The next morning, Yan Zhen woke early.
He felt something heavy on his legs, and the quilt was bulging high. When he lifted it, he found Jin Tong and Yu Nu had indeed slipped into bed with him.
The twin sisters were curiously examining the Evil Dragon Mark on his body. They even tried wiping it with their soft white hands and licking it up and down with their pink tongues, as if they thought it was ugly and wanted to erase it.
Yan Zhen smiled wryly. He gently withdrew his hands from the embrace of the beauties beside him and patted the twins’ heads, signaling them to stop fooling around.
But Jin Tong and Yu Nu seemed to have made this their personal mission. They refused to quit, so Yan Zhen simply let them “play.”
Perhaps his movements had been a bit too vigorous. He noticed Sister Ji Ya had woken up and was gazing at him with her enchanting peach-blossom eyes.
“Sorry, Sister Ji Ya. Did I wake you?”
Sister Ji Ya murmured softly, “Are Jin Tong and Yu Nu being good girls?”
“Uh, yeah?”
“Hmm, Sister’s being good too~”
With that, she leaned in close. Her red lips parted slightly as she playfully nibbled his earlobe. Her jade hand rested on his chest, patting it rhythmically like she was lulling him back to sleep.
Yan Zhen’s heart melted. He fought off a slight dizziness and said, “Is Sister Ji Ya jealous?”
She released his ear with a pout. “Of course not~ I just don’t want to lose to them. Sister likes Little Brother Yan Zhen the most—more than anyone else.”
She went back to nibbling his ear.
Hearing this, Yan Zhen felt touched. He found Sister Ji Ya even more endearing.
She usually seemed so poised and in control, but she could get anxious too—especially when someone close to her outshone her.
As he thought this, a ticklish sensation spread across the other side of his chest. He looked down to see Aunt Mu secretly kissing him.
The usually stern and dignified mature beauty was now sprawled across his chest, her posture like that of a lazy mother cat.
Yan Zhen blinked in confusion. “Aunt Mu, why are you…?”
Aunt Mu’s cheeks flushed. She whispered, “This is a reward for Little Uncle’s hard work last night.”
Yan Zhen’s mouth twitched. He thought to himself, Won’t this just make me more tired?
Still, his foundation was strong, so he didn’t feel worn out at all. As she suggested, he closed his eyes. His arms wrapped around the soft backs of his beauties, and he settled in to enjoy it.
Everywhere his body touched was smooth, flawless skin. It was truly a life fit for paradise.
Too decadent!
Two quarters of an hour later, Yan Zhen rose refreshed. With Sister Ji Ya, Aunt Mu, Jin Tong, and Yu Nu attending him, he took a steamy, sensual bath and changed into the new clothes Sister Ji Ya had specially prepared.
Yan Zhen didn’t just bask in their service. Back in the bedroom, he picked up a comb and asked Aunt Mu to teach him how to brush Sister Ji Ya’s hair.
Brushing a woman’s hair was a husband’s privilege—a sign of a devoted spouse’s affection.
Sister Ji Ya’s heart swelled with sweetness. She obediently sat at the vanity. Aunt Mu was delighted that Little Uncle was going this far for the Eldest Miss and patiently instructed him.
After finishing Sister Ji Ya’s hair, Yan Zhen slipped off to Fire Refining Starry Sky to pay respects to his beautiful master.
He didn’t visit every day, but whenever he had time, he never forgot.
His beautiful master was all alone in Fire Refining Starry Sky. She would get lonely.
If he found her in meditation, Yan Zhen would tactfully withdraw to avoid disturbing her.
Unfortunately, that was the case this time.
He entered and promptly left. Instead, he opened his System Interface and noticed two new Special Trump Cards in his System Backpack—rare Summoning Cards, no less.
“Could this be the reward for mastering the Heavenly Sovereign Earthly Queen Yin-Yang Miraculous Method and comprehending the Flame Yama Ninefold Transformation?”
In the script, completing the full Heavenly Sovereign Earthly Queen Yin-Yang Miraculous Method came much later. Senior Sister Xue’er and Senior Sister Xinyan never learned the Qi Exchange Chapter there, so Yan Zhen originally only had the Divine Intercourse Chapter from Zi Xunyi—and the Body Union Chapter from Jiuyou wouldn’t come until he returned to the academy for an off-campus mission.
Since he’d completed it early, the rewards had come early too?
Yan Zhen examined the two Special Trump Cards.
【Special Trump Card: Social Person ‘Peppa’—Summons a pink pig upon activation. It can devour all attacks from enemies of the same realm, converting them into power for the host. Special effect against female targets.】
【Special Trump Card: Assassin Monk—Summons a monk with zero presence. Its lack of presence makes it ideal for stealth assassinations. Targets hit by the Assassin Monk become as docile as it is.】
“…”
Yan Zhen pulled out the three Summoning Cards he’d obtained before and laid them all out together.
Flame-Headed Sanzang, Stick Wielder, Gilded White Dragon, Social Person Peppa, Assassin Monk… Wasn’t this straight out of Journey to the West?
He’d wanted to complain from the start—why were all the Special Trump Card names internet memes? And popular ones from Earth, at that.
Did the System come from Earth too, just like him?
“I haven’t even used any Summoning Cards yet. They don’t seem necessary—the regular deck is strong enough. So what’s the point of setting aside these few special ones?”
The more he thought about it, the stranger it felt.
Systems were always weird, of course. But his System-chan was especially odd.
It was just so… undignified. All “mua~” and no gravitas.
“Little Brother Yan Zhen…”
Hearing Good Big Sister’s call, Yan Zhen snapped to attention. He dismissed the System Interface and walked over.
The four women were dressed and ready, each a stunning sight.
Sister Ji Ya wore a vibrant red gown with a fluffy shawl draped over her arm—a classic rich lady look. On her, though, it was glamorous without being gaudy, radiating irresistible charm.
Aunt Mu stuck to her “shadow guard” attire. Without a cloak or hood, she even evoked a bit of the Shadow Lord’s vibe.
Jin Tong and Yu Nu sported standard female hero gear, swords at their waists, exuding fierce momentum.
Remembering how the four of them had moaned and writhed beneath him last night, Yan Zhen’s face heated up. He quickly complimented them. “Sister Ji Ya, that gown looks amazing on you~”
She batted her beautiful eyes and pouted. “Just the gown?”
“Of course not. But everyone already knows how stunning Sister Ji Ya is—no need to state the obvious.”
“Hmm, you pass. Let’s go. We’ll grab breakfast, then Sister will take you to headquarters. Time to introduce our secret hero to everyone.”
“I didn’t do anything, though.”
“Sister told them from the start that all the ideas were yours. I even fought for a half-percent share in the chamber for you.”
“Is that okay?”
Half a percent might sound small, but in the Golden Jade Chamber of Commerce? It made Yan Zhen a billionaire overnight.
“Of course it’s okay—they were your ideas. Besides, everything Sister has belongs to Little Brother Yan Zhen. A little stock is nothing.”
“I—”
“No thanking me, or Sister will get mad.” Ji Ya said playfully. “If you want to thank me, kiss Sister instead. Once is good, twice is better, three times is best~”
“Sister Ji Ya…”
Yan Zhen said no more. He simply took her soft hand in his.
They left the room and called for the three young ladies. Once everyone gathered, they headed to the dining hall for breakfast.
