Chapter 47: Forty-Seven p1
This was definitely the roughest, most direct, and worst sentence Yu Jiang had ever heard in her life.
Her mind instantly cleared, and several hundred elephants suddenly appeared in her heart, dancing with a thump, thump, thump.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Who asked you?
Who asked you!!!
If you’re going to eat, then eat. Why did you have to say something like that right before you started!!!
It’s very, extremely, and incredibly shameful, okay!!!
She was so shy she couldn’t take it. She couldn’t help but lower the hand that was covering her eyes, wanting to push away this person whose mouth had no filter.
Chu Qingzi didn’t dodge. Being pushed lightly by her, she very deliberately took half a step back.
After steadying herself again, she grabbed one of Yu Jiang’s hands and, regardless of her struggle, bent down and gently kissed her palm.
After the kiss, she apologized very sincerely, “I’m sorry, wife. I won’t use that word in the future.”
Being kissed by her like this, although her anger had subsided, her face was still puffed up.
“If you dare to say it again, don’t even think about doing this kind of thing for the rest of your life!”
Chu Qingzi: “I promise I won’t say it again. But, do you know its English meaning, and what else it means?”
Yu Jiang’s face instantly flushed red again.
She hadn’t forgotten that the two of them were in a public place. Not daring to let others know what they were doing, she deliberately lowered her voice. “I’m not you! Why would I know that!”
After speaking, feeling that it wasn’t fierce enough, she added another sentence, “I don’t need to know! I don’t want to know! Get lost!”
Feeling a slight breeze blow from that direction, she awkwardly brought her legs together and asked in a shy voice, “Do you want that… that, or not? If not, let’s just go home!”
Chu Qingzi saw her small movement and didn’t stop her, but only after she had covered all the scenery did she shamelessly open her mouth.
“I want to eat. Not just the outside, but also dig deep inside and eat—”
Yu Jiang didn’t give her a chance to continue her lewd talk. She took out the half-pack of tissues from her coat pocket and, with a quick hand, stuffed them into her mouth—
Her ears were finally quiet.
“If you say one more word, then don’t even think about eating!”
As her voice fell, Chu Qingzi, whose mouth had been blocked, spat out the tissues.
The thing fell into the trash can, making a light sound.
The moment the sound disappeared, she leaned over, and her well-defined hands, without a single gap, pressed on Yu Jiang’s knees, which were only protected by the skin-toned leggings.
Her usually just warm palms, at this moment, also changed with their owner’s state of mind. The scorching hot temperature, through the thin layer of stockings, almost melted Yu Jiang’s entire person.
The surface of her fair skin was dyed with a faint pink. The light from above fell on Yu Jiang’s body, making her at this moment look exceptionally sweet and exceptionally delicious.
Yu Jiang didn’t dare to make eye contact with this Chu Qingzi. The thick desire in her eyes was too deep, too terrifying.
In her eyes, she was no longer a person, but a delicious delicacy that she had longed for for tens of thousands of years and had finally waited for.
Yu Jiang’s hands trembled, and she wanted to cover her eyes again.
Just as she had covered them, she heard the other person say in a low voice.
“I want you to open your legs yourself and invite me to eat.”
Yu Jiang instantly lowered her hands. “Get lost! Eat shit!”
Chu Qingzi didn’t speak, but stared at her intently. Her palm, which was pressed against her knee, began to draw circles as if to tease her.
Yu Jiang was so tormented by this faint, itchy feeling that she couldn’t take it anymore. Plus, her gaze was so terrifying it could eat a person. Unable to resist, in the end, she could only bite her lip and, in front of her, bit by bit, reopen the closed door.
In the quiet cubicle, a sound of swallowing could be heard.
That was the sound of desire being completely aroused.
Yu Jiang had already covered her eyes again. She couldn’t see anything, but she could feel the hot air that belonged to Chu Qingzi approaching her.
They sprayed on that delicate skin, like a prairie fire. With a gust of wind, Yu Jiang’s entire leg couldn’t help but tremble.
The raging flame quickly burned to the far corner and finally found the pussy that was nestled here.
The hot air brought by the flame gently patted the pussy, forcing it to open and close and spit out a fine tear, which fell onto the blanket with a plop and was lost.
So sensitive, it was simply fatally seductive.
Chu Qingzi, regretting the tear that had not been rolled into her mouth, had another thought and said in a hoarse voice.
“Wife, I want to tell you its English meaning and what else it means.”
Yu Jiang pretended not to hear and ignored her.
Chu Qingzi would not give up until she achieved her goal. She tried to arouse Yu Jiang’s interest. “Its English meaning also has a very cute meaning. You will definitely like it.”
Yu Jiang couldn’t help but choke her with a sentence.
“I’m not a pervert! Only you would think it’s cute!”
Chu Qingzi’s response was a strange “Meow~”
This meow was very cute, but at this moment, Yu Jiang had no interest in praising it.
She was so scared she quickly lowered her hands, and her gaze began to search.
“Did a cat run in?”
Even if it’s being watched by a small animal, it’s still very shameful, okay!
Chu Qingzi let out a meaningful “mm.”
“It’s a very beautiful little cat.”
Yu Jiang had searched every place in the cubicle where a cat could hide with her eyes, but to no avail.
She puffed up her cheeks and was just about to ask her if she was lying.
Her gaze fell on Chu Qingzi’s face. Seeing her staring at a certain spot without moving, an unnecessary tacit understanding arose at this moment. “The English meaning you’re talking about, it… it wouldn’t be ‘little cat’, would it?”
Chu Qingzi didn’t answer directly, but instead greeted the little cat on her body again, “Meow~”
—Humans always do this when they see a cat on the street.
This cute and strange scene made Yu Jiang a little broken down.
Ahhhhhh!
Who invented this word!!!
Why do two completely unrelated things have to share an English word!
From now on, she will no longer be able to look at any little cat in the world calmly.
Yu Jiang’s little cat was of a very noble breed.
Its pink and white mixed skin color was very rare.
Its sparse* fur was very soft and slightly curled, unable to cover the beautiful skin underneath at all.
This little cat called pussy was originally locked up.
Because a good friend wanted to see it, the cage was opened by Yu Jiang herself.
Pussy had been locked up alone for a long time, which made it a little shy. Hearing the footsteps, it timidly nestled in a corner, not daring to approach.
The other person quickly came in front of it and, towards it, very politely greeted it twice.
“Meow~”
One of the ways cats show affection to humans is to lick their palms.
If the roles were reversed, if a human wanted to show affection to a cat, they could actually do the same.
Chu Qingzi looked at the little cat in front of her, stuck out her tongue, and wanted to smooth out the wrinkles on its face for it.
The moment the tip of her tongue touched, before she could even use any force, she was hit hard on the head.
The one who would scold her like this was naturally only her wife.
Her interest, which had been shattered by this rather forceful blow, Chu Qingzi was not angry, but just extremely depressed.
Did my wife only allow me to touch it this once?
How is that enough?
It wasn’t the first time she had done something “outwardly compliant but inwardly defiant.” At this moment, she could completely act first and report later, and then ask for forgiveness.
But Chu Qingzi knew that other things were fine, but this was not.
In order not to make her wife really angry, she could only aggrievedly pack everything up first.
Chu Qingzi quickly thought of her next step.
She planned to act spoiled to the other person to win more time to enjoy herself.
With that thought, Chu Qingzi put on a good-girl face, looked up, and met the gaze of the silent Yu Jiang.
And then, she got a piece of good news and a piece of bad news.
The good news was that it was not her wife’s intention to hit her.
The bad news was, damn it!!! Wuwuwu, wife, why did you faint again!!!
When the car stopped at the intersection, Yu Jiang came to her senses.
Before she could even see her surroundings clearly, Chu Qingzi’s voice sounded first.
“Wife, are you awake?”
Her memory returned, and Yu Jiang stammered, “Did I faint again just now?”
Hearing this, Chu Qingzi was extremely aggrieved. “Wuwuwu, I hadn’t even started to lick yet, and you fainted. You even hit my head hard, wuwuwu.”
Yu Jiang was a little guilty. “Then I’ll rub it it for you when I get back. Does it still hurt now?”
“Actually, it doesn’t hurt at all. You don’t have to take it to heart. I was just acting spoiled with you~”
Yu Jiang breathed a sigh of relief. The next second, she asked shyly.
“If I faint like this, then in the future, will I not be able to do… do this kind of thing with you?”
Chu Qingzi didn’t answer, but asked in return, “When you first French kissed me, if you accidentally made eye contact, you would also faint. But later, it was fine. Do you know how many times you kissed me before you could finally remain calm?”
Yu Jiang: “Don’t tell me you counted?”
“Bingbong! You’re so smart, wife~ you guessed right~ it was exactly the thirty-first time~”
Yu Jiang did not feel happy. She guessed a certain possibility, and her expression stiffened. “Don’t tell me you’re going to make me faint thirty times too?”
Fainting once was five minutes. Thirty times would be one hundred and fifty minutes, which, added up, was exactly two and a half hours.
Although she didn’t have a headache every time she fainted, Yu Jiang was still very resistant.
She protested repeatedly, “No, no, no. I don’t want to! I’ll die of exhaustion if I keep fainting!”
After speaking, she reluctantly made a concession. “If it’s just fainting thirty times, then I’ll just faint once a day. That way, after thirty days, it’ll be fine.”
Chu Qingzi reminded her, “Wife, thirty days is too long. Have you forgotten? There’s also your period!”
Yu Jiang: “Then at most it’s thirty-seven days. We originally said we’d wait a month before we did these things. What’s this called, all roads lead to Rome?”
Chu Qingzi began to whimper, “You can’t. Wuwuwu, I’ve already touched it once. I’ve been so hooked by your little cat that I can’t take it anymore, wuwuwu. If I have to wait so long to eat the whole little cat, I’ll really go crazy, wuwuwu.”
Yu Jiang: “…”
She held her forehead. “Can you not use ‘little cat’?”
“If I don’t use ‘little cat’, then I can only use the second English letter.”
Yu Jiang: “…”
She surrendered!
Little cat it is. Anyway, I already have Mimi. One more English cat is no big deal!
Chu Qingzi continued to act spoiled, “Wuwuwu, wife, please. Can you think of another way? Thirty-seven days is really not okay. I’m really going to die, wuwuwu.”
Yu Jiang was so annoyed by her nagging that she had to give in again. “Twice a day. That way, we only have to wait another fifteen days. It’s only two weeks. That should be no problem, right?”
Chu Qingzi refused. “Wuwuwu, it’s two weeks and one day. It’s still so long. Wuwuwu, wife, I can’t. Wuwuwu, fifteen days, I really can’t, wuwuwu.”
Yu Jiang: “…”
She used the fiercest tone to say the most indulgent words.
“Three times a day. No more! If you dare to say one more word, I’m not going to care about you anymore!”
Chu Qingzi quit while she was ahead and confessed stickily.
“Wuwuwu, you’re the best to me, wife~ I love you so much~ I love you, wife~~~”
Yu Jiang huffed. “You’re only good at times like these! Find a place to stop. I’m hungry. I want to eat something.”
“Okay~”
The car stopped by the roadside.
The night wind blew into the car through the window and soon, with a smell of barbecue, drifted out.
Yu Jiang was sitting in the back seat eating barbecue. Every time she took a bite, she would casually feed the remaining half to Chu Qingzi, who was playing with her phone on the side.
After she finished, she would take it back and continue to bite a new piece.
She had no interest in what Chu Qingzi was doing. Just as she was about to take out her phone to watch a short video to go with her meal, a hand reached out in front of her.
“You can pick, wife.”
Yu Jiang looked closely and, after seeing the content displayed on the screen, was confused. “Didn’t you say that everything in the new house was just bought? Why are you buying new bedsheets again?”
“We’ll need them in a few days. We can buy them first, so we can wash and dry them in advance, and then we can use them directly.”
Yu Jiang subconsciously asked, “Is there something happening in a few days? Even if we really need to change them, shouldn’t we replace the whole set of bedding?”
Chu Qingzi: “Won’t we be able to eat your little cat in ten days? I’m going to eat it fiercely for a whole night then! You have so much water. You’ll definitely spray—”
For the first time, Yu Jiang felt that roasted buns were a good thing.
She took all the bun slices from the skewer at once, made a large one, and unceremoniously stuffed it directly into Chu Qingzi’s dirty mouth.
“Get lost! Didn’t you see I was eating!”
Chu Qingzi didn’t dare to speak anymore. She silently took out the bun and ate it in small bites.
Then, she ingratiatingly rubbed against Yu Jiang.
“Wife, I’ve obediently eaten everything myself. Now can you choose the bedsheets?”
Yu Jiang: “…”
Two seconds later, “Whatever you want!”
Hearing that this meant she was allowed to eat for a whole night, Chu Qingzi quickly took out a few wet wipes, wiped the barbecue sauce from her lips, and happily planted a few kisses on her cheek.
“Thank you, wife! I love you the most, wife! Muah muah muah!”
Yu Jiang rolled her eyes, not planning to pay any more attention to her. She picked up a new skewer of beef and was about to eat.
After she opened her mouth, she first warned her.
“Usually, it’s fine if you say these messy things, but from now on, you’re not allowed to say them when I’m eating anything. You hear! If you dare to say one more word, you’re done for!”
“Then can I say them when I’m drinking water?”
Yu Jiang glared at her. “You tell me?! Drinking water, drinking milk, drinking drinks, all are not allowed!”
“Okay, whatever you say, wife. I’ll remember~”
Chu Qingzi glanced at the beef skewer in her hand and blurted out another sentence.
“Wife, I don’t want to eat barbecue anymore.”
“Then I’ll eat it myself.” The remaining portion was not much, and she could finish it by herself.
“That’s not what I mean.” Chu Qingzi put down her phone and made a pitiful puppy face. “I didn’t get to eat the little cat just now. I really want to eat Mimi now. Can I eat Mimi?”
Yu Jiang’s heart was very hard. “Get lost! Go eat air!”
Chu Qingzi began to act spoiled. “Wife~ please~ I promise! I definitely won’t waste your time~ you can continue to eat barbecue just like now~ you don’t have to take care of me. I’ll drill in and eat by myself~ that way, you eat barbecue, and I eat Mimi. We’ll divide the work and cooperate to make the most of our time. Okay, wife~”
Divide the work and cooperate, my big head!
Yu Jiang really wanted to call this person’s elementary, middle, and high school Chinese teachers.
If the Chinese teachers knew that these very proper words and sentences were being used so recklessly by this person, who knows if they would be so angry their heads would smoke.
“Get lost! Do you think my brain and Mimi are separate? If you’re eating there, can I not be affected!”
Yu Jiang was so angry she started to speak without thinking.
She had actually started to say such improper things about Mimi!
It’s all this person’s fault!!!
Chu Qingzi was like a piece of sticky candy and couldn’t be chased away.
She shamelessly continued to plead, “Then I’ll eat after you’re done with the barbecue, okay, wuwuwu? I can’t eat the little cat, so just let me have a few more bites of Mimi. Please, wife, wuwuwu. Otherwise, I’ll really have insomnia tonight, wuwuwu.”
Yu Jiang: “…”
The result of being soft-hearted once again was that both Mimi and pussy had suffered.
Mimi was not only eaten, but also kneaded and rubbed.
As for the pussy that had not been touched, it had cried out in empathy.
Back at home, Yu Jiang was finally firm for once.
She chased Chu Qingzi, who wanted to shower with her, out of the bathroom.
Having rarely tasted the fruit of victory, Yu Jiang was so happy she sang the whole time.
After showing off her singing voice, she changed into her pajamas and came out to find someone.
Soon, she saw Chu Qingzi in the living room, buried in her phone.
The other person noticed her presence at the first opportunity and invited her to sit in her lap and help her choose things.
What things, Yu Jiang still did not know.
Her reason for refusing was another.
“You go take a shower first. Otherwise, you’re not allowed to touch me!”
Chu Qingzi, who had been chased away to take a shower, soon came out of the bathroom.
At this time, Yu Jiang had already returned to her bedroom.
Seeing that she had changed into clean pajamas, she allowed her to hug her.
Chu Qingzi, who had successfully held her dear wife in her arms, leaned against the headboard and began to show her the “spoils of war” she had carefully selected.
“Wife, these are the few pairs of panties I just picked out. I like them all very much, but after all, you’re the one who’s going to wear them, so I think I should still let you choose. Take a look, wife. If you think they’re okay, I’ll place the order. If you don’t like them, then you can just delete them.”
Yu Jiang was too shy to look.
What are these!!!
Just this little bit of fabric, can it really cover anything?
She directly broke free from Chu Qingzi’s arms. Her movements were so fast that even Chu Qingzi didn’t react.
By the time Chu Qingzi came back to her senses and wanted to grab her back, Yu Jiang’s head had already drilled out from the other end of the blanket.
She stopped all of Chu Qingzi’s movements with a simple sentence.
“Get lost! Don’t ask me about this kind of thing! Whatever you want!”
After speaking, she shyly kicked Chu Qingzi lightly with her foot under the blanket.
“Get my phone for me.”
If it weren’t for this person’s reminder, she would have almost forgotten that she still hadn’t checked which holidays there were!
