Switch Mode

No One Understands Monsters Better Than Me 74


074 Drinking Fish Soup

Physiologically speaking, the tongue is an internal part of the body.

People are always embarrassed to show the parts inside their bodies to strangers. There is a tension and discomfort of one’s body being spied on by an outsider. But if it is in front of someone close, and you take the initiative to show it, there is instead a sense of released pleasure.

But obviously, Gu Qing was not someone close.

So after the Yu Ling’er master and disciple “flashed” for a moment, they retracted their long, soft, fragrant tongues with a sliide.

It was just that their clothes were still lifted, their bellies snow-white and soft. On their delicate and smooth lower abdomens were embedded equally delicate navels, and below them also shimmered a patch of sparkling silver scales.

“You… you guys…”

After the dumbfounded Gu Qing had stabilized her mind a little, her throat felt a little dry when she spoke.

“This is a snake clan’s reverse scale. I know you might be skeptical, but it’s really not just stuck on.”

Qin Ren exchanged a look with Yu Yourong. After getting her permission, he gently took one of his sister’s fingers and guided it to touch her scale.

The scale was cool, not crispy like a fish scale, but with the resilience of latex.

So strange. Let me touch it again.

The sensation was strangely unreal. After touching it a second time, Gu Qing pulled her hand back.

“Jie, they’re from the snake clan, cultivators from another world,” Qin Ren said with a straight face, squeezing Gu Qing’s finger. His sister’s fingers were always soft, and Qin Ren had loved to play with them since he was a child.

“Snake clan… cultivators…”

Gu Qing’s head was a little dizzy at the moment. Her attention was wandering, shifting from the scale to the two’s waists.

They look… so slender and soft.

Never mind the reverse scale, their waists were indeed worthy of being called snake waists.

Yet the proportions were just right, giving more of a sense of flexibility rather than fragility.

The rice in one’s own bowl is never as fragrant as the rice in someone else’s. One’s own figure is never as good as someone else’s.

Gu Qing looked at Yu Yourong and Yu Ling’er’s willow-like, bee-like waists with some envy, especially since Yu Yourong’s jeans were low-waisted. When the hem of her shirt was lifted, two clear inguinal lines were revealed from the waistband, forming a V-shape that covered the lower half, exuding a faint, soft charm and sexiness without any deliberate effort…

“Qin Ren, turn around,” Gu Qing suddenly ordered her little brother.

“What’s wrong?” Qin Ren was bewildered.

“A girl is lifting her clothes. Why are you staring so wide-eyed?”

She’s still bringing up such random things at a time like this. Qin Ren didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

“What’s the big deal? I’ve often… never…”

“…”

“Uh…”

His sister’s gaze was not right. Qin Ren quickly changed the subject.

“Jie… Qing’er, if you still have any doubts, I’ll show you something else.”

As he spoke, he showed the fish tank on the coffee table to Gu Qing.

The timid slime was definitely not willing to transform into a human or anything now, but after Qin Ren comforted it a little, the little thing reluctantly condensed its two little bean-like eyes.

“Goo-gee…”

It let out a small cry, which startled Gu Qing a little.

“Qin Ren, it… it’s alive.” Gu Qing’s face turned pale. She reached out and hugged Qin Ren’s arm. Not far away, Yu Yourong frowned.

“Mhm, mhm, it’s alive, it’s alive.” Qin Ren introduced her. “She’s a slime, named Mizhi.”

“Mizhi…”

Gu Qing blinked, then blushed a little.

“What a stupid name…”

It felt like her little brother had turned bad after not seeing him for a few months.

But her little brother didn’t get his sister’s point. After teasing Mizhi a little, he began to narrate his four years of experience as an exorcist, as well as the stories of Yu Yourong and the others.

——————

Half an hour later.

Yu Yourong, Yu Ling’er, Gu Qing, and Qin Ren were sitting around the dining table.

“Phew…”

After a brief silence, Qin Ren let out a breath and drank several gulps of water to wet his throat.

“So that’s the situation. So… I guess we all know each other now, right?”

“…”

“…”

“…”

No one responded. Yu Yourong looked at Gu Qing quietly, with no joy or sorrow. Gu Qing also looked at her from the corner of her eye, thoughtfully.

Yu Ling’er, on the other hand, didn’t know where to look. She felt that the tense atmosphere from the previous confrontation between her disciple and Gu Qing had not yet dissipated. Adhering to the idea of “less is more,” she decided to just look at Qin Ren.

Anyway, from her perspective, this older sister, Gu Qing, was just a “newcomer.” Qin Ren was still the “big boss” of the family.

“What about that friend’s child you mentioned?”

Gu Qing looked towards the bedroom.

“Is she also from the snake clan?”

“Her name is Luo Yao. She was originally a Pixiu… oh right.”

After speaking, Qin Ren remembered something and added solemnly.

“Don’t be fooled by her appearance. She’s actually an adult.”

“…”

An adult…

For a moment, Gu Qing didn’t know if this was a good thing or a bad thing. Qin Ren also went to the bedroom and called the little girl out.

The Pixiu, who had been eavesdropping on the situation in the bedroom, slowly walked out on her little slippers, glanced at Gu Qing timidly, and then stood on her tiptoes and wrapped her arms around Qin Ren’s neck.

“Qin Ren…”

“It’s okay.”

The High Immortal was a little uneasy and wanted a hug. Qin Ren squatted down and held her, gently patting her back.

“My sister is actually very nice.” To be honest, this was the first time Qin Ren had seen the High Immortal so “weak.”

“Your sister… can she control you?” Luo Yao was very concerned about this question.

“Well…”

Qin Ren turned his head and glanced at Gu Qing, who was watching silently from behind, then leaned over to Luo Yao’s ear and whispered.

“She can’t. She’s a paper tiger. On the surface, she controls me, but in reality, she has to listen to me for everything.”

“Really?”

Luo Yao was a little happy, then a little embarrassed.

A paper tiger… doesn’t that sound just like Luo Yao? Luo Yao also has a higher status than Qin Ren on the surface, but in reality, if she does something bad, she still gets her cheeks pinched by Qin Ren, and her little bottom spanked by Qin Ren.

But in any case, with this sentence, Luo Yao’s heart had regained some sense of security.

“I’m hungry, Qin Ren.” And so the Pixiu began to consider the important matters.

“In a minute. You guys get to know each other first, and then we’ll eat.”

As Qin Ren spoke, he also led the little girl to the table and sat her down.

“…”

“…”

Gu Qing looked at her strangely. Thinking of their intimate appearance just now, and then thinking of her little brother saying she was an adult, she couldn’t help but feel a little vague.

What was that word on the internet?

Legal loli?

Gu Qing scanned the table. A legal loli, a pair of snake clan master and disciple. The disciple was pretending to be Qin Ren’s sister, the master’s status was unclear for now, and she seemed to be timid and shrinking, like a little wife. The disciple seemed to know how to do housework and cook. She didn’t know what this master was useful for…

This house full of women gave Gu Qing a bit of a headache. She also needed some time to process their respective bizarre identities. And so, after taking a deep breath, she issued the command to “eat first.”

“Alright! Time to eat, time to eat!”

The Chinese dining table can always solve many things. Qin Ren was very happy, and the Pixiu was also happy.

“What do you want to eat, Qing’er? Just say it! A welcome-home feast for you!”

“Fish soup.”

“…”


No One Understands Monsters Better Than Me

No One Understands Monsters Better Than Me

没有人比我更懂魔物
Status: Ongoing Native Language: Chinese

1 unlock every other day

**

"When facing creatures from other worlds, one must adopt a dialectical approach. You cannot be unconditionally hostile; you must use emotion to reform them!"

As Qin Ren imparted this wisdom to the junior before him with heartfelt gravity, the junior simply pointed, half-doubting, at the nine-tailed fox and vampire princess wrestling with each other behind him.

"Senior, is this the reason you're raising them?"

"What else?"

Qin Ren spread his hands.

"No one understands monsters better than me."

Comment

Subscribe
Notify of
guest
0 Comments
Oldest
Newest Most Voted

Options

not work with dark mode
Reset