Chapter 303: Big Brother Will Take You Out for Fun
“Don’t you worry. I’ll find a way. I guarantee I’ll satisfy our mom.” Fatty patted his thick chest and still smiled and agreed, as if he could accomplish any difficult task.
“Love you.” Tian Zhu even made a heart shape with her hands, which made Fatty foolishly happy.
Tang Ze lamented, How can there still be such a fool?
“Wifey, you get some rest then. I won’t go and disturb Uncle and Auntie.”
“Hubby, you’ve worked hard too. Hurry back and rest.”
Tang Ze: “??????”
What the hell?
Go back and rest?
So this isn’t your home? I’ve been standing outside with you, messing around.
With a bang, the door closed.
Fatty looked at Tang Ze with a smile. “Big Brother, I didn’t lie to you, right?”
Tang Ze was amused. “No, is her family very powerful? You’re actually not going in?”
“Isn’t it because we’re not married yet? We’ll live together after we get married.”
Tang Ze was speechless for a moment. You fucking make a lot of sense. “Then when do you plan to get married?”
“Aren’t I earning the betrothal gift now?”
Tang Ze laughed so hard tears almost came out. “Brother, are you living in the old world? Still a betrothal gift? Wake up, young man.”
“This is true love. What’s so funny?” Fatty pouted. Big Brother must not have a girlfriend. He’s envious of me.
“Then what’s the betrothal gift? You’ve given the house. You can get a car whenever you want. Money is useless now.”
“Her mother said this house has to be bought to count.” Fatty sighed, a look of weariness finally appearing in his eyes.
Tang Ze really wanted to share this strange story with his kittens, to have them teach him a lesson.
“Then how do you count as buying it?”
“Of course, it’s by searching for a lot of supplies. Over time, I’ll be able to buy it.”
Tang Ze had nothing to say and could only give a thumbs-up. “I have a good idea. Want to hear it?”
“What idea?”
“Rush in, kill her parents, and that stupid brother too. Then you’ll get the beauty, and you’ll even be able to live in your own house. How comfortable.”
“Big Brother, how can you be so bad!”
“…”
In the room.
A man in his mid-twenties walked out of the bedroom. He was quite fair-skinned. It was precisely the younger brother, Tian You. “Sister, what did that fool give you? Let me see.”
Tian Zhu glared. “Tsk, don’t touch it randomly.”
“What’s the big deal if your little brother takes a look? And what did Fatty say about your little brother’s matter?” A woman in her fifties walked out of the adjacent bedroom. Her eyebrows felt like they carried a hint of acidity. It was precisely the mother, Bao Xianghong.
Tian Zhu said with a proud smile, “Don’t worry. He’ll do whatever I ask him to do.”
“You have to coax him well. Our whole family depends on him for food and drink,” Bao Xianghong instructed.
The father in the bedroom came out, cracking melon seeds. “When your brother gets the fusion agent, get one for Dad too.”
“Then I’ll get one for Mom too,” Tian You said, chewing on an Oreo biscuit.
Bao Xianghong even said, “Tian Zhu, it’s okay to have a few more prospects. More choices, you know?”
“I want to, but now is not like before. Where can I find a fool like Fatty? But recently, there is one I can get in touch with.”
“Sister, you’re so awesome. Where did you learn this set of tricks, to coax those men into giving you everything?”
Tian Zhu was full of confidence and said with a superior smile, “It’s too simple. If I ask Fatty to die now, he will.”
“Stop bragging. Hurry up and exchange the chocolate tomorrow. Your brother wants to play with a Ferrari. Your dad wants a Rolls-Royce Cullinan. Get Mom a Maserati.”
“No problem. Everyone gets a share. But I have to go out later. I need another shot of the vaccine.”
“Sister, where are you going so late? Can you take me?” Tian You asked with a grin.
Bao Xianghong let out a “tsk.” “What are you joining in the fun for? Hurry up and go to sleep.”
“Sister, is it the one you just mentioned?”
“That’s right. I’ll get in touch with him tonight and see.”
“Then don’t let that fatso see you.”
Tian Zhu confidently flicked her fine hair. “Fatty won’t go out at night, and he certainly won’t go to entertainment venues.”
“Then you should hurry up and get ready. Strive to get into the upper circle,” Bao Xianghong urged anxiously.
The whole family was calculating how to get benefits from Fatty, completely without gratitude. The food and lodging they had now were all brought back by Fatty at great risk outside.
Fatty, however, brought Tang Ze to a rental house. When he saw the twenty-square-meter room, the corner of Tang Ze’s mouth began to twitch again.
Seriously, even when he was delivering food, he had never lived in such a small place.
“They live in a 500-square-meter large flat, and you live in a 20-square-meter shabby room?” Tang Ze felt his worldview was being distorted. You’re really a good person.
“It’s cheap. Big Brother, here, have something to eat.”
“What is this?” Tang Ze held it in his hand. It was hard and cold.
“Bug cake. Just make do.”
“…”
You, a dignified virus-fused individual, are actually living this kind of life? Look at others. Which one doesn’t have women on both arms? Not to mention delicacies from the mountains and seas, but at least big fish and big meat.
He directly took out a double-layer beef hamburger and stuffed it into his mouth. Comfortable.
Fatty’s mouth watered as he watched.
Tang Ze glanced at him and chuckled. “Want some?”
“Yes.”
“Go and kill her whole family, and I’ll give it to you.”
Fatty immediately lowered his head and ate the rock-like bug cake.
“How did you two meet before?” Tang Ze asked curiously. He had originally planned to go out and find some fun tonight, but now he had changed his mind. He had to educate Fatty well.
“Online dating.”
“Online dating, so unreliable. So many scammers.”
“I might be the lucky one.” Eating the hard bug cake, Fatty still had a happy smile.
Tang Ze didn’t want to say anything. He was too deeply poisoned. “And then?”
“And then I went to her city. The first time we met, she even treated me to starch sausages.” As he spoke, he giggled.
Tang Ze was speechless. How much did starch sausages cost?
“Just tell me how much you’ve spent on her.”
“Not much, I guess. Oh, I haven’t really calculated. Isn’t it a husband’s job to make money for his wife to spend? Besides, it’s normal for a good-looking girl to spend a little more.”
“…”
This topic couldn’t be discussed anymore. He had a hundred percent run into a gold digger.
“Tell me how you were infected with the virus.”
Fatty recalled a few months ago. “That night, I had just finished delivering food and was going home to rest. Then it started to rain outside. Didn’t they send a message telling us not to go out?”
“But after a few days, her family’s supplies ran out. She asked me to help. At such a critical moment, how could we men be cowards? I wrapped myself up tightly. As a result, I fell to the ground before I could even run out of the complex.”
As he spoke, Fatty was embarrassed.
Sometimes he quite admired Fatty. If it had been him, he wouldn’t have gone out even if it killed him.
You’re a real pure love warrior.
“I thought I was dead, but I came back to life and even got power.”
Tang Ze added, “And then you protected her whole family and even found supplies for her whole family.”
“Big Brother is so amazing. You guessed it right.”
“Is there a need to guess?” Tang Ze let out a “tsk.” Such an old-fashioned story, and he was so moved by it.
After finishing the hamburger in his hand, Tang Ze stretched lazily. “What’s there to do for fun around here?”
“I’m not very clear about that. I usually don’t go to that kind of place.”
“Heh heh, then Big Brother will take you to see the world today.”
Tang Ze pulled Fatty up.
“Big Brother, Big Brother, I’m really not going. I still have to find a way to get the fusion agent.”
Tang Ze threatened in Fatty’s ear, “If you don’t go, I’ll kill your girlfriend’s whole family.”
