Volume 2: Witch Kingdom Arc
Chapter 70: Confession
Luo Yuxi looked at the mountain of documents on her desk and felt like fainting. She hadn’t expected being appointed as a Holy Nun would come with so much paperwork. And every so often, she had to go to the confession hall and listen to the confessions of the believers.
“Ah, damn it, damn it, damn it! I can’t even leave this place, let alone go to the Witch Kingdom! I wonder how Little Yu and Little Yun are doing…”
Luo Yuxi put down her pen and sighed, looking at the nearly finished paperwork. Her head ached. In a few minutes, she had to go to the confession hall.
“I really don’t want to go to that place…”
Luo Yuxi stood up reluctantly and looked at the central cathedral, her face filled with the same reluctance as a wage slave going to work. This was completely different from her quiet confession hall at the southern border.
“It’s the Holy Nun!”
“The Holy Nun is here! Quick! Get in line! If we can get her guidance, we’ll surely receive divine guidance!”
“The Holy Nun is so beautiful, I’m going to faint~”
…
Luo Yuxi entered the confession hall, looking at the luxurious decorations, even the private confession booths were extravagantly furnished. The hall was packed with people. She missed her old, dilapidated wooden confession hall, where she would wait for hours for just a few people to come, usually just to talk about their problems. The most outrageous confession she had heard was about a forbidden love between two sisters.
“This is so annoying, I want to go back…”
Luo Yuxi, despite her reluctance, forced a smile and entered the waiting room, then sat down in a private booth, looking at the luxurious golden screen that separated her from the confessor.
“May the Goddess help you, listen to your confession. As long as you repent sincerely, the Goddess will surely forgive you…”
Luo Yuxi recited the familiar lines, expecting another ordinary confession. She would just have to say “The Goddess has forgiven your sins” at the end. But then, a girl’s voice spoke.
“Can the Goddess really forgive someone as wretched as me?”
“Of course, the Goddess forgives everyone. Come, confess your sins, and the Goddess will purify you…”
“I was just an ordinary adventurer, but I unfortunately fell into a tentacle swamp…”
“Hmm…”
Luo Yuxi thought this was just another pure girl who had been violated by tentacles and was now feeling distraught. She just needed to comfort her. She was about to speak when the girl continued.
“I was in the tentacle swamp for three days before I was rescued…”
“That’s truly unfortunate. I’m sorry I can’t ease your pain…”
“Ah, no, no, I didn’t feel any pain.”
“Huh?”
Luo Yuxi sensed something was wrong. The girl’s next words confirmed her suspicions.
“When I was caught by the tentacle swamp, it laid its eggs inside me. I quite enjoyed the process. After being rescued, I even went back to find the tentacle swamp and even started raising tentacles at home, every day I… (censored)… and it felt… (censored)… until… (censored)…”
“Um… I don’t think I understand…”
“It’s just… (censored)… and then… (censored)… and then with the tentacles… (censored)… and then the house was full of water…”
Luo Yuxi was speechless, looking at the shadowy figure before her. Her voice sounded so pure and innocent, but her private life was so wild. This city is terrifying, I want to go back to the countryside.
“I-It’s okay, it’s just a special hobby. The… the Goddess doesn’t discriminate…”
“Really? That’s great! As expected, birthing parties are really fun~! Praise the Goddess~”
The girl stood up excitedly and left. Luo Yuxi was left in a state of self-doubt. If she continued like this, the Goddess might turn into an evil god.
“Forget it, the Dark Goddess is in charge of the divine realm now, let her reputation be ruined…”
Luo Yuxi sighed in resignation. Another figure entered. Seeing a normal-looking shadow, she was relieved. She began her usual spiel.
“Come, confess your sins, the Goddess will surely forgive you~”
“I know succubi are dangerous to humans…”
“Yes, yes, those creatures feed on life force, and humans are just more delicious food to them…”
Luo Yuxi agreed with the girl’s sentiment, even offering a bit of her own knowledge. The feeling of having her magic power drained, that tingling and numbing sensation, was both addictive and unbearable.
“But I was just wondering, what would it feel like to be with a succubus while being hooked up to a power supply device…”
“Huh? What a strange thought.”
Luo Yuxi had a bad feeling, as if she was about to hear something even more bizarre. After a moment of hesitation, the girl continued.
“I bought a medical-grade magic power supply device from the Church and then sponsored a succubus at a brothel…”
“Wh-What…?”
Luo Yuxi was stunned. Church supplies weren’t cheap, and sponsoring a succubus? This must be some rich young lady.
“At first, it was just one. But as the magic power flowed into me, I found myself getting addicted…”
“Uh… so you sponsored another one?”
“No, I bought out the entire succubus brothel.”
“???”
“And that feeling of paradise, the magic power flowing in and out of me, the succubi’s nimble tails and tongues, I’ve fallen into the abyss. I’ve become their plaything!”
“…”
Luo Yuxi, hearing the girl’s soft sobs, didn’t know what to say. Although she wanted to say “you’re hopeless,” she sighed and offered some comfort.
“Although you’ve fallen, you’ve also provided for those succubi, preventing them from harming other human girls. In a way, you’ve saved others…”
“R-Really? I’m that great?!”
“R-Really… the Goddess will surely forgive you…”
Luo Yuxi’s words lacked conviction, but the girl seemed to have found renewed confidence. Luo Yuxi began to question her own promotion. She had been exposed to some truly strange things.
“In that case, I’ll go buy another succubus brothel and another power supply device! I’ll save a few more human girls tonight!”
The girl ran out excitedly. Luo Yuxi rubbed her forehead. This was why she didn’t want to come here. Compared to the confessions in her old church, this was like a list of top-rated orgies.
“The Goddess will surely forgive…“
