Crybaby Arc 2: So You Like This Posture, Huh~
“What do you want to do in the future?” Liang Sheng asked Song An’an. The two of them, having finished the Gaokao, were planning their future lives.
For the passionately in love Song An’an, romance was her everything, and her A-Sheng was her entire life. So she tilted her little head and said without a second thought: “In the future, I will make delicious food for A-Sheng every day, take care of A-Sheng’s daily life, and be a qualified wife!”
“Alright!” Liang Sheng agreed readily.
Although she also wanted to lie flat at home, looking at Song An’an’s silly little appearance, it was clear she couldn’t be expected to go out to work; she would definitely become a “housewife.”
However, the feeling of coming home from work and having someone take care of everything in her life… seemed pretty good too.
Liang Sheng patted the top of Song An’an’s head. “Since An’an likes making delicious food, you can also try opening a cake shop of your own, or a small restaurant~”
Song An’an’s eyes sparkled a few times, and she pouted, looking a little wronged.
“A-Sheng, A-Sheng, don’t despise me, I am indeed a bit clumsy… If A-Sheng wants me to go out and work, I will listen to you!”
“Ah…?” Liang Sheng was dumbfounded.
Where did that even come from?
This child was definitely overthinking it. Liang Sheng burst into laughter.
Song An’an looked apprehensively at the suddenly laughing Green-haired Girl.
Feeling a pang of affection, Liang Sheng pulled Song An’an into her arms and pressed her lips against her tender cheek. “I didn’t mean it like that, dummy.”
Song An’an’s mouth was pressed tightly against the other’s chest, her voice a bit muffled. Blushing, she asked, “Then, then what is it…?”
The Green-haired Girl explained patiently: “What I mean is, if I go out to work and make money every day, and you’re just at home alone with no one to play with, wouldn’t that be so boring? Since An’an likes making desserts, you can use your free time when I’m not with you to do something you enjoy.”
Liang Sheng thought for a moment and added, “Plus, you can also earn some extra pocket money (this is the key point, right?)”
“Oh…!” The dummy Little Crybaby nodded in ignorance, easily coaxed. She beamed with joy, “I, I’ll listen to whatever you say, A-Sheng, you’re right!”
Oh my, this kid. It’s a good thing she met a great person like me (?), otherwise, if she met a bad guy, such a simple and naive child would definitely be sold off and still help them count the money.
“By the way, have your mom and dad agreed to us being together?” Liang Sheng suddenly remembered what Song An’an had mentioned last time about telling her parents.
Song An’an awkwardly turned her head away, raising her hand to scratch her cheek, looking a bit guilty. “Uh…”
The Green-haired Girl suddenly had a bad premonition. “What, what did you say to them?”
“I, I didn’t say anything much! I just said… I just said I’m in a relationship, and my partner is Liang Sheng.” Song An’an pouted, poking her two index fingers together.
Liang Sheng frowned. “That’s quite normal.”
“But…!” Song An’an held Liang Sheng’s hands, her eyes revealing a clear stupidity. “My mom and dad, they, they don’t believe me! They asked if you were joking and I misunderstood, or…”
Song An’an hesitated to speak.
“Or what?” Liang Sheng grew anxious; who stops halfway through a sentence like this? “Hurry up, hurry up!”
Song An’an guiltily looked away again, avoiding the Green-haired Girl’s gaze, and instead fixed her eyes on a vase in a painting far away. “It’s just… it’s just that they think I’ve been deceived by you… although…”
“Although?”
“Although they don’t know what you’d be deceiving me for.”
“Ah?”
Song An’an lowered her head, sniffling. “They said, your family is rich, and you’re smart, and then, and then… who would bother tricking someone as dense as me.”
“…”
“Hahahahaha!” Liang Sheng burst out laughing.
One could tell at a glance that these were words only biological parents could say; that was just too savage.
Song An’an resentfully pounded the other lightly twice. “A-Sheng, what are you laughing at!”
Liang Sheng grabbed Song An’an, pulled her into her arms, and pinned her down, her eyes meaningful. “I’m laughing because you’re just too cute.”
Even though they had been dating for quite a long time and were like an old married couple, Song An’an just couldn’t handle being teased, her face blushing uncontrollably as always.
She slightly turned her head. “A-Sheng, doing this, you’re making me so ticklish.”
She was referring to the Green-haired Girl’s hair resting on her neck, which was a bit ticklish.
But, with her impure thoughts, how could Liang Sheng know this? She directly took it the wrong way.
Is, is this an invitation and a hint for me? Liang Sheng drooled.
This little lass, though thin and small, was truly plump in all the right places, where the fat should be. The feel was very good, and pressing against her own, the feeling was fantastic!
“Oh~” The Green-haired Girl’s hands started getting restless, sliding toward places they shouldn’t touch.
Song An’an was stunned; she opened her mouth wide, looking as dumbfounded as a little chick.
Although the two of them had hugged and kissed, they had never crossed that final line. Could it be that today… they were going to…
At this thought, Liang Sheng grew even more excited. She closed her eyes, adopting a heroic posture as if unflinchingly facing death.
“?”
Why did this child look like this?
Song An’an had her hands crossed over her chest, tears in the corners of her eyes, a tragic yet heroic expression, a faint smile on her lips, lying stiff and straight like an already rigid vampire ready to rest in peace.
“?”
Fuck, what the hell kind of posture is this?!
Liang Sheng couldn’t help it. The desire that had been building up suddenly dissipated by half.
“Hahaha~”
Why was she suddenly laughing? Song An’an slightly opened one eye—or more accurately, half-squinted—and secretly peeked at Liang Sheng.
Liang Sheng teased, “An’an, did you think I was going to do something weird to you?”
“Eh——?” Song An’an bit her lip again, even the roots of her ears turning red.
Could it be that just now… I overthought it, took it the wrong way, and misunderstood my A-Sheng? Actually, Liang Sheng didn’t have that kind of thought in her mind at all? Oh my god! This is too awkward! This is too shameful!
Song An’an’s face turned beet red with shame. She rolled over onto her stomach and buried her face in the sofa, whimpering. Liang Sheng wouldn’t think she was that kind of… lewd girl, would she!
Oh my, she’s even cuter now, how could anyone resist this!
Liang Sheng couldn’t hold back anymore. When encountering something cute, of course one would want to break it~
Hehe, this idea must be put into action immediately!
Liang Sheng leaped up and pounced onto Song An’an’s body.
This posture was a bit off~ To an outsider, it looked utterly erotic.
“That’s right, An’an, it’s just like you imagined~” Liang Sheng breathed into An’an’s ear. “By the way, An’an, so it turns out you like this posture~ You’re being very lewd, you know~”
“Eh——!”
Crybaby Arc 3: We Have a Cute Child
Liang Sheng covered Song An’an’s mouth and made a “shh” gesture.
“Keep it down, or if someone hears us, then…”
Song An’an’s eyes glistened with a moist sheen, looking both pitiful and endearing.
Liang Sheng thought this expression suited her perfectly.
It was just too special; the green-haired rabbit simply wanted to tease her.
“Could it be that you’re not willing for me to do this to you?” Liang Sheng asked with a wide smile.
Song An’an’s face was beet red as she stammered, “N-No, no!”
“As long as it’s A-Sheng… I’m okay with anything!”
Liang Sheng continued, “That’s the spirit… If you weren’t willing, the police would have to arrest me, you know…”
After saying this, she treated the adorable little crybaby in front of her like her own obedient little dear.
Song An’an was truly, not falsely, innocent.
“They won’t, they won’t! I’m willing!” Song An’an’s eyes reddened.
She threw herself into Liang Sheng’s arms, hugging her tightly and burying her face in Liang Sheng’s chest.
Liang Sheng’s lips curled into a smile as she gently stroked the little crybaby’s hair.
“In that case, I’ll grant your wish, An’an~”
Liang Sheng gently laid Song An’an down. Amidst the clash of lips and tongues, her fingers began to move with purpose.
Song An’an was incredibly cute, especially the way her expressions changed, making one’s heart race.
Just as Liang Sheng had envisioned, she ended up inheriting the family business, following her cheap old man to sit in an office handling documents or traveling around to inspect her territories.
Meanwhile, Song An’an opened several cake shops and stayed at home when she had nothing else to do.
Indeed, everything has a price. To eat well, one must put in the physical effort.
In comparison, Liang Sheng truly earned a lot. She had so much money she didn’t know where to spend it. She had houses and over a dozen cars, with no idea how to use them all.
Liang Sheng sighed at the heavens, a classic humble-brag.
“I want to have a baby with A-Sheng.”
One day, Song An’an, who was reading the newspaper on the sofa, suddenly said this.
“Pfft-cough-cough!” Liang Sheng choked on a boba pearl, spewing milk tea from her mouth.
She wiped the milk tea from the corner of her mouth. “Huh?”
This, well, two girls… how could they? Could it be… asking that foreign hacker to develop a gender-swap potion? No, no, absolutely not. Even with a sex change, there’s no way to make Song An’an pregnant!
“An’an, An’an, are you still half-asleep? Or do you have a fever?”
Liang Sheng raised her hand and touched Song An’an’s forehead.
Song An’an shook her head. “No, I want to have a baby with A-Sheng.”
Liang Sheng: “…”
“An’an, did you not pay attention in biology? Two girls…”
“How do we have a baby?”
It seemed Song An’an had never considered this problem before, and she also froze.
Liang Sheng facepalmed.
“As I thought.”
Even if they could, she wouldn’t let the other give birth. What if she ended up like Song An’an? That is to say, although she doesn’t seem… No! My IQ is fine!
Song An’an tightened her grip on the ball of yarn in her hand, which was now half-unraveled.
As if having made a huge decision, she pursed her lips, took Liang Sheng’s hand, and said in a firm voice, “A-Sheng, let’s adopt a child!”
“Ah…”
Liang Sheng’s bewildered expression slowly melted into a doting smile.
She raised her hand and gently caressed the other’s face.
“You scared me. I thought you wanted to…” use someone else’s for IVF.
Liang Sheng trailed off.
“What is it, A-Sheng?”
Liang Sheng shook her head. “Nothing. I’m very happy you made this decision.”
But suddenly…
Having a child would be nice, but…
Liang Sheng frankly voiced her concerns.
“But, we’re both girls. When the child asks us where they came from, what, what are we supposed to say?”
Liang Sheng raised an eyebrow.
Although some things were simple, the simple-minded Song An’an could sometimes think about many things.
Liang Sheng gently pinched the other’s chubby little face again. “We’ll just tell them the truth. What’s there to hide?”
Song An’an pouted. “Then, then will they feel like…”
“Heartbroken? Or that we’ve wronged them?” Liang Sheng instinctively finished the sentence. “Without those kids, they are ours. We have no obligation to think about who they like, and they have no right to lecture us. What’s more, we are the ones raising them.”
“We haven’t wronged anyone. Our relationship is between the two of us, and we haven’t affected anyone or harmed anyone’s interests. We have done nothing wrong.”
Liang Sheng’s fingers gently caressed Song An’an’s cheek.
It tickled. Song An’an’s eyes grew sore and warm, and tears began to fall, drop by drop, landing on the green-haired rabbit’s hand.
“Hey, hey, why are you crying?” Liang Sheng hurriedly wiped her face. “Did I say something wrong? Don’t cry, don’t cry.”
“Was my tone too harsh just now?”
Song An’an shook her head, a smile on her face. She raised her hand and placed it over Liang Sheng’s.
“No, you didn’t… I’m just… happy… We can have one of our children, with you, A-Sheng, to have one.”
Liang Sheng gently pulled Song An’an into her arms, resting her chin on top of the other’s head. She closed her eyes and swayed gently, like a lullaby. “An’an, there will always be gossip in the world. But for everyone, there will also be people who come through that gossip to love you.”
“A-Sheng, I’m so happy,” Song An’an murmured, her face buried in Liang Sheng’s chest, her tears soaking the fabric.
What a little crybaby.
Liang Sheng let out a doting sigh.
“Are you sure about this child?”
Song An’an had chosen a small, thin little girl with brown hair.
“Why her?”
Liang Sheng curiously looked down at the little dot who only came up to her knee. It was a novel and amusing sight.
“Because her brown hair is the color you get when you mix green and pink~~”
Song An’an squatted down, looking at the child’s face. “Would you like to come home with us big sisters?”
The little girl timidly looked at Song An’an, then glanced up at Liang Sheng standing beside them. Classifying the person, the child was instantly startled and took a step back, while Liang Sheng took several exaggerated steps back.
Can’t scare the child.
As it turned out, their choice was not wrong.
The child was well-behaved and very endearing.
A family portrait of the three of them was placed in the most conspicuous spot in the house.
“Song Niannian?”
“Mom, I’m here!”
A little ball of fluff emerged from a corner of the sofa and threw herself straight into Liang Sheng’s arms.
Liang Sheng’s heart warmed. She never thought she would one day raise such a cute child.
The child’s surname was Song; Liang Sheng let her take Song An’an’s name. After all, it was she who had proposed having a child, and Liang Sheng herself had no particular attachment to the idea.
Song An’an, who was cooking in the kitchen, washed her hands and came out just in time to see Liang Sheng on the sofa. “A-Sheng, you’ve had a long day at work. Don’t let her bother you; have her watch some TV with you and rest.”
“Okay, Mama,” Song Niannian nodded at Song An’an, then patted the spot next to her on the sofa, inviting Liang Sheng to sit. “Mom, sit here.”
Just as Liang Sheng sat down, Song Niannian blinked her big eyes and suddenly said, “Mom, a classmate asked me today why I have two moms.”
Liang Sheng’s movements paused slightly. As expected. But her heart still tightened. She watched as the questioning Song An’an stopped in her tracks and turned back, looking at Song Niannian with a stunned expression.
The child swung her short legs. “The teacher told him not to talk nonsense.”
“A-Sheng was right,” Song An’an said with a smile.
“Song Niannian did a great job,” I told him that I just have two moms, I’m very happy, and it’s none of his business what goes on in my family!
“Pfft~”
Liang Sheng was so amused by Song An’an that she laughed until her eyes reddened.
“Niannian is such a good girl, give Mommy a hug…”
“A-Sheng, I want a hug too!”
“Alright, hugs for everyone…”
(Crybaby Arc, End)
(Next Arc: The Gentle and Aloof Senior Sister School Doctor Arc)
School Doctor Arc 1: Doctor Mo Qingrou’s Straightforward Confession
When all is said and done, will you still remember me?
Mo Qingrou sat quietly by the window as usual, watching the sunset being swallowed bit by bit.
She raised a hand to block the faint light, a sense of panic in her heart.
What was this feeling?
Mo Qingrou clutched her chest and gritted her teeth.
If she lost her, would she ever be able to smile genuinely again?
Liang Sheng knew that, at least for now, she was the only one who could save Mo Qingrou.
“Mo Qingrou.”
It’s you.
I’ve set my sights on you.
The moment Liang Sheng wrote down the three characters for “Mo Qingrou,” the woman sitting by the window, as if she had a premonition, suddenly stood up and changed her clothes.
I have to find her.
That was the only thought in her mind.
I have to go find her right now.
I miss her so much.
When Liang Sheng snuck out of her house, she found Mo Qingrou, dressed in white with her hands in her pockets, standing in front of her door.
“Senior Sister Mo Qingrou!?” The Green-haired Girl was pleasantly surprised.
Mo Qingrou grunted in acknowledgment and quickly walked over to Liang Sheng.
Liang Sheng was just wondering, “How did you…”
The next second, she was pulled into an embrace, a faint, woody fragrance filling her nose. Liang Sheng twitched her nose and blinked a few times in confusion.
“It’s nothing. I just suddenly really wanted to see you.”
Mo Qingrou’s tone was as calm as ever.
“I don’t know why, but I feel like now is a good time.”
Mo Qingrou stared straight at Liang Sheng. “Be my girlfriend, okay?”
“Eh——?!” Liang Sheng was dumbfounded.
Such a straightforward confession? And so sudden! My god, this is truly a path I never imagined.
“Why, why did you suddenly say you like, like…” Liang Sheng stammered, her face blushing like a pure young girl’s. She tugged at the other a couple of times but couldn’t pull away, so she could only let herself be held.
Mo Qingrou pulled back slightly. Her pale green pupils seemed to shimmer with a wall of light. Her usually unchanging expression showed a tiny shift; it looked like she was smiling, but Liang Sheng thought her eyes were playing tricks on her. How could a deadpan girl’s lips curve upwards?
“It wasn’t hard, or sudden,” Mo Qingrou said word by word, speaking the most moving words of love in the coldest tone. “It was premeditated.”
Ah…!
Liang Sheng’s brain short-circuited.
If it were any of her usual simps or overconfident girls saying this to her, she would probably just feel disgusted. But hearing such a sharp contrast of cute words from a cold, handsome face was like a deer’s antlers drumming against her heart.
“So, is that a yes?”
She seemed calm, but in reality, this big ice mountain was panicking internally.
Liang Sheng pressed her lips together and broke into a huge smile.
“I like you too, Senior Sister Mo Qingrou~”
Ah…
Mo Qingrou suddenly released her hands from Liang Sheng’s shoulders, turned around, and covered her face, feeling the heat rise.
I can’t take it, I can’t take it at all! How can someone be so cute when accepting a direct confession!
Mo Qingrou squatted down, resting her forehead on her hand and covering her mouth. She kept her head down, not daring to stand up.
(Her inner thoughts): My face is so hot… Is this what it feels like to be shy?
So, why is she shy? Could it be… because the other person agreed to her confession!
This feeling is… just too wonderful!
The Green-haired Girl heard a faint chuckle. She immediately circled around to Mo Qingrou’s front, poked her head out in surprise, and stared at her face. “Senior Sister Mo Qingrou, did you just let out a secret laugh!?”
“Ah, I…” The ice mountain girl only now realized she had laughed out loud.
This is great.
Mo Qingrou embraced Liang Sheng again.
“Liang Sheng, I love you.”
“Hehe~”
“So this is what shyness feels like? Being in a relationship with you is just wonderful.”
“I’m really…”
“So lucky.”
Mo Qingrou began to talk more, shedding her usual coldness and pouring out many heartfelt words of love while holding Liang Sheng.
Is this what a woman in love is like?
Liang Sheng responded while gently patting the other’s back.
But, doing this right at her doorstep, wasn’t it… a little awkward?
“How, how about we go inside to talk, Senior Sister Mo Qingrou?”
Liang Sheng saw several neighbors walk by, eyeing them with strange and shocked gazes, as if watching a monkey circus.
The gentle and soft Mo Qingrou looked up, giving an obedient puppy-like response, and let the Green-haired Girl lead her by the hand back into the house.
Even after they were home, Mo Qingrou was still immersed in the joy of Liang Sheng accepting her confession and her emotions becoming richer.
So lucky, to have found a true love that is mutual.
“Liang Sheng, have you been sick a lot lately? Why do you run to the infirmary as soon as class is over?”
Her homeroom teacher, Dong Yue, and her classmates had been asking about the Green-haired Girl’s health recently.
Liang Sheng scratched her head awkwardly.
“Not really…”
I just want to use this little bit of time for a date!
The ever-so-aloof Doctor Mo Qingrou was, in private, completely subservient to her partner and a total clinger. She would often hug Liang Sheng, burying her head in the other’s neck and making little humming sounds like a kitten.
This stark contrast, embodied in a 175cm tall ice mountain girl in a serious white coat, was incredibly powerful.
“I’m fine, I, I just… go to the infirmary to rest for a bit,” Liang Sheng said, guiltily looking away.
A window not ventilated in summer.
Soon, with a “whoosh,” the two girls’ “secret affair” was exposed.
Liang Sheng was sitting on Mo Qingrou’s lap.
“Eh? Eh? Eh?”
“Avert your eyes, avert your eyes!”
The classmate fled in a panic.
Liang Sheng’s face was a mask of despair.
“Wait, classmate! Let us explain!”
But then, the classmate actually stopped, turned back, and once again observed the awkward position of Liang Sheng and the other girl, who hadn’t had time to jump down.
Liang Sheng: “…”
Can I pretend I didn’t just call you back? I really don’t know how to explain this.
Say it was a physical examination? Who does a physical in this position!
Say she was treating me? Is this some martial arts drama, using qi to heal me?
It’s unexplainable, completely unexplainable!
“…”
Now she was in so deep, not even the Yellow River could wash her clean.
“Classmate, can you pretend you didn’t see anything?” Liang Sheng squeezed the words out from between her teeth.
The classmate’s eyes widened, and he made a zipping motion across his lips. “Don’t worry, Liang Sheng, I definitely won’t tell anyone that you and Doctor Mo Qingrou have a thing going on.”
“Oh…”
Liang Sheng let out a long sigh of relief.
Then, it hit her.
“Hey?! I don’t know him! How the hell does this bastard know my name!”
I’m screwed.
