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No One Understands Monsters Better Than Me 73


073 Unreasonable! Who Hit Her!

Gu Qing was originally at a disadvantage in her fight with the woman of unknown origin in the house. She had thought her little brother would help her when he came back, but who knew he would bring back a second woman of unknown origin!

If you counted Luo Yao, that was the third one!

“And who are you!” Gu Qing glared at Yu Ling’er resentfully.

“I…”

As everyone knows, a master is a more stable creature than a disciple.

When Gu Qing asked Yu Yourong “Who are you,” Yu Yourong had directly expressed her dissatisfaction.

But when it was Yu Ling’er’s turn, Yu Ling’er was very stable and said nothing, choosing the most peaceful way to respond. She hid a little behind Qin Ren.

“I’m nobody.”

Yu Ling’er didn’t know.

Yu Ling’er was not clear.

Yu Ling’er was not involved.

In an unfamiliar place, Yu Ling’er had learned her lesson. Before, she had been startled by the driver’s horn on the bus, and in her shock, she had drawn her sword and then ended up in the station.

Now she had learned to be smart, not to be impulsive.

Although she didn’t know this pretty girl who was questioning her, looking at the situation, it should… it should have something to do with Yourong, right?

At least Yourong had already met this woman, and it didn’t seem to have been a pleasant encounter.

Then… then this is Yourong’s business.

What does a disciple’s trouble have to do with the master…

As the saying goes, the master leads you through the door, but the cultivation is up to the individual. The five-hundred-plus-year-old Yourong had also grown up and become sensible. Some things, she should face on her own.

And so, after quickly thinking this through, Yu Ling’er completely hid behind Qin Ren, determined to play the ostrich.

“Jie, how could you…”

Qin Ren also slowly came back to his senses. He forced a stiff, awkward smile and tried to take Gu Qing’s hand.

“Look at you… why didn’t you say anything when you came home?”

Smack!

Gu Qing slapped away Qin Ren’s outstretched pig trotter and looked coldly at this unfaithful little brother she had been thinking of day and night. And she had wanted to give Qin Ren a surprise. She didn’t expect Qin Ren to give her an even bigger one.

“Say what? To give you time to move the stolen goods?”

“Who are you calling stolen goods,” Yu Yourong’s voice rang out, and she raised the spoon in her hand.

“You, and her.”

Gu Qing raised her arm and first pointed at Yu Yourong, then at Yu Ling’er. Seeing Yu Ling’er’s eyes darting around, giving Yu Yourong a look, she immediately narrowed her eyes sharply.

“You two… what’s the relationship between you two?”

“No, no!”

Yu Ling’er pulled her gaze back from her disciple and shook her head repeatedly.

“I don’t know her.”

“…”

Yu Yourong said nothing upon hearing this, just the corner of her mouth twitched slightly. The image of her master’s perky bottom appeared in her mind, and her hand faintly itched.

And when Gu Qing raised her arm, Qin Ren noticed another thing.

“Jie?”

The deep pink mark on Gu Qing’s snow-white arm was particularly obvious. Qin Ren’s brow suddenly furrowed, and he grabbed her wrist.

“What happened?”

“None of your business,” Gu Qing shook him off.

“Aiya, Jie.”

“I’m not your sister.”

Gu Qing hid her arm behind her back, not letting Qin Ren see.

Hypocritical little brother. He definitely doesn’t really feel sorry for me. Otherwise, why is he still calling me “Jie” with no sincerity at all…

“Jie… Qing’er.”

“…”

Correct password. Qing’er looked up at him faintly.

“Qing’er, can you not be like this? Let me see.”

“…”

This was a little more sincere. Many people in the world have their own strange quirks. Gu Qing’s quirk was that she liked to hear her little brother call her Qing’er. Every time she heard it, her heart would soften.

“Here. Look if you want to.”

So Gu Qing showed her arm again. Qin Ren looked closely at the deep pink mark and found that some places were on the verge of swelling.

“How did you get this?”

“I was hit,” Gu Qing said lightly.

“Hit?”

Qin Ren didn’t think it was a light matter. What a joke! Someone dared to hit his older sister?

“Unreasonable! Who hit her!”

He put on a straight face, let out a muffled breath, and rolled up his sleeves.

“Her.”

Gu Qing pointed at Yu Yourong with a blank expression.

“…”

Qin Ren’s face instantly stiffened. He silently rolled his sleeves back down.

“Hehe.”

Gu Qing sneered. Her heart soured, and for the first time, she felt truly hurt.

“Alright… Qin Ren, I get what you mean…”

“Don’t, don’t get it.”

Don’t get it wrong. Qin Ren glanced at Yu Yourong guiltily. But Yu Yourong didn’t look at Qin Ren. Her watery eyes looked at the wall on the side, her pink lips pouted and trembled, her stubbornness mixed with the same grievance as Gu Qing’s.

Cough… a misunderstanding. It must be a misunderstanding.”

He had to first understand what had happened. Qin Ren gave his sister a dry laugh, then quickly went over to Yu Yourong’s side and asked in a low voice.

“Yourong, what’s the situation?”

Yu Yourong lowered her head, because now that she thought about it, she was the one who had started it, no matter what.

“She hit me too…”

Yu Yourong’s weak argument was a bit powerless.

“You guys fought?”

Qin Ren was slightly relieved. A fight was good. It wouldn’t seem like he was favoring anyone when he judged.

“Where did she hit you? Let me see.”

“No!”

Yu Yourong’s face turned red, and her heart beat nervously. The place where Gu Qing had hit her just now felt a little hot.

“No… no need.”

“Is it swollen?” Qin Ren thought of his sister’s arm.

“No…” Yu Yourong’s face grew redder. That place… how could it be so easily swollen from a hit?

“Alright.”

Yu Yourong was a body cultivator, after all. Qin Ren wasn’t too worried. Then he sighed and asked her with a slight frown.

“How did you two start fighting?”

“She said she’s your older sister…”

When stating the facts, Yu Yourong’s voice was a little louder, neither servile nor overbearing.

“…I didn’t know if it was true or not, so I wanted to make a phone call, and she tried to snatch my phone.”

“I wasn’t trying to snatch it.”

Gu Qing couldn’t help but interject, pulling Qin Ren to her side.

“Qin Ren, do you know, she was about to call for backup.”

“Call… call for backup?”

Call who? Qin Ren was dumbfounded. Could there be more experts from the Flowing Cloud Sect descending?

Never mind Qin Ren, Yu Yourong also didn’t know what Gu Qing was talking about. She was a little anxious.

“Ge, don’t listen to her nonsense.”

“?”

This time it was Gu Qing’s turn to be dumbfounded. She looked up at Qin Ren in disbelief.

“What did she call you?”

“Um… Qing’er, let me explain.”

Qin Ren quickly explained.

“There’s a reason for this. We’re currently pretending to be brother and sister…”

“Pretending…”

What a ‘pretending’.

Gu Qing was not completely ignorant. There were many people who liked to role-play these days. If nothing else, she had once accidentally overheard her roommate secretly calling her boyfriend “daddy” on the phone. So shameless.

She didn’t know what Qin Ren’s fetish was, but the problem was that he, a younger brother, actually liked to have a “younger sister” in private!

Is this reasonable!

Is this right!

“Qin Ren… without Cheng Siyun to control you, you’re getting more and more out of hand…” This was probably the first time Gu Qing had discovered her former sister-in-law’s virtues.

“What nonsense…”

That was obviously not what Qin Ren meant. He wasn’t in a hurry to figure out the detailed process of the two girls’ fight anymore. He held his sister’s shoulders seriously, and was just about to explain, when a series of clacking high heels from outside the door slowed down from far to near.

“?”

“?”

“?”

“…”

“Meow?”

Excluding the Pixiu who was eavesdropping by the door in the bedroom, the four of them, along with the onlooking Tuantuan, all turned their gazes to the door. Then they saw a beautiful woman appear at the door, graceful and charming, her figure swaying. Although she was carrying the groceries she had just bought, her appearance was not diminished at all. Instead, it added a lot of flavor.

This was a real, natural flavor.

It was like the domestic section. Although there were no skills and no camera work, it was valuable for its authenticity. Many old drivers would flock to it for that authenticity.

And the woman who had suddenly appeared at the door also gave off this kind of real beauty. After finding that everyone was staring at her, a slight embarrassment flashed across her face. Then she cast a somewhat puzzled look at the only familiar person, Qin Ren.

“Qin Ren!” Gu Qing immediately stomped her foot in frustration and glared at her little brother through gritted teeth.

“It’s not her, it’s really not her! We’re just neighbors now!”

Qin Ren explained in a low, gritted voice, then immediately greeted Su Yu awkwardly to prove his innocence.

“Su… Sister Su, back from buying groceries?”

“Ah, yes… um, you guys…” Su Yu asked.

“Just a little family conflict, haha…”

Qin Ren blurted out, too lazy to find an excuse. There was no need.

A Yu Ling’er was clinging to the doorframe, and two people inside were at each other’s throats. With this formation and this atmosphere, anyone would know they were arguing.

“I see… it’s fine. You’re all family. It’s good to talk things out.”

Su Yu herself was also embarrassed. She could have just lowered her head and passed by. She had only spoken out of reflex. After a perfunctory sentence, she quickly took out her key and went back to her own home, while also complaining in her heart.

Arguing? Tsk tsk, this Little Qin’s family has too many female members. If you didn’t know better, you’d think he was caught cheating…

Su Yu’s passing by was just a small interlude. After that, Qin Ren simply and directly told his sister that Yu Ling’er and Yu Yourong were not from Earth.

Of course, Gu Qing definitely didn’t believe it at first.

When her little brother and Cheng Siyun broke up, he seemed to have made up some excuse about exorcism and monsters. Although Gu Qing was only happy about it and didn’t know or care about the details, she also shook her head at Qin Ren’s childish and clumsy reason.

Now that he was using a similar explanation to deal with her, she would definitely just “hehe.”

So Qin Ren didn’t dawdle. Although it was sudden, something he had long planned to reveal didn’t need too much preparation. He directly snapped his fingers at Yu Ling’er and Yu Yourong.

“You two, show her.”

The master and disciple looked at each other. Yu Ling’er was still a little shy and needed her disciple to nod in encouragement. Then the two of them raised their jade-like hands, and at the same time, lifted the hem of their clothes, revealing a silver scale below their navels. Then they slowly stuck out two long, soft, pink tongues, about eighteen centimeters long. The tips of their tongues flexibly curled and lifted up, and then split in two…

“Qing’er, look.”

Qin Ren turned around and looked at the dumbfounded Gu Qing.

“They’re actually from another world. As for me, I was actually an exorcist for a few years…”


No One Understands Monsters Better Than Me

No One Understands Monsters Better Than Me

没有人比我更懂魔物
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"When facing creatures from other worlds, one must adopt a dialectical approach. You cannot be unconditionally hostile; you must use emotion to reform them!"

As Qin Ren imparted this wisdom to the junior before him with heartfelt gravity, the junior simply pointed, half-doubting, at the nine-tailed fox and vampire princess wrestling with each other behind him.

"Senior, is this the reason you're raising them?"

"What else?"

Qin Ren spread his hands.

"No one understands monsters better than me."

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