“No way! Hana still isn’t reassured about Sheng-chan!” Hana clamped her hand over Liang Sheng’s mouth and leaned in close, her forehead nearly brushing against the other girl’s eyelashes.
Damn it, she had to fend off this kid every single day. Liang Sheng hurriedly pulled back.
“Thud!!!”
Liang Sheng tripped over the little yellow duck she had tossed carelessly onto the floor earlier. She landed flat on her butt.
This gave Hana the perfect opening.
Pinning someone down was this little yandere’s absolute favorite move.
“Stop, stop, stop!!” Liang Sheng panicked and shoved both hands against Hana’s face, pushing upward with all her might. “Didn’t we already agree?! We have to wait until we’re both adults before doing that kind of thing!”
Hana wasn’t letting up. “But Hana thinks this will make Sheng-chan feel really good too~? After all, Hana even asked Baidu about it! And once we do it, Sheng-chan will depend on Hana even more~”
Sure enough, a yandere’s little brain couldn’t compete with a normal person’s.
“Th-then!” Liang Sheng’s mind spun frantically as she scrambled for an escape plan.
“I… I need to use the bathroom! Can Hana wait for me just a sec?!” Any delay was a win!
Hana finally released her grip on Liang Sheng’s arms. “Fine… Then~ Hana will watch Sheng-chan go~”
“???” Liang Sheng’s face filled with question marks. “W-wait a minute, Hana. You have to remember, you’re a mature yandere now. Please don’t head down the pervert path—that’s not appropriate.”
Hana grinned from ear to ear. “Anyway, someday soon, Hana and Sheng-chan will be an old married couple. Hana will do this sort of thing with Sheng-chan all the time~”
“No way! No way! Don’t bring the future into the present!” Liang Sheng bolted for the bathroom.
Hana leaned against the bathroom door with her arms crossed. “Hana’s waiting for you~ Sheng-chan~ Once Sheng-chan comes out~ we can have fun together~”
Sigh… Liang Sheng sat on the toilet lid and covered her forehead. It looked like she’d have to use Law Three again. She really didn’t want to keep throwing herself at other people! She was the top! She was the top!
Of course, Liang Sheng suddenly descended into fangirl mode. If it were with Senior Sister Yuqi… being the bottom might actually feel pretty good, hehe~ Cough cough. Why was she drooling in the bathroom? Some outsider might think she was craving something in here… Eww! Gross! She didn’t want to be the creep in the stall!
“Whoosh~” Liang Sheng flushed the toilet and washed her hands. “Alright~ Hana, I’m coming out~”
“Hehe~” Hana let out a delighted squeal in response. “But~ Hana could come in to Sheng-chan~ too, you know~”
“Stop!!” Liang Sheng immediately cut off Hana’s verbal assault. “It’s you coming into the bathroom! Not into me, duh!”
Hana giggled for a moment. “Well, it’s pretty much the same thing~ No big deal~ It’s gonna happen eventually anyway…”
Who the hell even invented the phrase “sooner or later”? Liang Sheng felt like crying. She took a few deep breaths to steel herself, only then remembering she was in the bathroom. Eww—she nearly hurled again.
She yanked open the door and pounced straight onto Hana.
“Muah~” A quick, decisive kiss landed right on the other girl’s forehead.
“Urgh…” Hana collapsed once more at her Sheng-chan’s feet.
Whew~ Liang Sheng let out a sigh of relief. But now she faced a new problem: how was she supposed to get this unconscious girl—who was now sprawled dead to the world on the floor—back home?
Sigh. Liang Sheng unlocked Hana’s phone.
Screen shock hit her immediately. The wallpaper was a photo of herself in a white polka-dot little bra and panties.
Damn it, definitely another one of this little yandere’s stealth shots! Liang Sheng clenched her fist, then slowly relaxed it. Whatever. She was used to it by now.
Uh… what was the password? Liang Sheng propped up her head, racking her brain.
It had to be something about her—not narcissism, just yandere logic. Everyone knew.
Maybe her birthday? Liang Sheng punched in July 28th.
“Beep!!” Incorrect entry!
The sudden noise made her jump; she nearly flung the phone across the room.
Ah, right—Hana was out cold and wouldn’t wake up anytime soon.
What else could it be?
Hm?! A lightbulb went off in Liang Sheng’s head.
Right—it might be the day they met.
“Ding~” Unlocked.
Liang Sheng successfully opened Hana’s phone.
Aha! So clever, me! Liang Sheng struck a smug “big brain” pose.
Seizing the opportunity, she checked out this little yandere’s photo gallery. There had to be tons of her pretty pictures, hehe~ Liang Sheng rubbed her hands together excitedly.
The instant she opened it, Liang Sheng’s face flushed beet red.
What the…
There was her, butt-naked on the bed.
Putting on stockings.
One from the scorching summer, AC not yet on, stripped completely bare, splayed out on the sheets still slick with sweat.
Aaaah!!! What “pretty pictures”?! This was a full-on private photobook! The kind of stuff you paid top dollar for! Her perfect figure, wasted on this little lass.
Liang Sheng’s hands shook. She wanted to delete every single one! But she couldn’t.
She tapped into the notes app and more—everything was about her.
How to describe it… Liang Sheng’s emotions were incredibly complicated. If—and she meant if—Senior Sister Gu Yuqi didn’t exist, she was pretty sure she’d fall for Hana.
Maybe she already liked Hana a little. Liang Sheng sighed. After all, the way Hana treated her blew Senior Sister Gu Yuqi out of the water.
Over half an hour had already passed.
Liang Sheng opened Hana’s contacts and searched for her parents.
She’d just say Hana had suddenly fainted and ask them to come take her home!
“Hello?” Liang Sheng dialed Hana’s mother’s number, her voice dripping with urgency. “Auntie! Hana’s at my place! She—she—she just fainted out of nowhere! I can’t move her! Should I call 120?”
Hana’s mother adored her daughter more than her own life.
“Ah? Is that… Liang Sheng?” She knew right away—Hana’s only real friend at school was this girl, the ultimate ice queen goddess.
“What happened? What’s wrong with Nainai?!” Hana’s mother shot to her feet. “Send me your location! I’ll come get her right now! You call 120 too!”
Liang Sheng agreed immediately, then dialed 120.
After all the commotion, she finally managed to send this big troublemaker home.
“Phew… Another hectic day~” Liang Sheng flopped exhausted onto the bed, ready for a quick nap.
“Knock knock knock!!” The door rang out again.
Liang Sheng sat up. Who could it be this time? A bad feeling suddenly welled up in her heart.
