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Chapter 59: Did I Just Smash Things For Fun?


“You… why do you always bully me like this!”

Shen Yaoyao’s voice carried a tearful tone as she spoke.

Bai Jinghong was helpless. “I don’t want to bully you either. If you didn’t move around, I wouldn’t have a reaction!”

“But your chest keeps rubbing, and your whole body twists and turns, like giving me a full-body massage. With such a fragrantly soft body, I think it’s impossible for me not to react!”

In this state, Shen Yaoyao’s body was as pliant as cotton, as smooth as fine jade—truly maddening for a man.

“Th-then… then I won’t move. C-can you put that embarrassing thing away?”

Bai Jinghong smirked mischievously. “I really can’t promise that, because I can’t control it either!”

“Fire controls it, and the fire was all stoked by you. The flames have already ignited. To put them out, you need water. Since there’s no water now, we can only wait for it to gradually die down!”

“Don’t provoke me anymore, especially don’t rub around. Otherwise, I might just, on your lower abdomen…”

“Don’t… don’t say it!” Shen Yaoyao was so ashamed she truly wished she could find a crack in the floor to hide in.

Her cheeks burning, she buried her face against Bai Jinghong’s neck and said in a trembling voice, “I won’t move, I really won’t move anymore!”

She truly became still.

Bai Jinghong also tried his best to control himself, letting the flames gradually cool.

But somehow, that thing remained rock-hard, as if it had developed an attachment to Shen Yaoyao’s body.

After a long while, Shen Yaoyao whispered, “Young Master Bai, why is it still poking me?”

Bai Jinghong hushed her. “Don’t talk, I’m trying my best to calm down!”

Shen Yaoyao could only shut her mouth.

But soon after, she couldn’t help but ask softly again, “Did we… just stay like this the whole night? You kissed me all night?”

Bai Jinghong gave an “Mm” and said, “To be precise, it wasn’t kissing, it was sealing your mouth all night!”

“Sealing my mouth?”

“Yes!” Bai Jinghong said. “You haven’t forgotten that you got drunk last night, have you?”

Hearing this, Shen Yaoyao’s heart jolted.

No wonder she and Bai Jinghong were tied together.

She truly had no recollection of the previous night’s events.

She vaguely remembered drinking the wrong fruit juice, swallowing the one Bai Jinghong had mixed with quite a bit of liquor.

But hearing the word “drunk,” she became a little worried.

Because being drunk meant fighting, and fighting meant exposing the secret of her high martial skill level.

This way, Bai Jinghong would definitely see through that her identity was problematic.

After all, with such high skills, how could she have been bullied by a few street thugs back then, coincidentally getting saved by Bai Jinghong?

Even an idiot could see it was deliberate.

She sighed inwardly, thinking that today she might be driven away by Bai Jinghong, or perhaps… die at his hands.

However, to Shen Yaoyao’s surprise, Bai Jinghong didn’t seem to care about that. Instead, he laughed:

“You were truly formidable after getting drunk. It was terrifying. I almost got beaten to death by you!”

“You really are capable of plotting to murder your own husband!”

“Huh?” Shen Yaoyao was taken aback and instinctively steered away from the topic, as if by unspoken mutual agreement. “Are you alright?”

Shen Yaoyao was genuinely worried. After all, when she went berserk, even several skilled members of the Hell Organization couldn’t stop her.

Bai Jinghong, a prodigal young master, must be in a serious state.

Bai Jinghong coughed once. “My ‘thing’ is so full of vigor. What do you think, am I alright or not?”

Shen Yaoyao flushed again, but her heart also heaved a huge sigh of relief. “It’s good that you’re okay.”

Bai Jinghong smiled. “I only truly came to know you again last night. Honestly, compared to you, I’m child’s play!”

Shen Yaoyao bit her lip, feeling deeply ashamed.

She had been deceiving Bai Jinghong from the very beginning, but even though he clearly knew she was suspicious, he still acted normally.

Seeing Shen Yaoyao like this, Bai Jinghong instead smiled and said, “You don’t need to overthink it. You were drunk. You had no idea what you were doing!”

“I can understand this situation!”

Shen Yaoyao’s heart skipped a beat. Not knowing what to say, she simply buried her face gently in the crook of Bai Jinghong’s neck.

After a long while, Shen Yaoyao finally let out a low murmur. “It seems to have gone down.”

“Yes, distract yourself, ignore it. When it feels ignored, it naturally quiets down!”

Hearing this, Shen Yaoyao couldn’t help but let out a “Pfft” of laughter, her face still red. “You’re awful!”

“Well, how else was I supposed to say it? I had to phrase it this tactfully, or else you’d accuse me of bullying you again!”

Shen Yaoyao bit her lip. “I… I don’t know. Anyway, say whatever you like!”

“By the way, did I break anything?”

Shen Yaoyao was facing Bai Jinghong, whose back was against the sofa backrest.

She couldn’t see the state of the entire room at all.

Bai Jinghong shifted, turning Shen Yaoyao inward, and gestured with his chin to the side. “Here, take a look. Your handiwork!”

Shen Yaoyao looked in that direction.

It was a complete mess.

Calling it a ruin wouldn’t be an exaggeration.

The large screen TV was smashed to pieces. Tables and chairs were toppled over. The coffee table had exploded.

The floor was covered in shattered debris.

After staring for a long time, she murmured involuntarily, “This… this was caused by me?”

Bai Jinghong laughed bitterly. “If not you, then who else? Did I just smash things up for fun myself?”

Shen Yaoyao pursed her lips.

She remembered when they first arrived, this place was exquisite and tasteful, very beautiful.

As an entertainment spot for the children of wealthy and powerful families, everything here was absolutely the best.

And she had smashed it into this state.

“So when you go crazy drunk, you’re that wild. You’re basically the Goddess of Destruction. I’ll never dare let you touch a single drop of alcohol again!”

Shen Yaoyao bit her lip. “I… I smashed so many things. H-how much money will it cost to pay for it all?”

She felt both apologetic and remorseful.

Even though she was one of the Hell Organization’s War Generals, a large portion of her mission commissions was taken by the organization.

What she actually received wasn’t really that much. Moreover, she hadn’t brought her card with her.

If Bai Jinghong hadn’t given her a monthly salary of five hundred thousand, she really wouldn’t have much money.

But that salary hadn’t even been paid yet.

Bai Jinghong glanced around. “To renovate this place back to its original state, it would definitely cost over ten million!”

“Just that vase you smashed was worth three million, and the Dragon Tiger Brothers’ brand plasma screen wasn’t cheap either.”

“Ten million?” Shen Yaoyao’s face changed dramatically. “But I… I truly don’t have that much money. Can I… can I write an IOU first? I will definitely pay it back later.”

Since she broke it, she was definitely going to pay for it.

“An IOU?” Bai Jinghong chuckled. “No need to pay. Just spend one night sleeping with me!”

“Huh?” Shen Yaoyao’s face flushed with shame. Normally, hearing such a lewd remark, she would have long since flared up.

But now, she was truly too embarrassed to get angry, merely mumbling, “I… I won’t…”

Bai Jinghong looked at her with a grin. “If not this way, then how will you ever settle your debt with me?”

“Anyway… anyway, I won’t agree!” Shen Yaoyao kept her head lowered, not daring to look at Bai Jinghong.

Seeing her pitiful look, Bai Jinghong couldn’t help but sigh. “Alright, you don’t have to pay for it!”

“I don’t have to pay?” Shen Yaoyao was startled and quickly lifted her head.

“Yes. I kissed you for an entire night, so we’ll call it even!”

“Kissing for one night is worth ten million?”

“What, you think it’s too little? Should I pay you a few million extra?”

“No… that’s not what I meant!”

“I’m just teasing you!” Bai Jinghong smiled warmly. “You’re my wife. So what if you smash a few things? Even if you tore down the entire Autumn Club, your husband here would cover it!”

Shen Yaoyao’s face was crimson, her heart a mix of complex emotions.

Bai Jinghong then changed the subject. “I won’t pursue this matter, but you must answer my questions truthfully, without any concealment!”


Villain: Face-Slapping the War God at the Start, Heroines, Quench My Fire

Villain: Face-Slapping the War God at the Start, Heroines, Quench My Fire

反派:开局打脸战神,女主们给我去火
Status: Ongoing Native Language: Chinese

[Arrogant Villain + Decisive Killing + Stepping on the Protagonist + Support System + Beauties Galore + Satisfaction All the Way, No Mercy]

Bai Jinghong transmigrated into an urban power fantasy world, becoming a top-tier prodigal villain. Every time he slaps the protagonist in the face or ruins the protagonist's good fortune, he receives rewards. With intimate knowledge of the plot, he seizes every advantage, ruthlessly crushing the protagonist. The various protagonists lament: "I feel like I've always lived under Bai Jinghong's shadow!" The harem goddesses plead: "Young Master Bai, can I come to your room tonight... I'm afraid of the cold... I want to cuddle." Bai Jinghong: "Whatever War God, Soldier King, Divine Doctor, or Live-in Son-in-Law, from now on, when you see me, keep your head down and know your place!"

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