After Being Pestered by My Gloomy and Clingy Roommate 60p3

Chapter 60: Post-Marriage “What If” Extra 10-3

Yu Jiang decided to try one last time.

She stared at Chu Qingzi’s phone screen. After it had automatically turned off, she immediately sent a question mark to the task administrator.

The phone on the side lit up again.

Yu Jiang had almost already confirmed a certain possibility. Just in case, she still unlocked Chu Qingzi’s lock screen.

The truth she had long since guessed was completely revealed in front of her.

This was a WeChat side account with only one contact.

The all-too-familiar chat history proved that the perverted psycho who had been frequently harassing her and at the same time threatening her to do all sorts of bottomless tasks was her trusted bed partner.

Yu Jiang’s first reaction was not fear, but to take this evidence and directly confront Chu Qingzi.

She walked into the kitchen angrily. Before she could open her mouth to question her, Chu Qingzi, who saw what she was holding, spoke first.

“Wife, you saw?”

Seeing her so calm, the point of Yu Jiang’s anger instantly changed.

“What’s with this attitude? Now that I’ve caught you lying to me all this time! How can you have this kind of indifferent attitude!”

The meat in the pot was just cooked. After Chu Qingzi had turned off the fire, she very skillfully threw herself over and hugged her, pretending to be scared and pleading.

“I’m sorry. It’s my fault. I shouldn’t have done this. I was wrong, wife. I’ll never dare to again. Will you forgive me?”

Yu Jiang pushed her away with annoyance. “Stop acting. Is the food done?”

Chu Qingzi’s face was obedient. “It’s just done. Are you hungry?”

“Don’t be so cheeky. I haven’t forgiven you yet. After I’ve eaten, I’ll settle the score with you!”

Chu Qingzi quickly wiped the smile from her face and coaxed her ingratiatingly, “Then you can go wash your hands first~ I’ll help you get your food~”

After dinner, Yu Jiang continued to stay in the dining room.

Only after Chu Qingzi had put all the bowls and chopsticks into the dishwasher and manually cleaned up the kitchen did she go back to the bedroom with her, puffed up with anger.

Yu Jiang asked directly.

“Is this a special green//hat//fetish of yours? You like to watch this kind of thing from a third-person perspective?”

Chu Qingzi was a little surprised.

“I thought you would first ask me if I’m a psycho~”

Yu Jiang rolled her eyes. “Do I still need to ask if you’re a psycho?”

Chu Qingzi happily hugged her and rubbed against her. “You know me so well. I’m so happy~”

Yu Jiang slapped her away. “Get lost. I’m settling the score with you. Sit properly for me! Answer my question first!”

Chu Qingzi sat up straight and began to explain for herself.

“Please rest assured, wife! I don’t have a green//hat//fetish, nor do I have any other strange fetishes. I’m just a simple and ordinary pervert.”

“Don’t use such a clean word to describe your lewdness!” Yu Jiang stabbed her with a sentence, her face full of suspicion. “You really don’t have this kind of special fetish? Then why did you deliberately create such an inhuman identity?”

“When we first got married, didn’t we have a misunderstanding in this area? I thought at that time that you hated me doing this kind of thing.”

Yu Jiang naturally remembered. “Since you already misunderstood that I didn’t like it, how did you still dare to make such a request?”

Chu Qingzi was aggrieved. “Because I really couldn’t hold it in. We’ve been married for so long, and I can only simply kiss you every day. I was really going crazy.”

She remembered to eat but not to be beaten, and couldn’t help but come over and rub against Yu Jiang again. “You’re so fragrant, so soft, so delicious. At that time, I could only hold you and sleep purely every day. It was really hard for me to endure!”

“So you originally wanted to use that identity to make me accept doing this kind of thing with you bit by bit?”

“You’re so smart, wife. I’ll reward you with a kiss~”

“Get lost!” Yu Jiang slapped away her mischievous mouth.

“I understand this. Then what about later? I remember the first time I did a task, the misunderstanding was cleared up, right?”

Chu Qingzi’s face was innocent. “Later, it was because I wanted you to take the initiative to do these things, so I…”

Yu Jiang: “…”

“But I quickly realized my mistake!

“Do you still remember, wife? When I contacted you with my side account, I originally said I would pester you for a month before I left.

“Now it hasn’t even been a month, and I’ve already taken the initiative to show my hand and let the smart you catch me.

“Wife~ see, I’ve obediently confessed. Just forgive me~ okay?”

Yu Jiang angrily pinched her ear. “If I were really angry, do you think you could still be here explaining to me? I would have kicked you downstairs to sleep in the trash can long ago!”

Chu Qingzi, who knew she had escaped another disaster, quickly hugged her and rubbed against her.

“You’re the best, wife~ I love you so much~ to be able to meet you is really the luckiest thing in my life~”

Yu Jiang was a little softened by her words and didn’t push her away like the previous few times.

“So, what did you do with all those videos I sent you?”

Chu Qingzi took out her phone from her pocket, opened the photo album, handed it to her, and gestured for her to see for herself.

“I’ve saved them all in here. Don’t worry, wife! No one else will ever see these. I’m keeping them all for my own appreciation!”

Yu Jiang casually opened one of them.

The video was indeed the video she had filmed, but the picture was a bit different.

Looking at the high-definition □□ of the greedy little cat swallowing and spitting out a strawberry on the screen, Yu Jiang even gritted her back teeth.

“Where’s the mosaic?!!”

Chu Qingzi confessed honestly, “That software was actually something I paid someone to make. It can both add a mosaic with one click and remove it with one click.”

Yu Jiang: “…”

Chu Qingzi asked very bravely, “Now that you know I’m a pervert, can you still take the initiative to do these things for me to see in the future?”

She acted spoiled in a soft voice, “I like to eat the little cat myself, and I also like you to take the initiative to feed the little cat to me in various ways. If you don’t let me eat it, then you can just play with the little cat for me to see. I just have this one small wish. Just satisfy me, okay?”

Yu Jiang was pestered for dozens of sentences and finally nodded.

“On your birthday, you can. Other times, you can’t!”

Chu Qingzi was not satisfied and continued to act spoiled, pushing her luck.

“One day a year is too little. I don’t want to~ please, wife. Just a few more days~ just on holidays in the future, okay? There aren’t many holidays in a year. Good wife~ just let me have my way, okay?”

Yu Jiang, who had been completely manipulated, was once again persuaded.

Chu Qingzi was overjoyed.

She was so excited she wanted to kiss her. Halfway there, her mouth was blocked again.

She was so aggrieved she was about to cry. “Didn’t we already settle the score? Why are you not letting me kiss you?”

“This score is settled. What about the others?”

“Huh?” She quickly proved her innocence. “You have to believe me, wife! I really don’t have any other side accounts, nor have I made any other mistakes. Really! You have to believe me!!!”

“I mean, are there any other things you’re hiding from me? Anything, big or small.”

Yu Jiang was just asking casually. If this person said no, then this page would be completely turned over.

She had even thought of a way for Chu Qingzi to answer, but in the end, the person in question fell silent.

Yu Jiang was surprised. “There really is? Have you done something even more perverted?”

She paused and said with a flushed face, “I saw you secretly licking my panties last time. If it’s this kind of thing, then you don’t have to say it. But this is so dirty. You should stop licking them in the future.”

Chu Qingzi quickly pressed, “But if I don’t eat it, I’ll be very greedy. Then in the future, the two times I help you comfort your little cat with my fingers, instead of wiping with a tissue, can you let me lick it directly with my tongue, okay?”

“Then in the future, you’re not allowed to lick anything else. It’s so dirty!”

“Okay! Whatever you say, wife! Thank you, wife~ I love you so much, wife~ I love you the most~”

Yu Jiang gave her a delicate glare and brought the topic back. “So the more perverted thing you were talking about, is it this?”

Chu Qingzi’s expression became serious. “No.”

Yu Jiang: “Then what did you want to say?”

Chu Qingzi pondered for a moment and said solemnly.

“I think it would be better to talk about this during the day. Can you wait a few more hours? I’ll tell you tomorrow at noon, okay?”

Yu Jiang’s curiosity was completely piqued. “What is it? Why are you being so mysterious? You can’t say it at night, you have to say it during the day?”

She made a casual joke, “You’re not a ghost, are you? Don’t tell me you’re afraid of—”

“I am.”

Yu Jiang was choked.

Yu Jiang was confused.

Yu Jiang screamed.

“Ah?!!”

She forced herself to be calm. “I know a lecherous//ghost is also a ghost. Don’t tell this kind of cold joke at a time like this.”

Chu Qingzi knew that no amount of verbal explanation would be meaningful.

She directly grabbed Yu Jiang’s hand and asked, “Wife, do you feel it?”

Yu Jiang was only confused for a second before she was scared pale by the extreme cold she felt in her palm.

It was very obvious that this was definitely not a body temperature that a living person could have.

Her reaction was too strong, which made Chu Qingzi also become less confident.

“Now that you know my biggest secret, are you afraid of me?”

Yu Jiang heard the brokenness in her voice. She didn’t say anything, but took the initiative to hold her face and kissed her gently and firmly.

She silently poured her thoughts into this kiss—

If it’s you, then even if you’re a ghost, it doesn’t matter.

Chu Qingzi was stunned for a moment. When she came back to her senses, she immediately turned the tables and turned this simple, comforting peck into a lingering, passionate French kiss.

When it was over, the buttons of Yu Jiang’s pajamas had already been unbuttoned to her Mimi.

Chu Qingzi had lost control for a moment and had eaten her Mimi until they were covered in wet saliva.

She did not stop there. Her courage grew, and she began to eye the little cat that was well-hidden.

Her dark and hoarse voice, like a witch in a fairy tale, seduced the lost traveler.

“Do you know about ice and fire, wife? It will be very comfortable. Let me try it, okay?”

Yu Jiang’s mind was full of paste, and she had no rationality to judge what she was saying.

Sensing a bit of warmth crawling towards the place where the little cat was, she instinctively wanted to escape.

Chu Qingzi quickly and deftly pressed down on the little cat.

Although it was through a thin layer of cloth, it was enough to make its owner lose the strength to break free.

She shamelessly said to herself.

“Since you’ve tacitly agreed, then now, I’ll feed the cute little cat a popsicle first~”

After eating the cold, she ate the hot. After eating the hot, she stuffed in the cold.

There were a total of two that could be eaten, so the cold and the hot could also be eaten together.

When the little cat was so full it couldn’t eat anymore, Chu Qingzi finally let it go, not yet satisfied.

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Yu Jiang was furious this time.

She directly chased Chu Qingzi out of the door and told her to go sleep in the trash can downstairs.

Chu Qingzi knew she had committed a capital crime. She didn’t dare to beg for mercy and really closed the door and left.

Two minutes later, she received a call from Yu Jiang.

“Get back up here!”

Chu Qingzi knew she was not completely calm yet. She coaxed her in a good-natured tone until a little after ten, and finally, she was coaxed.

Then she carried her into the bathroom and began to give her the full-body cleaning she hadn’t had just now.

There was a bathtub in the bathroom.

Every week, Chu Qingzi could at most beg for one bath.

Yu Jiang didn’t like to bathe with her in the bathtub, because this person would always take the opportunity to do something.

The excuse she found was particularly bad.

She said the water was too slippery, and her fingers, soaked in the water, had accidentally slipped into the little cat’s mouth, which was also “human nature.”

Therefore, Yu Jiang had cursed at her quite a bit.

But no matter how harshly she cursed, it was useless.

This person’s face was as thick as bulletproof glass. No matter how Yu Jiang cursed, she would just let it go in one ear and out the other and lie down and take it.

The next time, she would “accidentally” make the same mistake again.

Today was not a bathtub day. The two of them went to the shower area.

For a rare moment, Chu Qingzi was obedient. She didn’t make any small movements, but just simply helped her dear wife shower.

After washing and returning to the bedroom, Yu Jiang blurted out a sentence.

“Then won’t you be unable to die in this lifetime? After I die, will you go find the next ‘Yu Jiang’?”

Chu Qingzi had known her for so long and had never said a harsh word to her.

If biting Mimi didn’t count as hurting her, she had also never hurt her.

At this moment, hearing her ask this, she “hit” her for the first time—with a very light force, she flicked her on the forehead.

“If you’re not here, how can I possibly live alone?”

Yu Jiang was not moved by this romantic confession. Her focus was on another aspect.

“Can ghosts also die? Don’t tell me there are also ghost exorcists in real life?”

Chu Qingzi was amused by her cute imagination.

“Not that kind of death. It’s a self-chosen demise.”

“Huh?”

“As long as I stab my heart with a dagger stained with my blood, then I will disappear. So in the very, very distant future, when you’re about to die, you can just send me off with you like that.”

Yu Jiang’s train of thought was as unusual as ever.

She imagined that scene and firmly shook her head.

“I’m already about to die. It would be very tiring to have to specially send you off. You can just commit suicide then.”

Chu Qingzi chuckled. “Okay, then you can go first in the future. Remember to wait for me on the road. I’ll catch up soon.”

The topic of death, because there was a ghost to accompany her, suddenly became no longer scary.

Yu Jiang’s thoughts began to wander.

“What’s it like down there?”

“I don’t know. The memories of that place are very blurry.”

“Alright, it doesn’t matter. Anyway, I’ll know when I die in a few decades. Then do you have any special abilities? Like the ghosts in movies, they can pass through walls and stuff. Can you do that too?”

“This point, I can show you tomorrow.”

“Can’t you do it now? Don’t tell me it’s some exclusive special ability that can only be used during the day?”

Chu Qingzi just smiled and didn’t speak.

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