Chapter 47: Forty-Seven p2
The night grew deeper.
Yu Jiang was held in Chu Qingzi’s arms.
After the routine pre-sleep French kiss, Chu Qingzi suddenly spoke.
“Wife, I thought of a possibility.”
A sentence with no head or tail made Yu Jiang feel completely at a loss.
“What is it?”
The lights were already out. Yu Jiang’s vision was blocked, and she couldn’t see her expression, only hear her voice.
“The reason you fainted just now might have been because of the environment.
“At that time, we were in the mall’s restroom. That’s a public place. You would definitely be highly nervous to feel everything in that environment.
“Now we’re in our own home. Whether it’s safety or privacy, it’s the highest.
“I think if you let me eat it again now, there will definitely be no problem. So, wife, can you let me try again?”
After Chu Qingzi finished speaking, she began to play the emotional card.
“Wuwuwu, wife, please~ I feel like I’m being bitten by bugs all over my body right now. It’s so uncomfortable, wuwuwu.
“I really feel like I’m going to die, wuwuwu. If I can’t eat your little cat, I’ll definitely have insomnia tonight, wuwuwu.
“Wife, just spoil me one more time~ I’ve only had insomnia once in my life. Wuwuwu, can you really bear to let me have insomnia again?”
Yu Jiang really wanted to ruthlessly answer that she could.
How could she not know this person?
Chu Qingzi’s mouth, a liar’s ghost!
How could she really have insomnia just because she couldn’t do this kind of thing!
If she really believed it, then she would be the stupidest idiot in the world!
Before she retorted, Yu Jiang asked a question.
“You’ve really only had insomnia once in your life? Then you probably didn’t have insomnia during the college entrance exam. Was it the day before the scores were released?”
“You guessed wrong, wife. It was neither~”
“You didn’t even have insomnia on such an important day as the college entrance exam. Then what was the reason for your insomnia?”
Chu Qingzi: “The night of our first meeting, I didn’t sleep at all.”
Yu Jiang: “…”
She shouldn’t have asked that.
Yu Jiang didn’t want to ask anymore, but Chu Qingzi was in the mood to talk.
She first apologized.
“I’m sorry, wife. I did something wrong that day.”
Yu Jiang: …
“Weren’t you wearing a little camisole at that time? Actually, from my angle, I could just see a little. I was a little excited and had insomnia that night. I’m sorry, wife. It was me who was a little horny. Your little camisole is very beautiful. Of course, your Mimi is even more beautiful!”
Yu Jiang really wanted to slap this person in the face.
“Get lost! Don’t flatter yourself! Where do you get the face to say you’re only a little horny?”
A person who, when you peel off the gentle outer skin, is all yellow and mushy inside, has the audacity to call themselves a little perverted?
It’s clearly pure, unadulterated filth!!!
Yu Jiang thought of the description she had just learned from Chi Jing a while ago and unhesitatingly gave it to her.
“A bad person like you is like a persimmon in September!”
Chu Qingzi humbly asked for advice, “Wife, what does that mean?”
Yu Jiang let out a cold huff. “A persimmon in September is both yellow and astringent!”
She remembered the past from this and finally solved the confusion from that time.
“No wonder the second time I wanted to wear that camisole, you kept finding reasons not to let me. At that time, if I hadn’t seen that you were so good-looking, I would have thought you were some kind of person with a strong fatherly taste.”
Chu Qingzi rubbed against her. “I’m not that kind of person~ I just don’t want others to see~ it’s getting late now, wife~ let’s not talk about other things for now. Let’s talk about the little cat, okay?”
“You’re the one who brought it up!”
“It’s my fault. It’s all my fault! I apologize to you. I’m sorry, wife~ then can I eat the little cat now?”
Yu Jiang hesitated for a while and still agreed.
But she was not at ease and asked her to get her phone.
“You record it yourself. You’re only allowed to do it once later. If you dare to do it more than once, then don’t even think about touching me for the next three months!”
Chu Qingzi: “Whatever you say, wife! I’ll be super good this time! I absolutely won’t eat another bite!”
After speaking, she got up to get her phone.
After she had finished recording on the spot, she put the thing back on the bedside table and asked, “Wife, do you want the lights on~”
Yu Jiang: “No.”
Chu Qingzi’s night vision was very strong. Even in the dark of night where you couldn’t see your hand in front of your face, she could see everything clearly.
So Yu Jiang was not worried about whether she would be able to find her way later.
The reason she didn’t turn on the lights was for her own sake.
—That way, she wouldn’t have to deliberately cover her eyes like she had not long ago.
Tonight’s second round of the cat-eating game officially began.
Chu Qingzi had been waiting for this mouthful for too long, and with the experience in the public restroom just now, she, who had tasted the sweetness, really had no patience for foreplay.
Yu Jiang didn’t need this foreplay either. She only had one thought in her mind now—”get it over with quickly.”
Soon, the last piece of covering was removed.
Before Chu Qingzi could even see the little cat’s appearance, she had already impatiently licked it.
After just one taste, she calmly withdrew her tongue.
She liked to eat her wife’s little cat.
But she also hoped that when she was eating the little cat, she could hear the pleasant sound that would make her excited, which was made because the little cat was being taken care of very well.
“Wife, is this too hard?”
No one answered.
Realizing a certain possibility, Chu Qingzi looked over cautiously.
What came into view was Yu Jiang’s quiet and peaceful appearance, with her eyes closed and sound asleep.
Chu Qingzi was a little broken down.
Ahhhhhh!
Wife, why did you faint again!!!
She walked off the bed with tears in her eyes to pick up the pajama pants that had accidentally fallen to the floor.
Then she resignedly put everything back in place for her.
After doing all this, Chu Qingzi curled up on the side and silently turned into a wilted little mushroom.
Five minutes later, the bell of consciousness rang on time.
Just as Yu Jiang had opened her eyes, Chu Qingzi spoke listlessly.
“You fainted again.”
The lights were not on in the room, and Yu Jiang couldn’t see anything.
But she could tell from her voice that at this moment, Chu Qingzi must look both aggrieved and pitiful.
Yu Jiang should have comforted her first.
But she also felt a little inexplicably like laughing. In the end, she couldn’t hold it in and let out a laugh.
The moment the laugh came out, Chu Qingzi instantly broke down.
“You don’t feel sorry for me at all, wuwuwu. You’re even laughing at me, wuwuwu. My heart is going to break, wuwuwu.”
Yu Jiang forced herself to stop laughing and, based on her voice, judged her current position.
Then she got up and came to her side.
After she had touched her head, she gently rubbed it as if to comfort her.
She thought for a moment and proposed a perfect suggestion.
“If it really doesn’t work, then you can just do it yourself after I faint.”
She had thought that Chu Qingzi would be very happy to agree, but she was even sadder.
“No, wuwuwu. Then wouldn’t that be rape? I’m just a simple pervert. I’m not a criminal, wuwuwu.”
Yu Jiang didn’t have any other better ideas and even thought of a possibility that, for Chu Qingzi, was no different from a devastating disaster.
“This kind of thing is definitely more stimulating than kissing. Kissing requires me to faint thirty times to get used to it. Then will this kind of thing not just require fainting thirty times? Or even more seriously, what if I can’t get used to it in this lifetime? Then you’re not planning to do it yourself after I faint?”
The air was stagnant for two seconds. Then, Chu Qingzi threw herself into Yu Jiang’s arms and really cried.
She cried so heartbrokenly that it made one want to cry with her.
Seeing her like this also made Yu Jiang feel bad. She gently patted her on the back, stroked her head, and also took the initiative to kiss her.
This comfort was of little effect.
The thought that she might really not be able to eat Yu Jiang’s little cat made Chu Qingzi truly heartbroken.
Yu Jiang really had no choice but to endure her shyness and take the initiative to say, “I’ll… I’ll let you eat Mimi. Don’t cry.”
Chu Qingzi’s crying instantly stopped.
Then she pulled away from Yu Jiang’s arms and said with a sob.
“Then you have to hold them and feed them to me.”
Yu Jiang: “…”
Not getting a response, she started to whimper again, “Wuwuwu, I can’t eat the little cat. I feel so bad. Wuwuwu, I’m really going to die of pain. What if I really can’t eat it for the rest of my life, wuwu—”
Yu Jiang: “I know, I know! After you’re done eating, you can shut up and go to sleep peacefully. We’ll talk about other things tomorrow. Got it?”
Chu Qingzi: “Wuwuwu, okay. Whatever you say, wife.”
A moment later.
Chu Qingzi, who was crying like a pear blossom in the rain, opened her mouth and bit into the Mimi that Yu Jiang had personally fed her.
She quickly let go and began to make requests.
“Wife, I want to suck your nipple. It’s not hard yet. Could you help rub it a little?”
Yu Jiang: “Don’t push your luck!”
“Wuwuwu, I feel so bad. The thought of me—”
“Shut up!”
The first request was met, and Chu Qingzi shamelessly said the second.
She wanted Yu Jiang to press her two Mimi together, to see if she could eat both at once.
After dealing with all her requests, it was half an hour later.
Yu Jiang, who was so tired she had no strength left to curse, was carried into the bathroom and began to experience the exclusive aftercare service provided by Chu Qingzi.
She looked at the other’s still-red eyes and was both helpless and amused.
“Are you a little kid? How can you cry like this over such a thing?”
Chu Qingzi defended herself, “This is not a small thing. For me, this is a huge thing!”
Yu Jiang’s smile disappeared, and her expression became serious. “Then if it really doesn’t work in this lifetime, what do you plan to do?”
Chu Qingzi also answered very seriously.
“Then forget it. As long as I can be with you, even if I don’t do anything else, I’m very satisfied.”
Yu Jiang: “Since you can be satisfied without doing these things, then let’s just have a platonic relationship in the future.”
Of course, Chu Qingzi was not willing. “No! This is just the worst-case scenario. And if the little cat is not okay, isn’t there still the mouth and Mimi? Besides the feet, I like every part of your body and can also eat them.”
Yu Jiang thought deeper, and her face instantly stiffened. “The butt is not okay!”
Chu Qingzi kissed her fiercely in frustration. “I don’t kiss butts!”
Only then was Yu Jiang at ease. Seeing that everything was tidied up, she wanted her to carry her back to her room. “Alright, let’s go back to sleep.”
“You haven’t liked me yet!”
So Yu Jiang took the initiative to kiss her and gave her a late-night confession for the day.
Chu Qingzi didn’t carry her back, because her wicked thoughts had popped up again.
“Wife~ can you let me try again?”
Yu Jiang wanted to hit her. “No! I don’t want to faint now. If I have to faint, I’ll faint during the day!”
“Not like just now, but in a different way.”
Yu Jiang: …
Chu Qingzi: “This time I won’t use my mouth. I’ll use my hand, okay?”
Afraid that Yu Jiang would misunderstand, she immediately added.
“I’ll just rub. I definitely won’t go in!”
“Get lost! If my mouth isn’t okay, how can my hand be okay!”
Chu Qingzi: “My mouth is softer than my hand. If I rub your face with my hand and kiss your face with my mouth, you’ll definitely feel that the latter is a little more itchy, right? Your little cat is even more sensitive than your face. If I use my mouth, of course it’ll be even more unbearable. So just let me try again with my hand~”
After speaking, she threw herself into Yu Jiang’s arms and rubbed hard.
“Just let me try~ please, wife, wuwuwu. If it still doesn’t work, I won’t try again today, okay~”
Yu Jiang couldn’t resist her coquettish offensive and, half-pushed, half-willing, finally relented.
When everything was ready, Yu Jiang finally reacted and suddenly opened her mouth.
“Wait a minute! I’ve already tried so many times today. You—”
Yu Jiang’s voice came to an abrupt halt.
Yes, she had fainted again.
The moment Chu Qingzi’s middle finger touched the little cat’s nose, she knew that this attempt had failed again.
She stared at that long finger for two seconds, then came close and sniffed.
It was Yu Jiang’s scent.
Chu Qingzi didn’t dare to eat it.
She knew that if she really touched it, her desire would be completely uncontrollable.
The shadow of failing to eat the little cat loomed over her until the next day.
Chu Qingzi, who was cooking in the kitchen, was listless.
Yu Jiang, just like yesterday, sat on the chair and kept her company.
Seeing the gloomy clouds floating above her head, she helplessly opened WeChat and made an appointment.
She didn’t know what kind of illness this was. After a moment’s thought, she first made an appointment with a psychiatrist.
Yu Jiang put down her phone and was just about to put her attention back on the other person.
Unexpectedly, Chu Qingzi on the other end, because her expression was a little dazed, was not paying attention, and the sharp kitchen knife directly cut her hand.
Seeing this, Yu Jiang was immediately startled. “I’ll go get the first-aid kit. You wait for me!”
When she came back in a hurry with the things, Chu Qingzi was already sitting obediently on the chair waiting for her.
“Wife, I’ll do it myself.”
Yu Jiang was just about to say that she was still being stubborn at a time like this when her gaze fell on her hand, and she was stunned.
On Chu Qingzi’s injured hand, besides a very obvious wound, there was nothing else.
Yu Jiang was a little confused.
“Am I seeing things? Why didn’t I see a single drop of blood?”
Chu Qingzi’s face was calm.
“There is blood. It’s just that you can’t see it.
“I’m sorry, wife. I forgot to tell you. Didn’t you misunderstand that I had menopause at that time? Actually, I can see the blood myself.
“Later, after I went home for the National Day holiday, I had my mom help me do an experiment.
“The result was as I had guessed. A ghost’s blood, human eyes can’t see.”
Yu Jiang: …
Yu Jiang: ?
Yu Jiang: ??
She asked with a tremble, “Are… are… are you not human?”
Chu Qingzi was struck by lightning.
She almost instantly reacted. It turned out that Yu Jiang had not really remembered everything at that time.
But what she had forgotten was the most crucial sentence.
Chu Qingzi knew how much she was afraid of ghosts. The thought of this made her expression become exceptionally ugly with the great panic that arose in her heart.
Her voice suddenly aged by several decades, dry and hoarse, making one’s heart ache.
“I’m not human anymore. I’m a ghost now.”
She shed tears silently. Her eyes, which had turned red in an instant from extreme sadness, made her self-introduction even more convincing.
“If I’m a ghost, then will you… not dare to like me anymore?”
Yu Jiang did not respond.
Because she had fainted directly.
Usually, she would wake up in just five minutes. This time, it was a little longer. She only woke up after twenty minutes.
After she was clear-headed, everything was completely clear.
Perhaps it was because her subconscious knew she was afraid of ghosts, so at that time, in the process of memory restoration, to protect her, it had directly erased this matter.
At the same time, she also slowly realized some things—
The nameless pervert could always, from a third-person perspective, take some pictures of Chu Qingzi.
Chu Qingzi did not play on her phone in front of her, but the nameless pervert in her phone could always reply to her messages in a second.
These two days, she had been so tightly pestered by that person that she had no time at all to think about these bug-like details.
Wait a minute.
Yu Jiang finally discovered something was wrong.
Where was Chu Qingzi?
Every time she fainted and then woke up, the other person would always be by her side.
This time, she was not in the room.
The last question she had heard before she fainted rang in her ears. Yu Jiang’s heart tightened, and she panicked and quickly got out of bed to find the person.
Just as she had stepped on the floor, she was thrown back onto the bed by Chu Qingzi, who had rushed in from outside the door.
Her speed was too fast, so fast that even an afterimage could not be seen.
By the time Yu Jiang reacted, the only thought she had was a sigh of relief.
Chu Qingzi, who was buried in her arms, had already started to cry.
“Wuwuwu, you still can’t break up with me. I don’t want to break up with you, wuwuwu.
“Although I’m a ghost, I don’t harm people, wuwuwu. I also don’t eat people. I won’t do anything bad, wuwuwu.
“Don’t be afraid of me, okay? I really can’t be without you, wuwuwu.
“Please, don’t break up with me, okay?”
She spoke so quickly and densely that Yu Jiang couldn’t get a word in for a moment.
She simply gave up speaking, directly raised her hand, and ruffled the head that was pressed against her heart.
Chu Qingzi’s crying instantly stopped.
Yu Jiang finally found a chance to speak.
She said firmly and gently, “My answer is still the same as before. Because it’s you, even if you’re a ghost, it doesn’t matter.”
The stopped crying sounded again.
This time, Yu Jiang was not worried anymore. She could tell that this was not a sad wail of being worried about being abandoned, but a cry of joy after being firmly chosen.
In the bathroom.
Yu Jiang sat in her old seat—the sink.
Chu Qingzi stood in front of her, with red and swollen eyes, obediently letting Yu Jiang do as she pleased.
Yu Jiang had not forgotten that her hand was injured. She first lowered her gaze to look at it. Seeing that a band-aid had already been applied to the wound, she was relieved and began to wipe her face.
She had many questions she wanted to ask, but there was no hurry. They had a lot of time and could ask them one by one.
“If I remember correctly, the day the secret crush misunderstanding was cleared up, I mentioned the matter of menopause, right? At that time, in your eyes, I already knew everything. Then why didn’t you explain it to me at that time?”
Chu Qingzi had returned to her thick-skinned self. She acted spoiled in a soft voice, “Because I didn’t think it was important. What you said at that time, the main point was also in the latter half of the sentence.”
Yu Jiang thought so too. Now that she mentioned this topic, she would naturally think of her previous thoughts and couldn’t help but let out a laugh.
“No wonder you still used sanitary pads every month after that. I thought you had menopause too early and had an obsession with it, so I didn’t dare to say much about it, just worried I would provoke you.”
Chu Qingzi leaned over and gave her a kiss. “You’re so considerate, wife~ you’re so good to me~ thank you, wife~”
Yu Jiang looked at her, her expression full of heartbreak. “So when did you become a ghost? Were you already a ghost before I met you?”
“No. I died at the beginning of this semester.”
“The beginning of the semester?” Yu Jiang remembered. “So you took leave at that time not because you were sick, but because you suddenly died?”
“Yes.” Chu Qingzi nodded.
She smiled gently and took the initiative to say.
“Next, do you want to ask me how I died at that time?”