My Online Friend Can’t Possibly Be This Cute

You discover that somewhere in this world, there exists a person who vibes with you on every level.

She collects all your obscure playlists and intuits every thought you never voiced aloud.

She stands by your side without question, embracing even your lamest excuses.

Poised and gentle though she is, in your presence her smile turns sly, like a cat that has stolen the moon.

—This is no fated rebirth. It is simply life’s most wonderful gift to you.