Chapter 304: The Berserker Legion
Sure enough, Fatty immediately relented at this threat.
In this apocalypse where people were killed without a second thought, there was actually a stream of purity. This was something Tang Ze had never expected.
The place where a boy could transform into a man, this black market should have a lot of them, right?
Let’s go, let’s go. Let’s see what the quality of the beauties in this black market is like. Are there any top-tier bad women? My third group is still short one super bad woman.
“Big Brother, let’s get this straight first. I don’t do bad things,” Fatty said nervously, following behind Tang Ze.
“I’ll kill your girlfriend’s whole family.”
“Really, I’m still a virgin. I want to give my first time to the person I love most.”
“…”
Damn it. I really want to pry open his head and see what’s inside. If you weren’t a virus-fused individual, you would have been killed by your girlfriend countless times already.
Truly, the bystander is clear, while the one involved is confused.
“Big Brother, I’ll do whatever you ask, but I won’t make a mistake in principle.”
“If you keep blabbering, I’ll kill your girlfriend’s whole family.”
“Big Brother, can’t you change your threat?”
Tang Ze took a deep breath, afraid that he would lose control and slap him away.
“Big Brother, if we go any further, we’ll leave the Freelancer Alliance’s jurisdiction. It’s fine during the day, but it’s not safe at night.”
“I’ll go wherever the fuck I want.”
Hearing Tang Ze’s words, Fatty secretly thought, Big Brother is so awesome.
And Tang Ze thought to himself, You can be this awesome too. At least you’re 0.5 levels stronger than that useless Crown Prince.
Soon, Tang Ze saw a magnificent place.
Heaven on Earth.
At a glance, this was not a proper place.
This was it.
“Big Brother!”
“What.”
“This is the lair of the Berserker Legion. Those people are completely unreasonable.”
Tang Ze liked it even more when he heard this. “I just like to reason with unreasonable people. Tonight is going to be so much fun. Let’s go.”
“Big Brother’s English is so good.”
“If you had an English teacher giving you remedial lessons every day, you could be like this too.”
“My wife’s English is also very good. She’s even traveled abroad.”
Tang Ze rolled his eyes. “Did she take you?”
“Men, we have to work hard. How can we be greedy for pleasure?”
It’s over. This kid has been brainwashed.
Today, I have to take him to see the world. Men work hard precisely to be greedy for pleasure.
Although it was only 10 o’clock now, there were still many people at this Heaven on Earth. Vehicles were driving to the entrance one after another. It felt like it was back to before.
Just as they walked to the entrance, they heard some people talking beside them.
“I heard the Berserker Legion got a fusion agent. They’re preparing to auction it off tonight.”
“Is that for real? What channel did they get it from?”
“It must be an inside job with the company. Let’s go, let’s go. Let’s join in the fun.”
Sure enough, upon hearing “fusion agent,” Fatty became overjoyed. He hadn’t expected to be so lucky.
“Don’t even think about it. You definitely have no chance.” Tang Ze said, crushing his hopes. That fusion agent, which could turn an ordinary person into a New Human, a leap to the heavens. Ordinary supplies definitely wouldn’t be enough to exchange for it. This kid, even if he found a truckload of chocolates, it would be useless.
“There must be a way,” Fatty said firmly.
Tang Ze let out a light sigh.
Walking into Heaven on Earth, two rows of young ladies in qipaos (a traditional Chinese dress) bowed and said in a coquettish voice, “Boss, good evening.”
And faced with the young ladies’ deep cleavage, Fatty was actually able to ignore it.
“Want to pick one? Big Brother’s treat.”
“Thank you, Big Brother. I don’t need one.”
It seems I have to find a helper.
Who would be more suitable?
I’ve got it. I’ll call Ye Qingyi over.
Take her out to play, lest she becomes like a grieving widow, unsatisfied.
And it’s a good opportunity to do some ideological work on Fatty. A woman surely understands women.
At this moment, in the Apocalyptic RV, the women were chatting about gossip. The subject was, of course, the newcomer sisters. The topic had just gotten on the highway when the sisters wanted to find a crack to crawl into.
“Yay, the Master is calling me out.” Ye Qingyi suddenly exclaimed with great joy, dancing with her hands and feet.
Sure enough, everyone was envious. To be called out alone by the Master now was such a happy thing.
“Look how happy she is.” Li Linger pouted. She was clearly the prettiest now, but it was as if she had been cast into the cold palace. He didn’t even take her out to play anymore. If she had known it would be like this, she wouldn’t have become so beautiful.
“La la la, I’m going to pick out an outfit. Little sisters, I won’t be playing mahjong with you.”
Besides being envious, what else could they say?
Soon, Ye Qingyi came out, changed. It had to be said, she looked downright cool and fierce.
Ye Qingyi’s new image…
