Volume 6:
- Mutually Assured Destruction
At dinner, Miss Gong, as usual, brought Yan Chuyue her meal.
Seeing that it was Gong Yiling who brought the food this time, Yan Chuyue was taken aback, then almost burst out laughing. “You’re out of seclusion?”
Gong Yiling raised an eyebrow, pretending not to understand her intentions. “Yes.”
As she spoke, she placed the food on Yan Chuyue’s bedside table. “It’s just advancing my cultivation technique. What’s so difficult about that?”
“You’re the author. Don’t you know how capable I am?”
“That’s true.” Yan Chuyue stuck out her tongue and once again put on the air of someone who was being served hand and foot, waiting for Gong Yiling to feed her.
This girl…
Although Miss Gong now knew that Yan Chuyue was perfectly fine, she still pretended to be the same as before, picking up the bowl and chopsticks and bringing the food to her mouth.
After the meal, Yan Chuyue began her secret plan.
“Little Sister Gong is so good to me~~”
Hearing this, Gong Yiling got goosebumps again. “If you call me that again, you’re not getting any more food!”
“Oh, isn’t it just to set the mood?” Yan Chuyue stuck out her tongue with a wronged expression, then suddenly said seriously, “Well, to show my sincerity, how about I give you a massage?”
“You… a massage?” Gong Yiling said, puzzled. “You’re in this state, and you’re giving someone a massage?”
Yan Chuyue immediately put her hands on her hips with an air of confidence. “So what? At least my two hands can still move. It’s not like I’m a cripple.”
Hearing this, Gong Yiling showed a hint of anticipation, her expression even a bit naive.
“You really know how to give a massage?”
“I used to give my mom massages. She even praised my skills.”
Hearing this girl boast about her so-called massage skills, Gong Yiling was clearly interested.
She immediately turned around, her back to Yan Chuyue, and said, “Then give me a try.”
“Alright~~”
Seeing her like this, Yan Chuyue couldn’t help but chuckle.
Of course, she couldn’t let her hear the laughter. Yan Chuyue suppressed her amusement and first gave her a rather normal massage. The massage was so comfortable that Miss Gong almost forgot that this girl was planning something.
And not long after, Yan Chuyue switched to using one hand. As for her free right hand, she secretly took out the feather duster.
At this moment, Yan Chuyue had no idea that all her actions were under the watchful eye of Gong Yiling’s puppet. Miss Gong, with her eyes closed, was enjoying the massage, waiting for Yan Chuyue to take out the accompanying potion—yes, Miss Gong herself didn’t have this thing, which was why she had left the feather duster with Yan Chuyue.
This was… this was called giving you an opportunity, and you just had to take it!
In short, the moment Yan Chuyue took out the bottle, Gong Yiling suddenly turned around, grabbed her right wrist, and snatched the bottle and the feather duster from her hand.
“Ah…!?”
Who would have thought that Gong Yiling would suddenly pull such a move?
Yan Chuyue was just thinking about how to play her prank, and in the blink of an eye, all her tools were confiscated.
“Smiling Half-Step Stumble?” Gong Yiling tossed the feather duster in her hand and chuckled at Yan Chuyue. “Little Yueyue, is this also… a massage tool?”
“Yes!” At this point, admitting her mistake was suicide.
Yan Chuyue could only insist that it was a massage tool. Maybe Gong Yiling’s brain would suddenly be missing a screw, right?
“So this is a massage tool.” Gong Yiling crossed her arms with a look of realization. “This is the first time I’ve seen such a massage tool. How do you use it?”
“Apply that potion to it, then brush it with the feather duster, and you’ll feel a sense of physical and mental comfort. It’s a very nice tool!”
“So that’s how you use it?”
Gong Yiling unscrewed the bottle and sniffed. There was no special smell.
Just as Yan Chuyue was wondering if this person had really forgotten something, she suddenly heard Gong Yiling’s faint voice.
“Do you really think I’m a fool, Chuyue?”
“Ah, this!”
Seeing that the situation was not good, Yan Chuyue could only hug her legs on the bed and force an awkward but elegant smile.
“Guess?”
Then, the two immediately began a race against time.
Gong Yiling wanted to hold down this stinking girl and pour the potion on her, to let her experience the joy of her own medicine.
As for Yan Chuyue, she naturally had to find a way to run, whether it was through the window or the door. As long as she could get out of here, it was a victory!
In terms of action, Miss Gong was naturally much faster. So, not long after, Gong Yiling was straddling Yan Chuyue on the bed.
She held the potion in one hand and the feather duster in the other, a wicked smile on her face.
“Well,” Yan Chuyue pouted and mumbled, “can we discuss this in a different way?”
Gong Yiling smiled and shook her head. “What do you think?”
“Then you’re forcing me to take you down with me.” Yan Chuyue suddenly revealed a mysterious smile.
What did that mean?
Just as Gong Yiling was stunned, Yan Chuyue suddenly used her cultivation to unleash two waves of qi.
These two waves of qi actually blew up both the feather duster and the potion bottle.
Yes, they really blew them up.
The poison powder on the feather duster immediately fell on both of them, and after the potion bottle was opened, it wasn’t a liquid inside, but a spray.
Now, the powder and the potion were sprinkled on both of them. This was something Gong Yiling had not expected.
“You!?”
Yan Chuyue said righteously, “I told you, if you push me too far, then we’ll just take each other down… hahahaha…”
“But you were the one who wanted to play a trick on me… hahahaha… hahahaha!”
“It’s so itchy, hahahaha! This thing… hahaha, how is it so powerful, hahahaha…”
“Didn’t you make this yourself… hahahaha… hahahaha?”
“I… hahahaha… I haven’t tried it on myself!”
Laughing from the itch, the more they laughed, the itchier they got, and the itchier they got, the more they laughed. The two of them were rolling on the bed as if they had taken the wrong medicine.
“So, hahahaha… where’s the antidote, hahahaha!”
“I never wrote that this thing has an antidote, hahahaha! Hahahaha!”
“What the hell!?”
And so, until Gong Musheng opened the door, a rather interesting scene was unfolding inside.
