace in disguise!

~~~

Speaking of the current Empress Dowager’s life, it was famously tumultuous. From a criminal slave to Empress Dowager, everyone said Emperor Jiande was her benefactor.

When Emperor Jiande ascended the throne and proclaimed a Great Amnesty, she was freed from her slave status.

When Emperor Jiande held his Imperial Consort Selection, she entered the Palace to await selection.

Before Emperor Jiande died, she had risen from a low-ranking Worthy Lady to the Empress of the Central Palace.

After Emperor Jiande’s death, when the Third Prince ascended the throne, she became the most powerful woman in the Palace: the Empress Dowager!

Rumors said the Empress Dowager was ruthless. Rumors said the Empress Dowager framed loyal officials. Rumors said the Empress Dowager was a woman usurping authority. Rumors said the Empress Dowager intended to usurp the throne...

Liu Yun turned a deaf ear to the rumors. But the one rumor she admitted to was that the Empress Dowager, unable to bear the jealousy of being a substitute bride, had secretly ruined all of Miss Shen’s marriage prospects.

Yes. She was alone and desolate within the Palace; how could she let Miss Shen enjoy a harmonious marriage outside?

***

Mini-Story:

Palace Attendant: Your Majesty, it’s terrible! Miss Shen and the Noble Consort are arguing in the Imperial Garden!

The Emperor, who was about to head to the Imperial Garden, immediately turned around: “Go fetch the Empress Dowager.”

Palace Attendant: “Then, Your Majesty...”

Emperor: “I’ll make myself scarce. She curses dirty.”

***

Mini-Story 2:

Miss Shen argued with a consort in the Palace, and the Empress Dowager punished her by ordering her to clean the Study Room. After an hour, the Empress Dowager’s personal female official looked at the still-wet ink stains and the messy bookshelves in the study, and sighed helplessly in persuasion, “Miss Shen, even if no one is watching, Her Highness has given the order. Could you at least pretend to do a good job?”

Shen Yuezhuang, with an incredulous look, pointed at the abacus on the table and retorted, “Pretend? Can’t you see this abacus is already neatly arranged?”

The female official was stunned. But the Empress Dowager looked completely unsurprised.

“If it’s sorted, it’s sorted. What do you want for dinner?”

Their germophobic Empress Dowager said this while closing the open book.

Female official: “...”

Your Highness, do you even see what you’re doing? Is this what you call “sorted”?!

Later, the training for new arrivals in the Empress Dowager’s Palace included memorizing a few special terms: that an abacus is also called a study, that soup with burst wontons is called “meat soup with sliced noodles,” and that the number “seventeen” is taboo in the Palace.

***

Reading Guide:

1. HE (Happy Ending), Both are pure, Sweet story. Feel free to read safely. 2. Silly and light-hearted. This one is absolutely not angsty (emphasis). ...

Content Tags: Palace and Nobility, Special Favor, Happy Enemies to Lovers, Sweet, Historical, Main Character is the Receiver

Search Keywords: Main Character: Shen Yuezhuang, Liu Yun │ Supporting Characters: │ Others:

One-Line Summary: The unspeakable affairs between the Empress Dowager and Miss Shen.

Theme: Strive hard, pursue a beautiful life.

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